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Dont worry about it dude, taking a shit naked is how real men do it

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Originally Posted by Draft (Post 6384298)

Dont worry about it dude, taking a shit naked is how real men do it

I don't feel all that manly when I'm taking a crap.. BUTT NAKED!!. In fact I feel kinda dirty sort of like after I'm finished masterbating and not having any tissues around so the only thing around is a sock.

I think I'm going to try out a new pee technique. If I have to go the public washroom, I'm going to put my ipod earbuds inside my ears before taking a piss and crank the music. Maybe I should close my eyes and visualize myself being the only the one there. And yeah. small bladders FTL!!

I just don't get how those people who make those "golden shower" videos can piss mop on chicks. Thats just mind boggling.

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Originally Posted by CRS (Post 6357582)

It is called anxiety. When you're nervous or anxious, the brain makes a series of choices to the stimuli. This would cause a complex response.

In all seriousness, it isn't anything that is weird per se. You have anxiety when people are around you when you piss. Nothing weird about that at all. Your brain goes into "fight or flight" mode which means you're ready to either throw down or run away. When it enters this mode, you basically begin to shut down everything that is not essential and focus on survival. I know this probably sounds a bit extreme but this is how your body/mind works.

Now, how do you get over it? I would say just keep on exposing yourself to these situations and you'll get the hang of it. Start small and work your way up. Same with your poop issue.

does this also apply to public speaking? you know how some ppl get super nervous and you can hear the trembling in their voice and they just blank out and end up not making any sense? I've had it happen before at random times. I'm not afraid of public speaking but sometimes I get nervous before a presentation and as soon as I think about how nervous I am its a downward spiral from there on

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Originally Posted by AsRealAsItGets (Post 6384614)

When I was little I had a hard time taking a shit when I was wearing a shirt. I would always get the feeling the shirt I was wearing was going to get shit on it (even though my shirt would be nowhere even near the seat)

I got over it by reading though, maybe try reading something while you pinch a loaf?

...i didn't know guys had all these problems in the washroom!! a bit weird, but very interesting!! haha

I dunno about taking a crap.

But that stage fright thing at urnials only bothers me when the blocking wall is broken or not there, a la, silvercities. (i'm pretty sure there's some sorta building code, but meh)

If it comes down to it, i'll just turn my whole body like 15 deg away from the other guy... this still gives you a pretty decent shot, prevents splashback, and gives you the privacy you want.

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Originally Posted by mgarba (Post 6367240)

Hahaha I love naked dumps, you're not the only one man. Anytime I'm at home and taking a shit = clothes come off. If I'm at work obviously that is not the case, but I may throw my shirt off when dumping, just because I don't like the poo smell to get into my shirt.

WTH...your shits must smell horrid if it can cling to your clothes... :confused:

When I really need to take a dump, cold temperature encourages it while warm temperature helps me hold it in. Maybe getting naked -->cold-->easy crap?

I don't know about getting naked thing, but I do understand it's awkward to take a piss right beside some dude taking piss.

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Originally Posted by AsRealAsItGets (Post 6353469)

So I'm probably sharing something I wouldn't care to discuss socially. Pertaining to the subject matter at hand, viewer discretion is strongly advised so don't tell me I didn't warn you. ;)

Now for whatever reason I seem to have this nasty habit whenever I go to the do no.2. I don't know if its some sort of weird psychological disorder or what, but its slightly disturbing to say the least. Basically whenever I take a shit I can't seem to take a crap unless I'm completely butt naked, no joke! To make matters worse is the fact whenever I'm taking a leek at a public washroom I'm unable to piss/poop if there's someone next to me at the urinal or in one of the attached stalls. Don't want to digress but whats with those people who feel compelled to piss right beside you when there's other urinals available. Isn't it public washroom etiquette for pee'ers to leave at least one urinal 's length away from others if possible? - end rant -

Its been like this since I was 14 or so. This can't be normal but its not like this could cause any harm or have any detrimental effects. Just thought if this was some kind of compulsive disorder cause its one of those 'WTF' subjects.
Taboo? you be the judge.. :(

Insecurity maybe? You're scared someone make look at your pee pee and laugh. Or your attention is elsewhere and not focusing on taking a piss.

I'm usually like this when i'm drunk. Try greeting the person next to you next time, maybe you'll feel more comfortable.

As for taking a shit, don't go unless you really really really have to. Like when you're almost gonna shit your pants. You'll rush into the stall, make sure it's clean... pull down your pants and it'll rush right out.

i use to take my number 2ing very seriously too, but soon you'll get over it, when you gotta go you gotta go

No way in fucking HELL I would be able to piss there.

Another intersting thing about my pee habits is I have a real hard time getting the flood gates open after a few beers. Starts out as barely a trickle and never gets to full bore like when normal.... wierd.

Berz out.

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Originally Posted by Gnomes (Post 6353520)

Dont worry, I have the same problem as you discussed about people standing beside you in a public washroom urinal. I try to use a stall to pee whenever I can.

Your first problem with being naked in order to take a dump.... no idea.

Man Laws :thumbsup:
6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

i was about to take a piss when this guy took the stall RIGHT NEXT TO ME
in my head i was like WTF YOU KIDDING ME!? cuase there were 2 empty on the OTHER SIDE
luckily i didnt start and i just walked to the other side and did my business but seriously jus wtf..... :haha: