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04-05-2009, 06:24 PM
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#1 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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| hk government official got caught surfing porn 6hrs a day
Summary:
He belongs to the HK environmental protection department. News say he's
40, married, his monthly salary is around $19,000cdn. The IT department
detects unusual data flow in his network and found out he normally spends
1/2 day surfing porn sites.
get paid to surf porn, awesome...      | 
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04-05-2009, 06:29 PM
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#2 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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I'm not surprised at all. A lot of people do that at work..
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04-05-2009, 06:30 PM
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#3 | | Banned (ABWS)
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lol... this isn't entirely his fault.. it's partly the government fault for not giving him enough work to do...
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04-05-2009, 06:35 PM
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#4 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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At least its not child porn, it could be worse.
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04-05-2009, 06:57 PM
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#5 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by orange7  lol... this isn't entirely his fault.. it's partly the government fault for not giving him enough work to do... | environmental protection department in HONG KONG, what do you expect?  | |
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04-05-2009, 07:41 PM
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#6 | | The RS Freebie guru
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That's crazy...
...I mean, the people who work in government here spend at LEAST 7 hours per day surfing porn.
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04-05-2009, 07:43 PM
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#7 | | RS Operative (G)
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so does he still work there
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04-05-2009, 07:50 PM
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#8 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Meh,
I bet lots of people have gotten in trouble for spending too much time on RS anyways. | |
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04-05-2009, 07:53 PM
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#9 | | manage the cap you say????
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228k a year for surfing porn
i'd want to have that job!
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04-05-2009, 07:54 PM
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#10 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Not surprising. I remember at one time during High school (Many years ago), our internets were lagging and slowing down for some odd reason. Turns out the VSB head was watching Internet TV with it. All VSB school's internet are connected/linked together. lol....
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04-05-2009, 10:26 PM
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#11 | | Resident Bullshitter
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isnt thats what asian XL do everyday?
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04-05-2009, 11:04 PM
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#12 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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LOL i love these illustrations
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04-06-2009, 08:33 AM
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#13 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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lol nice
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04-06-2009, 10:43 AM
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#14 | | Banned (BBM)
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now thats the type of job i need
get paid to surf
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04-06-2009, 10:44 AM
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#15 | | Banned (ABWS)
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no wonder the hk enviroment sucks their employee jus looks at porn al lday
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04-06-2009, 11:10 AM
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#16 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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that aside hk enviro dept is great you got to give credit where its due. just leave the tri-city area (prince edward, mk, ymt), the city has nothing to be ashamed of.
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04-06-2009, 02:17 PM
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#17 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by .Renn.Sport isnt thats what asian XL do everyday? | That's what I was gonna say.
Wait, maybe that HK gov't official IS asian_XL!
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04-07-2009, 12:26 PM
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#18 | | Oh goodie, 5 posts already!
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did apple daily really need to have 4 panel illustration for this story?
what's more of an atrocity than this guy getting paid to surf porn is that there is some asshole in hk working for apple daily getting paid to draw a 4 panel illustration to show: this asshole surfing porn, an IT asshole printing a report of said porn, IT asshole submitting BY HAND (thats important to note) to the sexy-ass OL in the mustard valet jacket, and then finally porn-surfing asshole apparently being scolded by yet a second sexy-ass OL in a red valet jacket.
taking the time to read a garbage article in the paper like this isn't enough. no, at apple daily they don't want you to have to reach very far to ingest the shit they call content. no, they need to spoon feed you this newsworthy fecal matter in 4 very bite-size panels. and you like it very much don't you? yum yum, yes take another bite, it goes down easy...
the next 4 panel story should be as follows:
1) the public reads article as above paying close attention to the illustrations
2) there is a spark of realization that it's complete garbage
3) people throw down their apple daily papers in anger and rise up in revolt of all that is irrelevant
4) the revolution goes global as all people are freed from the bonds of irrelevance and storm apple daily and other garbage-producing establishments.
open your eyes and be free. we rise.
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04-07-2009, 12:33 PM
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#19 | | RS controls my life!
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with that amount of salary why don't he just find hookers on a daily basis
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04-07-2009, 01:24 PM
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#20 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by Orion with that amount of salary why don't he just find hookers on a daily basis | Because hookers don't come free?
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04-07-2009, 01:30 PM
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#21 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Orion with that amount of salary why don't he just find hookers on a daily basis | try telling the co-workers the females visiting you are your relatives 
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