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03-31-2009, 10:24 PM
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#26 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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the virus is not new, it's been out for a year + and has millions of infections. but so far it doesn't do anything really bad. On April 1st, the comptuers that already have the virus, will contact the virus update server, and transform the virus into something else. nobody will know what it can do untill it happens. could be really bad. (think 4 million PC's attacking wall street or anything else) or it could do nothing.
this is not a scare of uneffected computers getting a virus tomorrow, this is a scare of what somebody is going to do with control of millions of comptuers tomorrow.
the more people that scan and update before april 1st, get rid of the virus, the less comptuers will be attacking the world tomorrow.
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03-31-2009, 10:27 PM
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#27 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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wouldn't the virus have already hit since it's april 1st in other countries right now?
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03-31-2009, 10:27 PM
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#28 | straight from the fields of squamton
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I hope my computer is used to take down a couple of twin skyscrapers somewhere
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03-31-2009, 10:35 PM
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#29 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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why is everyone so scared about this virus ... its just like any other virus if your dont have protection
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03-31-2009, 10:38 PM
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#30 | My homepage has been set to RS
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i think it's a scheme to get people to update their antiviruses and shit.
anyways if you don't see my posting here next week you'll know why
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03-31-2009, 10:59 PM
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#31 | Not a mod
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11.58pm I just had a pop-up for a windows media update.
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03-31-2009, 11:12 PM
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#32 | Banned (ABWS)?
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I'm still okay guys! yay!
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03-31-2009, 11:19 PM
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#33 | Banned By Establishment
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Y2K, Global warming, Conflicker. And yes I opened the global warming debate can of worms again, BRING IT ON!!!!!
btw, conflicker capitalized is CONFLICKER, which looks like CONFUCKER = CON FUCKER
biggest april fools joke to date!
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03-31-2009, 11:22 PM
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#34 | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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I have a rather good computer and fairly new still, I was planning to reboot it soon so i never do any updates anymore and have a unregistered version of avast, hopefully nothing to serious happens to my computer before it get new windows 7 installed and start fresh...
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03-31-2009, 11:26 PM
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#35 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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i'm still in the proccess of scanning my computer haha
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03-31-2009, 11:44 PM
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#36 | Buy/Sell rules violation; Zero Tolerance
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i heard something like... if u cant go to microsoft.com you have the virus or something???
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04-01-2009, 12:34 AM
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#37 | My homepage has been set to RS
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I thought I had the virus when I went to bcit.ca .................... |
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04-01-2009, 12:38 AM
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#38 | is best wrench
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^HAHHAHAHHH wow thats pretty funny
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04-01-2009, 01:54 AM
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#39 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Lol is the "Labour dispute" fake as well? Seems like it....lol
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04-01-2009, 02:09 AM
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#40 | My homepage has been set to RS
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so what exactly happens when this worm hits? im trying to go onto malwarebytes.org right now and it seems to be having trouble resolving its host, as well as other sites.
EDIT: lol. search up conflicker on google and so far any sites that has that word on its title or body, its failing to resolve its host.
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04-01-2009, 02:36 AM
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#41 | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Anti-viruses are overrated.
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04-01-2009, 04:33 AM
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#42 | Banned (ABWS)
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Anti-Virus industry must be making a killing right now.
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04-01-2009, 08:44 AM
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#43 | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Originally Posted by dvxo Seriously, how serious can this really be. Just reformat your PC if you get infected with a virus. Or buy a new computer if it's that bad. | or buy a new computer? wow. not everyone can just go buy a new computer.
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04-01-2009, 08:47 AM
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#44 | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Originally Posted by bengy Anti-Virus industry must be making a killing right now. | i bet its a joint effort of all the anti virus companies creating a hoax to make the big bucks |
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04-01-2009, 08:58 AM
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#45 | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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i hate the dumbasses who click those msn virus messages then they start sending links to you after without knowing it
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04-01-2009, 09:00 AM
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#46 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Damn son, they're copying the oil companies!
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04-01-2009, 10:20 AM
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#47 | Banned (ABWS)?
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lol, I can't access that page on bcit anymore. They must of got rid of it, since April Fools is so temporary.
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04-01-2009, 10:30 AM
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#48 | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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i heard Microsoft is willing to give 250,000 to anyone with information that will lead to the arrest of the creator for Cornflicker.
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04-01-2009, 10:47 AM
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#49 | Banned (ABWS)
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that's a pretty high employee recruitment price |
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04-01-2009, 11:01 AM
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#50 | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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why do people make viruses in the first place? Just for fun?
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