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Old 03-18-2009, 11:53 PM   #1
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My mom is a fob dot com

http://mymomisafob.com/

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My friend and I were talking about some guys we met while in the car with my mother:

Friend: “The blonde one was hitting on you.”
Mom: “He PUNCHED you!?”


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After my little sister texted me this morning to tell me she passed her driving test, I texted my mom “So…Tayne passed. Are you scared?”

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Scene: School parking lot after class ends. My mom points out a Chinese couple making out near the bathrooms.

Mom: Aiiiiiiiiiii-YAAAAAAAAAA! Can’t they do that behind bushes or suuumting? If you eveeeeeeeeeeer get boyfriend, don’t let me see do something like that!
Me: Don’t worry. I wouldn’t dare to.
Mom: Good. Because if you do, I take picture and send it to grandma. And then when grandma get heart-attack, you pay hospital bills.
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My brother was in the kitchen and he left his AIM on without an away message. My mom was on the computer and my brother gets an IM from one of his friends…

Friend: what time are you gonna be there tomorrow?
Mom (typing for my brother): 6 30
Friend: the fuck?
Friend: we’re leaving at 7:30
Mom (to me and brother): who dis ‘the fuck’ guy?!?!
Mom (typing): ok 7
Mom (typing): u happy?
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:58 PM   #2
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:14 AM   #3
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:55 AM   #4
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A new kind of seduction?!
January 30, 2009

Mom: They had sexy harassment training at work today.
Me: What?
Mom: You know, sexy harassment training
Me: Mom! that’s not how you say it! It’s called sexual harassment!
Mom: O! I know. I just don’t like saying the word “Sexual”…it sounds so dirty!
Me: I hope no one sexy harasses you then.


that site is too tooo funny.
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:53 AM   #5
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Should be "mymomisafuckingmoron.com" instead
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Old 03-19-2009, 07:34 AM   #6
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Should be "mymomisafuckingmoron.com" instead
lets send you to some foreign country, give you a few years to learn their language, then make a website about you being a fucking moron
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Old 03-19-2009, 07:57 AM   #7
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half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF.
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:32 AM   #8
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given that he's supposedly living in hong kong... he would have some of those moments already
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:10 AM   #9
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for some reason when i read some of the notes i say it in a chinese accent in my head haha
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:45 AM   #10
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omg i remember my mom read a text message that said "do you have a penis" or something like that, and she came up and asked me "what does this guy mean do you got pennies? is he asking me for money?" rofl.
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:26 AM   #11
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lets send you to some foreign country, give you a few years to learn their language, then make a website about you being a fucking moron
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given that he's supposedly living in hong kong... he would have some of those moments already
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:43 PM   #12
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:34 PM   #13
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:38 PM   #14
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:01 PM   #15
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Apparently there is one for your dad as well

http://mydadisafob.com/
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:55 PM   #16
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rofl it's pretty funny... but im sure some of it is stupid n fake..
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:49 PM   #17
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pretty funny reads...
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Old 03-20-2009, 12:15 AM   #18
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given that he's supposedly living in hong kong... he would have some of those moments already
LOL pwn3d.

Anyway, I don't have "moments" like that, because while I am indeed living in a different country, I am not a fucking moron like that person. Hence it should be "mymomisafuckingmoron.com"

I had a blog talking about my experiences in Hong Kong (and travelling throughout Asia) but unfortunately I lost most of it due to a hard drive crash.
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Old 03-20-2009, 02:46 AM   #19
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lets send you to some foreign country, give you a few years to learn their language, then make a website about you being a fucking moron
yeah i agree. I recently just visited japan. Fucking hardest thing i've ever done, even buying food was difficult.
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Old 03-20-2009, 02:59 AM   #20
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None of this has to do with cultural differences. She's just a retard (if it's indeed real)
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Old 03-20-2009, 05:32 AM   #21
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:16 AM   #22
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