two-year-old married to dog

[Timpo]

Boy marries dog to ward off tiger attacks

Wed Feb 18, 12:55 PM
By Jatindra Dash



BHUBANESWAR, India (Reuters) - An infant boy was married off to his neighbors' dog in eastern India by villagers, who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said on Wednesday.


Around 150 tribespeople performed the ritual recently in a hamlet in the state of Orissa's Jajpur district after the boy, who is under two years old, grew a tooth on his upper gum.


The Munda tribe see such a growth in young children as a bad omen and believe it makes them prone to attacks by tigers and other animals. The tribal god will bless the child and ward off evil spirits after the marriage.


"We performed the marriage because it will overcome any curse that might fall on the child as well on us," the boy's father, Sanarumala Munda, was quoted as saying by a local newspaper.


The groom, Sagula, was carried by his family in a procession to the village temple, where a priest solemnized the marriage between Sagula and his bride, Jyoti, by chanting Sanskrit hymns, a witness said.


The dog belongs to the groom's neighbors and was set free to roam around the area after the ceremony. No dowry was exchanged, the witness said, and the boy will still be able to marry a human bride in the future without filing for divorce.


Indian law does not recognize weddings between people and animals, but the ritual survives in rural and tribal areas of the country.


(Editing by Matthias Williams, Leslie Gevirtz)

[ziggg]

At least now he can say his first wife was a real bitch

[invader]

Originally Posted by ziggg

At least now he can say his first wife was a real bitch

Zing!

[bbbj]

More like he can actually call his wife a bitch and it will have nothing to say back.

[Jason00S2000]

We have the technology to colonize Mars, and yet we're still stuck in a dark age of supersition...


sigh

[marc0lishuz]

They'll do it doggy style?

[miss_crayon]

Originally Posted by Timpo

Around 150 tribespeople performed the ritual recently in a hamlet in the state of Orissa's Jajpur district after the boy, who is under two years old, grew a tooth on his upper gum.

my niece is 11 months and she has a tooth on her upper gum. does this mean she needs to get married to a dog too? along with the other millions of babies who start teething from 6 months+

[SolidPenguin]

Originally Posted by miss_crayon

my niece is 11 months and she has a tooth on her upper gum. does this mean she needs to get married to a dog too? along with the other millions of babies who start teething from 6 months+

YES, they will all get mauled by tigers until they do. Chop chop.

[shenmecar]

If i were a tiger, i wouldnt give a fuck about a damn dog, eat everything i see!

[!Tigger]

so if it saves the little kid... what happens when the dog gets eaten..?

[JHuJHu]

Thats is fucked up...

[InvisibleSoul]

What, so do they perform a lot of ceremonies like this?

[Vansterdam]

Originally Posted by ziggg

At least now he can say his first wife was a real bitch

[hotjoint]

hahahahaah who's idea was this?

[q0192837465]

well, at least he can still marry a real woman later. Otherwise it sux to be him.

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

..........


are we still in the Renaissance?


are ppl really that fucking stupid???

guess the bitch is gonna eat her own shit now



oh well 12 years later the dude has to re-marry another bitch

i wonder how many bitches he will go thru in his life time

fucking ppl