Rapping Flight Attendant
 

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904098

"This is Flight 3-7-2 on SWA,
The flight attendants on board servin you today,
Theresa in the middle, David in the back,
My name is David and I'm here to tell you that,
Shortly after takeoff, first things first,
There's soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst,
But if you want another kinda drink, then just holler,
Alcoholic beverages'll be four dollars,
If a Monster energy drink is your plan,
That'll be three dollars and you get the whole can,
We won't take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic,
If you have a coupon then that's fantastic,
We know you're ready to get to new places,
Open up the vents, put away your suitcases,
Carry on items go under the seat,
In front of you so none of you have things by your feet,
If you have a seat on a row with a exit,
We're gonna talk to ya, so you might as well expect it,
Ya gotta help evacuate, in case we need you,
If you don't wanna, then we're gonna re-seat you,
Before we leave, our advice is,
Put away your electronic devices,
Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up,
Press the button to make the seatback raise up,
Sit back, relax, have a good time,
It's almost time to go, so I'm done with the rhyme,
Thank you for the fact that I wasn't ignored,
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard."

That was VERY NICE!

hahaha i want that to happen the next time i board a plane

that was pretty dope

hahaha sick

Wow, very clear pronunciation too. Pure gold :D

totally goes up there with the fast food freestyle :)

the hell
all my flight attendants ever do is stand there like a piece of meat.

haha dope

i dont think ive ever seen a male flight attendant..odd

great rap!

lol @ zooming in at the black passenger the longest FTW

That was doppeeee.

whw-wwhw-whaaat thats nuts

I hope I something cool like this on my flight to Europe

haha. awesome!

: )

that was actually pretty cool :)

+1!!! O___O

Epic.

AWESOME!!! it's in their blood man, shiett

lol The bikini rap. I had to disable the sound to watch it....:cry:

The rap was THAT bad...lol

that
is
not
rap

it's more like crap.

i love how its all old white people :)

Huh? Where's the rap? All I got were tits :thumbsup:

Better than the Delta video. Imagine seeing this four times in one day. That was my trip to Mardi Gras.. ugh..

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Tooth sparkle ftl

The purpose of my post was not the quality of their rapping skill...