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Shead 03-25-2009 01:40 AM
God lower my rent or i will fap!
 
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2204637AAhbaWR

El Bastardo 03-25-2009 01:46 AM
Wow, if God hates masturbators that must mean that theres a TON of those in Vancouver. It would explain why I can't find a 1 bedroom place for under $800

BdoubleE 03-25-2009 01:06 PM
Quote:
First of all, God isn't real. And if he were, he'd be far too busy with other things to worry about you touching yourself. Besides, if he were real and didn't want you to touch your penis/vag, he wouldn't give you one. if you're still convinced he is real, do it under the covers. Surely he doesn't have xray vision, right? So, touch all day long and enjoy yourself. Nothing bad will come of doing it. I promise!
LMAOOO

Adsdeman 03-25-2009 01:13 PM
Quote: I would beat my meat like it owed me money, either that or find a local hooker lol

Amen brother.... amen


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