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03-30-2009, 04:40 AM
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#1 | | I is Romanian
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03-30-2009, 04:44 AM
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#2 | | God of Unce
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Shoulda break it's neck. -_-
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03-30-2009, 04:45 AM
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#3 | | Banned (ABWS)
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ROFL, why doesn't he kill it and eat the goose?
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03-30-2009, 05:16 AM
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Almost looks like that FPS scene in Doom (movie). It's hilarious watching the guy pick up the goose and hurl it off the boat repeatedly. Poor dog.
One of my ex-coworkers told me that it's actually quite common in the UK to use flocks of geese as security guards. Not only do they make a ton of noise when an intruder is detected, but they can actually severely injure the guy too.
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03-30-2009, 05:33 AM
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#5 | | Banned (ABWS)
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what if the intruder comes with a cat?
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03-30-2009, 05:35 AM
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#6 | | In RS I Trust
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I like the dogs expression, WTF is going on why is this thing nipping at me lol
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03-30-2009, 06:43 AM
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#7 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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What is wrong with that dog? My dogs is smaller then that goose and I guarantee if it was biting him he'd kill it.
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03-30-2009, 06:44 AM
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#8 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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03-30-2009, 06:52 AM
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#9 | | Banned (BBM)
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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp  That dog is such a pussy | werd , it just sits there wtf
the owner should have grabbed it and does a hulk slam against the side of the boat.
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03-30-2009, 07:17 AM
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#10 | | Banned (ABWS)
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should have drop kicked that goose
lol good chuckle, nice share
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03-30-2009, 09:29 AM
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#11 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Wow... that is one aggressive goose!
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03-30-2009, 09:34 AM
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#12 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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maybe the geese wants some hamma hamma from the dog
as i did hear the owner saying "good girl"
and notice how the geese attacking the dogs butt.... i think its some geese in heat..
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03-30-2009, 11:29 AM
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#13 | | Banned (ABWS)
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lil pussy ran away from a goose
i would've kicked the shit outta it
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03-30-2009, 11:47 AM
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#14 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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poor dog was prolly just confused i think after realizing the dog wouldnt go away i would have just decided to eat goose for dinner
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03-30-2009, 12:16 PM
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#15 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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cut off them wings
that was actually scary when the goose was chasing while they were driving off haha
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03-30-2009, 12:34 PM
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I'm surprised the boater didn't pull out a gun and start firing rounds. That would have been funny.
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03-30-2009, 12:38 PM
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#17 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Boater should have held the goose's head under the water, drown that bitch
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03-30-2009, 12:39 PM
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#18 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Alphamale I'm surprised the boater didn't pull out a gun and start firing rounds. That would have been funny. | If that goose went after a gang member here it would have got shot at but odds are none of the 17 rounds or however many bullets there Glock holds would have hit it. I'd also lay two to one that the boat would then sink from the bullet holes.
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03-30-2009, 02:31 PM
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#19 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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LMAO the dog didnt know what to do. Just stood there and took it.
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03-30-2009, 03:13 PM
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#20 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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break its neck, take it home, bbq it.
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03-30-2009, 03:13 PM
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#21 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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make a movie out of this. fuck crows.
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03-30-2009, 04:31 PM
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#22 | | Raping Captured Dolphins since 2002 on EZ board days
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Isn't it illegal to kill a Canadian Goose as they are protected animals. That's why we can't eat geese up here.
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03-30-2009, 04:34 PM
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#23 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by RFlush Isn't it illegal to kill a Canadian Goose as they are protected animals. That's why we can't eat geese up here. | well the goose '' accidentally '' swam into the rotors of my boat and it '' accidentally '' got all shredded up
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03-30-2009, 05:08 PM
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#24 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by illicitstylz well the goose '' accidentally '' swam into the rotors of my boat and it '' accidentally '' got all shredded up | accidentally went into a pot and down my stomach...  | |
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03-30-2009, 05:11 PM
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#25 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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By the third time it came back, I would have drowned that fucking thing.
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