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02-17-2009, 02:32 PM
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#1 | | Banned (ABWS)
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| Condom size tester \ little kid came home (JOKE)
CONDOM SIZE TESTER
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk?
"Gee, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
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LITTLE KID CAME HOME
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I
heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What
is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened
rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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02-17-2009, 02:34 PM
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#2 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by cyy11  CONDOM SIZE TESTER
LITTLE KID CAME HOME
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I
heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What
is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened
rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?" |
lol so true
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02-17-2009, 02:46 PM
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#3 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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those were awful
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02-17-2009, 02:59 PM
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#4 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by cyy11 CONDOM SIZE TESTER
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk?
"Gee, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!" | In the store, when you measured my willy I....
JIZZED in my PANTS. 
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02-17-2009, 03:07 PM
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#5 | | I don't get it
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A man wins the lottery. He goes straight home and tells his wife:
"Honey! Pack your things, I've won the lottery?"
The wife, completely surprised by this event, replies:
"Oh that's great!! What should I pack?"
The husband responds:
"I dont care, just hurry up and get the f*** out of here!"
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02-17-2009, 03:10 PM
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#6 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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^hahhahahha better than the OP jokes
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02-17-2009, 07:25 PM
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#7 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by OffSea A man wins the lottery. He goes straight home and tells his wife:
"Honey! Pack your things, I've won the lottery?"
The wife, completely surprised by this event, replies:
"Oh that's great!! What should I pack?"
The husband responds:
"I dont care, just hurry up and get the f*** out of here!" | hahahahaha NICE!
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02-17-2009, 08:00 PM
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#8 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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i really needed that. thank you so much
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02-17-2009, 08:21 PM
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#9 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by OffSea A man wins the lottery. He goes straight home and tells his wife:
"Honey! Pack your things, I've won the lottery?"
The wife, completely surprised by this event, replies:
"Oh that's great!! What should I pack?"
The husband responds:
"I dont care, just hurry up and get the f*** out of here!" | haha!
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02-17-2009, 08:42 PM
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#10 | | RS controls my life!
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^ ahahah tottally stole the OP's THUNDER | |
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02-19-2009, 11:09 PM
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#11 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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^ HAHAHAAH
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02-19-2009, 11:45 PM
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#12 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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oh snap!
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02-20-2009, 12:00 AM
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#13 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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Originally Posted by nav44 ^ ahahah tottally stole the OP's THUNDER | Dude, your AVATAR just made me LOL harder than the Joke that was funnier than the OP's jokes.  | |
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02-20-2009, 12:13 AM
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#14 | | Banned (ABWS)
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by OffSea A man wins the lottery. He goes straight home and tells his wife:
"Honey! Pack your things, I've won the lottery?"
The wife, completely surprised by this event, replies:
"Oh that's great!! What should I pack?"
The husband responds:
"I dont care, just hurry up and get the f*** out of here!" | flaw in this joke
the husband would have to split the money
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02-20-2009, 12:25 AM
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#15 | | Raping Captured Dolphins since 2002 on EZ board days
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Originally Posted by pandalove flaw in this joke
the husband would have to split the money | STFU Debbie Downer
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02-20-2009, 12:26 AM
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#16 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by pandalove flaw in this joke
the husband would have to split the money |  | |
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