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04-11-2009, 01:57 AM
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Woody Harrelson defended his clash with a photographer at a New York airport Wednesday night as a case of mistaken identity -- he says he mistook the cameraman for a zombie.
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"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.
"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.
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Thats an awesome defense.
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04-11-2009, 02:04 AM
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"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.
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04-11-2009, 02:12 AM
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That would annoy the hell outta me too if you just want to be left alone.
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04-11-2009, 02:14 AM
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I hope he didn't pay his lawyer a lot of $$$ to come up with that one
That is one shitty defense...HE'S A ZOMBIE, WITH A CAMERA IN HIS HAND!! LOL
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04-11-2009, 02:23 AM
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i would let him go off this one time just because he mentioned zombie
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04-11-2009, 08:14 AM
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Woody is awesome. Wow. Double entendre.
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04-11-2009, 08:22 AM
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Let him walk, that's a fair defense. Zombies are no joke.
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04-11-2009, 08:25 AM
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Hell, after watching the video footage, I'd smash the reporter too.
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04-11-2009, 08:48 AM
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holy shit that camera man is posturing for a lawsuit!
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04-11-2009, 09:54 AM
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"The photographer continues to follow Harrelson for another four minutes"
"I'm being chased by Woody Harrelson while I'm talking to you," the photographer says as he talks to an unidentified person on a cell phone.
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these people are scum, and deserve everything they get
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04-11-2009, 09:55 AM
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apparently all the photog knows how to say is "woody, thats assault"
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04-11-2009, 09:59 AM
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should have hulk smashed his head
he should know thats how you stop a zombie
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04-11-2009, 10:49 AM
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I bet they go to the same school as soccer players to learn how to take fake hits.
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04-11-2009, 11:14 AM
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just for the excuse he should be off the hook, i mean c'mon who would have came up with zombies?
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04-11-2009, 11:20 AM
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being a papparazzi is getting easier, now all you need to do to make money is find out who has a short fuse, and piss them off till they take a swing
and away you go $3mil lawsuit
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04-11-2009, 01:52 PM
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The other thought that just popped into my head, is that there's a new zombie movie coming out soon!
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04-11-2009, 03:36 PM
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OMFG!!!! The Paparazzi are MOTHER FUCKING ZOMBIES!!!!
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04-11-2009, 03:40 PM
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Left 4 Paparazzis
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04-11-2009, 11:32 PM
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^ I'd play it, those guys are scum.
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04-12-2009, 08:39 AM
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after watching this i want to be a paparazzi too.
5.3 mil for one fucking pictures.
beside most starts would not be where they are without the pap
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04-12-2009, 10:04 AM
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^There was an article in a magazine, I forget which, where a successful lawyer and his accountant wife bought their kids some pro-cameras and let them run rampant in Cali. to shoot pictures. Not being legal to drive yet, with the money they made, the kid already has a 911 Turbo.
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04-13-2009, 12:02 PM
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04-13-2009, 12:19 PM
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Is there such a thing as a Defense of Provocation? Because judging by the standards of a "reasonable person," anyone would've assaulted that papparazzi.
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04-13-2009, 12:26 PM
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AIRPORT OF THE DEAD!
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04-14-2009, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Alphamale ^There was an article in a magazine, I forget which, where a successful lawyer and his accountant wife bought their kids some pro-cameras and let them run rampant in Cali. to shoot pictures. Not being legal to drive yet, with the money they made, the kid already has a 911 Turbo. | link?
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