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03-29-2009, 10:52 AM
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#1 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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|  Suicide Bomber Blows Up His Own Going Away Party
...Can someone say...EPIC FAIL?  Quote: http://patriotroom.com/article/suici...ing-away-party
Everybody is full of good cheer as Mohammed gets his bomber vest on and gets ready to head out to kill some infidels, or just other Muslims that he can't get along with. As the fellas start belting out a spirited version of Old Lang Syne, Moe apparently accidentally hit the red button, blowing the place all to hell.
A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.
"The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.
The dangers of drinking and suicide bombing cannot be overstated.
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03-29-2009, 10:55 AM
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#2 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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uhhh...EPIC FAIL
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03-29-2009, 11:23 AM
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#3 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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dont drink and bomb.
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03-29-2009, 12:11 PM
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#4 | | "Entertainment" mod.
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Darwin award nominee.
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03-29-2009, 12:14 PM
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#5 | | misfortune cookie (V)
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thats a mind blowing article
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03-29-2009, 12:14 PM
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#6 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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03-29-2009, 12:17 PM
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#7 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Originally Posted by LsquareD  thats a mind blowing article | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq88R5cOS_w
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03-29-2009, 12:33 PM
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#8 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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Originally Posted by ScOeDELiC | hahahaha i was JUST thinking that
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03-29-2009, 01:15 PM
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#9 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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i love russell peters hes fucking hella funny
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03-29-2009, 01:22 PM
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#10 | | is best wrench
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not mind blowing.
MIND BLAAAAAAAASTING
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03-29-2009, 02:03 PM
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#11 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by CorneringArtist Darwin award winner. | FYP
But actually, not really... he was going to blow himself up anyway.
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03-29-2009, 02:05 PM
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#12 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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pawned.
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03-29-2009, 02:10 PM
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#13 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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lol hahaha terrorist fail
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03-29-2009, 02:28 PM
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Wardrobe malfunction
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03-29-2009, 02:39 PM
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#15 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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its so stupid though...i mean, couldnt that guy freaking wear the bombs AFTER they are done with the party? 
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03-29-2009, 04:25 PM
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#16 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Counter-Terrorist wins!
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03-29-2009, 04:32 PM
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This article is pure bullshit. Hardcore Muslims don't drink. Smells like propaganda coming from Reuters.
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03-29-2009, 04:38 PM
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#18 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by El Bastardo This article is pure bullshit. Hardcore Muslims don't drink. Smells like propaganda coming from Reuters. | If you actually read the Reuters article, it doesn't mention anything about drinking. The first page is just poking fun at the dumb motherfucker.
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03-29-2009, 04:40 PM
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#19 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Does that mean they'll have to split the 72 virgins?
Fuck, that sucks.
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03-29-2009, 06:12 PM
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#20 | | ESKETIT
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lol@ comments
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03-29-2009, 06:42 PM
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#21 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by twitchyzero Counter-Terrorist wins! | LMFAO I LOL'D
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