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Old 04-05-2009, 06:24 PM   #1
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hk government official got caught surfing porn 6hrs a day

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He belongs to the HK environmental protection department. News say he's
40, married, his monthly salary is around $19,000cdn. The IT department
detects unusual data flow in his network and found out he normally spends
1/2 day surfing porn sites.

get paid to surf porn, awesome...







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Old 04-05-2009, 06:29 PM   #2
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I'm not surprised at all. A lot of people do that at work..
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Old 04-05-2009, 06:30 PM   #3
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lol... this isn't entirely his fault.. it's partly the government fault for not giving him enough work to do...
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Old 04-05-2009, 06:35 PM   #4
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At least its not child porn, it could be worse.
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Old 04-05-2009, 06:57 PM   #5
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lol... this isn't entirely his fault.. it's partly the government fault for not giving him enough work to do...
environmental protection department in HONG KONG, what do you expect?
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Old 04-05-2009, 07:41 PM   #6
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That's crazy...





...I mean, the people who work in government here spend at LEAST 7 hours per day surfing porn.
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Old 04-05-2009, 07:43 PM   #7
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so does he still work there
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Old 04-05-2009, 07:50 PM   #8
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Meh,
I bet lots of people have gotten in trouble for spending too much time on RS anyways.
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Old 04-05-2009, 07:53 PM   #9
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228k a year for surfing porn

i'd want to have that job!
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Old 04-05-2009, 07:54 PM   #10
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Not surprising. I remember at one time during High school (Many years ago), our internets were lagging and slowing down for some odd reason. Turns out the VSB head was watching Internet TV with it. All VSB school's internet are connected/linked together. lol....
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Old 04-05-2009, 10:26 PM   #11
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isnt thats what asian XL do everyday?
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Old 04-05-2009, 11:04 PM   #12
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LOL i love these illustrations
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Old 04-06-2009, 08:33 AM   #13
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now thats the type of job i need

get paid to surf
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Old 04-06-2009, 10:44 AM   #15
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no wonder the hk enviroment sucks their employee jus looks at porn al lday
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Old 04-06-2009, 11:10 AM   #16
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that aside hk enviro dept is great you got to give credit where its due. just leave the tri-city area (prince edward, mk, ymt), the city has nothing to be ashamed of.
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isnt thats what asian XL do everyday?
That's what I was gonna say.

Wait, maybe that HK gov't official IS asian_XL!
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Old 04-07-2009, 12:26 PM   #18
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did apple daily really need to have 4 panel illustration for this story?

what's more of an atrocity than this guy getting paid to surf porn is that there is some asshole in hk working for apple daily getting paid to draw a 4 panel illustration to show: this asshole surfing porn, an IT asshole printing a report of said porn, IT asshole submitting BY HAND (thats important to note) to the sexy-ass OL in the mustard valet jacket, and then finally porn-surfing asshole apparently being scolded by yet a second sexy-ass OL in a red valet jacket.

taking the time to read a garbage article in the paper like this isn't enough. no, at apple daily they don't want you to have to reach very far to ingest the shit they call content. no, they need to spoon feed you this newsworthy fecal matter in 4 very bite-size panels. and you like it very much don't you? yum yum, yes take another bite, it goes down easy...

the next 4 panel story should be as follows:

1) the public reads article as above paying close attention to the illustrations
2) there is a spark of realization that it's complete garbage
3) people throw down their apple daily papers in anger and rise up in revolt of all that is irrelevant
4) the revolution goes global as all people are freed from the bonds of irrelevance and storm apple daily and other garbage-producing establishments.

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Old 04-07-2009, 12:33 PM   #19
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with that amount of salary why don't he just find hookers on a daily basis
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:24 PM   #20
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with that amount of salary why don't he just find hookers on a daily basis
Because hookers don't come free?
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:30 PM   #21
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with that amount of salary why don't he just find hookers on a daily basis
try telling the co-workers the females visiting you are your relatives

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