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03-16-2009, 11:33 PM
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#1 | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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| Genius way to Mow your LAWN!
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03-16-2009, 11:37 PM
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Haha... it looks like it took more effort setting it up than actually mowing the lawn the classic way. You end up with crop circles too!
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03-17-2009, 12:20 AM
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Yeah... and of course it would only work if you had a perfectly level lawn. And what's propelling the mower so that it keeps going forward?
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03-17-2009, 12:28 AM
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#4 | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul Yeah... and of course it would only work if you had a perfectly level lawn. And what's propelling the mower so that it keeps going forward? | "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round"
he's duck taping the handle that gasses the motor thats rotating the wheels
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03-17-2009, 12:37 AM
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he missed all the corners
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03-17-2009, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul Yeah... and of course it would only work if you had a perfectly level lawn. And what's propelling the mower so that it keeps going forward? | some lawn movers have their rear wheels driven by the engine.
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03-17-2009, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by VancityPimp "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round"
he's duck taping the handle that gasses the motor thats rotating the wheels | dam my lawnmower doesnt do that haha
guess i need a more expensive one
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03-17-2009, 03:38 AM
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03-17-2009, 04:27 AM
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^ fucking win! HAHAHA
Is that black hard-gay?
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03-17-2009, 06:11 AM
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Works if you have a circular lawn. Guess he'd hafta go back and do the corners. Very cute nonetheless.
He'd better hope someone's kid doesn't get his hand chopped off when he's inside grabbing his beer.
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03-17-2009, 06:14 AM
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03-17-2009, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Campo ^ fucking win! HAHAHA
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03-17-2009, 06:27 AM
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03-17-2009, 07:42 AM
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03-17-2009, 08:22 AM
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fuck i need to do that to my lawn
i fucking hate doing the lawn during summer time
absolutely HATE IT!
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03-17-2009, 08:32 AM
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#16 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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He probably wouldn't be as fat if he wasn't so damn lazy and mowed it my hand.
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03-17-2009, 08:35 AM
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When you're done you could water the lawn with one of these http://www.leevalley.com/garden/page...t=2,2280,33159 |
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03-17-2009, 08:40 AM
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ahaha thats hilarious
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03-17-2009, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN fuck i need to do that to my lawn
i fucking hate doing the lawn during summer time
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If it makes you feel any better, when my parents were living in Mission, I had to mow 1 acre of grass every week. Didn't use a riding mower, but at least it was self-propelled. It was stupid hot in the summer, and i got a good dose of histamines every time.
Mowing their current property is a frickin' breeze in comparison. 15 min and I'm done, and the mower is back in the car hole.
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03-17-2009, 09:29 AM
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now if we could only make a genius way to mow those twanger/jdm chicks lawns
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03-17-2009, 12:15 PM
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#21 | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe now if we could only make a genius way to mow those twanger/jdm chicks lawns | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvyaQyqO-Wc |
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03-17-2009, 12:26 PM
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#22 | Banned (ABWS)?
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Hahaha, have anyone tried this yet?
and wtf? since when did HardGay become black?
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03-17-2009, 07:05 PM
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#23 | Witness protection
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Originally Posted by ShyGuy he missed all the corners | i guess he should do some landscaping so that the yard has a round profile... but that would mean actual work |
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03-18-2009, 02:14 AM
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#24 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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you want epic? I have a true story....
People in my building were complaining about the lawn not being cut to the new owner, so what does he do? goes and rents a bobcat and tears all the grass up and throws it in the bin out back. problem solved.
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