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03-18-2009, 11:53 PM
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#1 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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http://mymomisafob.com/ Quote:
My friend and I were talking about some guys we met while in the car with my mother:
Friend: “The blonde one was hitting on you.”
Mom: “He PUNCHED you!?”
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After my little sister texted me this morning to tell me she passed her driving test, I texted my mom “So…Tayne passed. Are you scared?”
Her response:
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Scene: School parking lot after class ends. My mom points out a Chinese couple making out near the bathrooms.
Mom: Aiiiiiiiiiii-YAAAAAAAAAA! Can’t they do that behind bushes or suuumting? If you eveeeeeeeeeeer get boyfriend, don’t let me see do something like that!
Me: Don’t worry. I wouldn’t dare to.
Mom: Good. Because if you do, I take picture and send it to grandma. And then when grandma get heart-attack, you pay hospital bills.
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My brother was in the kitchen and he left his AIM on without an away message. My mom was on the computer and my brother gets an IM from one of his friends…
Friend: what time are you gonna be there tomorrow?
Mom (typing for my brother): 6 30
Friend: the fuck?
Friend: we’re leaving at 7:30
Mom (to me and brother): who dis ‘the fuck’ guy?!?!
Mom (typing): ok 7
Mom (typing): u happy?
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03-18-2009, 11:58 PM
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#2 | | is best wrench
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lololo fob stories
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03-19-2009, 12:14 AM
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#3 | | bye bye REVscene
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03-19-2009, 12:55 AM
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#4 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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A new kind of seduction?!
January 30, 2009
Mom: They had sexy harassment training at work today.
Me: What?
Mom: You know, sexy harassment training
Me: Mom! that’s not how you say it! It’s called sexual harassment!
Mom: O! I know. I just don’t like saying the word “Sexual”…it sounds so dirty!
Me: I hope no one sexy harasses you then.
that site is too tooo funny.
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane  I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved). | Quote:
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Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped. | | |
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03-19-2009, 03:53 AM
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#5 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Should be "mymomisafuckingmoron.com" instead
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03-19-2009, 07:34 AM
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#6 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp Should be "mymomisafuckingmoron.com" instead | lets send you to some foreign country, give you a few years to learn their language, then make a website about you being a fucking moron
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03-19-2009, 07:57 AM
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#7 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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^ do it
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
Originally Posted by RevYouUp reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z | Quote:
Originally Posted by Good_KarMa OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry: | | |
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03-19-2009, 08:32 AM
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#8 | | degenerate extraordinaire
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given that he's supposedly living in hong kong... he would have some of those moments already
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He would step out of his freshly downtown autospa detailed 996 C4s, check out his own reflection in the driverside window out of habit, take off his brand new limited edition D&G aviator sunglasses so the mf can see the fury in his eyes, sashay over to the other guy and then threaten to insert his black leather Savatore Ferragamo loafers into the guys rear-end. | | |
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03-19-2009, 09:10 AM
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#9 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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for some reason when i read some of the notes i say it in a chinese accent in my head haha
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03-19-2009, 09:45 AM
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#10 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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omg i remember my mom read a text message that said "do you have a penis" or something like that, and she came up and asked me "what does this guy mean do you got pennies? is he asking me for money?" rofl.
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03-19-2009, 11:26 AM
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#11 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe lets send you to some foreign country, give you a few years to learn their language, then make a website about you being a fucking moron | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ikkaku given that he's supposedly living in hong kong... he would have some of those moments already | pwnt
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03-19-2009, 12:43 PM
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#12 | | is best wrench
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^ LOL gg
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03-19-2009, 02:34 PM
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#13 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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03-19-2009, 02:38 PM
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#14 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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^hahahahha
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03-19-2009, 09:01 PM
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#15 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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Apparently there is one for your dad as well http://mydadisafob.com/ | |
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03-19-2009, 09:55 PM
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#16 | | Banned By Establishment
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rofl it's pretty funny... but im sure some of it is stupid n fake..
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03-19-2009, 11:49 PM
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#17 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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pretty funny reads...
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03-20-2009, 12:15 AM
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#18 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe lets send you to some foreign country, give you a few years to learn their language, then make a website about you being a fucking moron | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ikkaku given that he's supposedly living in hong kong... he would have some of those moments already | LOL pwn3d.
Anyway, I don't have "moments" like that, because while I am indeed living in a different country, I am not a fucking moron like that person. Hence it should be "mymomisafuckingmoron.com"
I had a blog talking about my experiences in Hong Kong (and travelling throughout Asia) but unfortunately I lost most of it due to a hard drive crash.
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03-20-2009, 02:46 AM
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#19 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe lets send you to some foreign country, give you a few years to learn their language, then make a website about you being a fucking moron | yeah i agree. I recently just visited japan. Fucking hardest thing i've ever done, even buying food was difficult.
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03-20-2009, 02:59 AM
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#20 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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None of this has to do with cultural differences. She's just a retard (if it's indeed real)
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03-20-2009, 05:32 AM
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#21 | | 無敵
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most of these are lame and aren't funny =[
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03-20-2009, 11:16 AM
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#22 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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FB one is awesome. Yes, you have a dirty mind.  | |
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