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02-27-2009, 08:04 AM
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#1 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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...because, apparently, "dirty" is one of the words that will most likely disappear from our language(s?) in the next 750 years. Quote: ENDURING OR EVOLVING
Scientists at Britain's Reading University have used a supercomputer called ThamesBlue to model the evolution of words in English and identify the most enduring, and the most at risk of fading into disuse.
The oldest words, resistant to evolution:
I
who
we
thou
two
three
five
Words that are evolving rapidly, and likely to disappear:
dirty
squeeze
bad
because
guts
push VERB
smell VERB
stab
stick NOUN
turn VERB
wipe
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02-27-2009, 08:32 AM
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#2 | Ricer Mod
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Thou?
Who the fuck used Thou anymore. That list just lost all credibility with that one word.
Thats a bad dirty list and in turn I would like to squeeze their necks and stab their guts with a stick because they smell like ass wipe.
Berz out.
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02-27-2009, 09:26 AM
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#3 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Thou art t3h Berz, all who smell your dirty guts will push sticks into their arms because they are too pussy to stab themselves, wipe up the mess, squeeze lemons into their bad, gaping wounds, or turn to you for thy forgiveness.
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02-27-2009, 09:47 AM
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#4 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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thou made a valiant effort to rescue thy word from its demise
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02-27-2009, 10:08 AM
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#5 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty.
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Gee gee gee gee baby baby baby gee gee gee gee! |
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02-27-2009, 10:10 AM
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#6 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by +Kardboard+ Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty.
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02-27-2009, 10:23 AM
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#7 | The RS Freebie guru
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You've gotta be kidding... why the hell would words like "bad" and "because" not be used anymore? |
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02-27-2009, 10:31 AM
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#8 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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i can see because fading away since people always say cuz
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02-27-2009, 10:57 AM
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#9 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Dirty doesn't make sense to me. So, in 750 years, people would say, "Male offspring unit, please load the washer-of-dishes with the unclean plates," huh?
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02-27-2009, 12:06 PM
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#10 | Raping Captured Dolphins since 2002 on EZ board days
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I don't think I have used the word 'guts' in a normal conversation in a long time. I can see that word dying out.
p.s. I hate your guts. All of you.
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02-27-2009, 12:10 PM
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#11 | Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated
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There will ALWAYS be room in my world for dirty sluts. Always.
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02-27-2009, 12:47 PM
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#12 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Jason00S200, you need to help save the word "because."
Begin with changing your status to "is jerking off BECAUSE," which segues nicely into "RS has made me the bitter person I am today!" |
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