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03-24-2009, 08:58 PM
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| Miss HK, Sonija Kwok (from SFU), got bitten by maid (apple daily news) Sonija Kwok
Age: 34
Mother: Chinese; Father: British
Education: SFU (psychology and econ)
Miss HK Yr: 1999
Summary: Her maid broke up with her bf, she became a zombie and started bitting people.
"Check out my screen saver on my cheap nokia phone"
"Run, I am turning into a zombie"
"911, help, we have a zombie here"
"Condom shield police comes to rescue...oh wait, wrong suite"  
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03-24-2009, 08:59 PM
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#2 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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i love those cartoons =D
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03-24-2009, 09:02 PM
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#3 | Banned (ABWS)
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OMFG LMFAO @ GUILE.
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03-24-2009, 09:10 PM
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#4 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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haha
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03-24-2009, 09:16 PM
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#5 | 2013, 2016, 2017 & 2018 NHL Fantasy RS1 Champion
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ROFL WTF!
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03-24-2009, 09:27 PM
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#6 | i like gifs
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Guile out of fucking nowhere hahahaha
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03-24-2009, 09:30 PM
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#7 | Official Texas Ambassador
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Is the Apple Daily a respected publication or what?
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03-24-2009, 09:31 PM
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#8 | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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what the fuck!!
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03-24-2009, 09:32 PM
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#9 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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I'd harsh bang Sonjia.
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03-24-2009, 09:34 PM
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#10 | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by El Bastardo Is the Apple Daily a respected publication or what? | Yes lol.
ohhh wtfff that's her name. I've been seeing her in shows and don't know her name. She's pretty hot imo, didn't know she graded from SFU and was a mix.
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03-24-2009, 09:39 PM
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#11 | RS Operative (G)
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hahahahaha
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03-24-2009, 10:00 PM
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#12 | ESKETIT
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wtf is guile doing in there? LOL
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03-24-2009, 10:20 PM
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#13 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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SONICBOOM!!!
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03-24-2009, 10:23 PM
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#14 | My homepage has been set to RS
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Lol! Nice
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03-24-2009, 10:26 PM
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lol those cartoons are sick
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03-24-2009, 10:42 PM
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lol i never knew she was from here, or at least from sfu
guile ftw!
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03-24-2009, 10:46 PM
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LOL SO AWESOME
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03-25-2009, 12:49 AM
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#18 | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Sonja is hot
oh and Guile is LOL
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03-25-2009, 01:36 AM
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#19 | The "You'd Know" Moderator
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Originally Posted by El Bastardo Is the Apple Daily a respected publication or what? | It's not. The choice of words in the Appledaily newspaper isn't that great... However, Appledaily isn't censored by the Chinese government like some other newspapers in HK, so it's all good.
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03-25-2009, 01:53 AM
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#20 | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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love the translation!
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03-25-2009, 02:57 AM
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#21 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Her husband is a wimp.
I guess the maid will have to do some job hunting soon. lol
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03-25-2009, 03:17 AM
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#22 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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^ that's her mom
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03-25-2009, 03:29 AM
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#23 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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another news
*Put nws stuff in the proper forum thanks*
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03-25-2009, 08:36 AM
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#24 | 無敵
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Hahaha that's hilarious
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03-25-2009, 08:45 AM
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sonic kickkk
zombies, too much RE5
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