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Old 03-19-2009, 01:24 AM   #1
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:48 AM   #2
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lol sweet

about time some1 made umbrellas cool
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:28 AM   #3
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:00 AM   #4
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Fuck that, if you can get tased to death for a stapler, bound to get shot for this!
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:40 AM   #5
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Old 03-19-2009, 04:12 AM   #6
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yea because cool dudes carry around swords. don't forget your matrix cloak neo.
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:35 AM   #7
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lol i wonder how long until a highschool kid gets suspended for walking around with one of those on his back, or when someone dual welds a umbrella and a katana
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:05 AM   #8
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:11 AM   #9
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yea because cool dudes carry around swords. don't forget your matrix cloak neo.
i brought it this time
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:44 PM   #10
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i wouldnt mind having one of those lollll
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:08 PM   #11
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Ninja dildo..... they have absolutly thought of everything!!!
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:31 PM   #12
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ohh man where i can get this locally
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:39 PM   #13
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Fuck that, if you can get tased to death for a stapler, bound to get shot for this!
as cool as the umbrella is, i have to agree with you
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:41 PM   #14
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:43 PM   #15
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hahaha, that's cool, i want 1
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:58 PM   #16
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Old 03-19-2009, 04:05 PM   #17
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screw all this noise.... i need one like penguin.

you press a button and a blade shoots out that
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Old 03-19-2009, 07:42 PM   #18
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Fuck that, if you can get tased to death for a stapler, bound to get shot for this!
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Old 03-20-2009, 09:17 AM   #19
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Fuck that, if you can get tased to death for a stapler, bound to get shot for this!
hahaha i was thinking the same
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:11 AM   #20
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I can see someone getting shot while carrying this. Yeah it definitely looks cool, but I wouldn't want to get confronted by a feisty cop while carrying one of these bad boys..
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