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Old 03-25-2009, 12:40 AM   #1
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God lower my rent or i will fap!
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:46 AM   #2
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Wow, if God hates masturbators that must mean that theres a TON of those in Vancouver. It would explain why I can't find a 1 bedroom place for under $800
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:06 PM   #3
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First of all, God isn't real. And if he were, he'd be far too busy with other things to worry about you touching yourself. Besides, if he were real and didn't want you to touch your penis/vag, he wouldn't give you one. if you're still convinced he is real, do it under the covers. Surely he doesn't have xray vision, right? So, touch all day long and enjoy yourself. Nothing bad will come of doing it. I promise!
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:13 PM   #4
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Quote: I would beat my meat like it owed me money, either that or find a local hooker lol

Amen brother.... amen
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