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03-19-2009, 01:24 AM
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#1 | I is Romanian
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03-19-2009, 01:48 AM
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#2 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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lol sweet
about time some1 made umbrellas cool
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03-19-2009, 02:28 AM
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#3 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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FINALLY! Now I can slay that pesky feudal lord and stay dry at the same time.
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03-19-2009, 03:00 AM
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#4 | Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated
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Fuck that, if you can get tased to death for a stapler, bound to get shot for this!
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03-19-2009, 03:40 AM
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#5 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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03-19-2009, 04:12 AM
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#6 | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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yea because cool dudes carry around swords. don't forget your matrix cloak neo.
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03-19-2009, 08:35 AM
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#7 | degenerate extraordinaire
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lol i wonder how long until a highschool kid gets suspended for walking around with one of those on his back, or when someone dual welds a umbrella and a katana
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03-19-2009, 11:05 AM
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#8 | My homepage has been set to RS
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thats fucking dope
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03-19-2009, 11:11 AM
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#9 | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by Hot Karl yea because cool dudes carry around swords. don't forget your matrix cloak neo. | i brought it this time
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03-19-2009, 12:44 PM
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#10 | is best wrench
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i wouldnt mind having one of those lollll
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03-19-2009, 01:08 PM
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#11 | Banned (ABWS)
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Ninja dildo..... they have absolutly thought of everything!!!
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03-19-2009, 02:31 PM
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#12 | Banned (BBM)
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ohh man where i can get this locally
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03-19-2009, 02:39 PM
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#13 | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 Fuck that, if you can get tased to death for a stapler, bound to get shot for this! | as cool as the umbrella is, i have to agree with you
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03-19-2009, 02:41 PM
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#14 | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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woah
what a funny site
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03-19-2009, 02:43 PM
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#15 | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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hahaha, that's cool, i want 1
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03-19-2009, 02:58 PM
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#16 | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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I VANT!
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03-19-2009, 04:05 PM
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#17 | HALF HUMAN
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screw all this noise.... i need one like penguin.
you press a button and a blade shoots out that
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03-19-2009, 07:42 PM
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#18 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 Fuck that, if you can get tased to death for a stapler, bound to get shot for this! | +1 to this
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03-20-2009, 09:17 AM
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#19 | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 Fuck that, if you can get tased to death for a stapler, bound to get shot for this! | hahaha i was thinking the same
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03-20-2009, 11:11 AM
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#20 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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I can see someone getting shot while carrying this. Yeah it definitely looks cool, but I wouldn't want to get confronted by a feisty cop while carrying one of these bad boys..
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