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			04-21-2009, 08:45 PM
			
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			#26  |     |      Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS   
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			wtf
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			04-21-2009, 09:01 PM
			
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			#27  |     |      I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!  
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			are you guys serious?   
birth control pills are for ...women only??!?
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			04-21-2009, 09:09 PM
			
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			#28  |     |      Not a mod   
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			americans are awesome
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			04-21-2009, 11:22 PM
			
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			#29  |     |      I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!   
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			the cousin's a dumbass for now realizing the tampon packaging was already opened.
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			04-21-2009, 11:28 PM
			
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			04-21-2009, 11:34 PM
			
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			#31  |     |      Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!  
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			wait...tampon..sperm...period...baby?  How's that possible.  Girl got pregnant on her period?
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			04-22-2009, 12:53 AM
			
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			#32  |     |      Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!   
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			Ever take high school biology?   
thats like PRIME time to get pregnant.    
Cousins dumb for not realizing shes using a wet tampon (assuming its wet to be effective)
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			04-22-2009, 12:59 AM
			
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			#33  |     |      OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday   
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					Originally Posted by  PornoMan     americans are awesome   |       +1
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			04-22-2009, 01:11 AM
			
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			#34  |     |      To me, there is the Internet and there is RS   
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			I was looking for how long sperm would last youside the body and I came across this?   http://www.dearcupid.org/question/he...-how-long.html  
A male , anonymous writes:   
This is a silly question to ask but i'm sure im not the only one that has thought about this.   
How long does sperm last for, once its out of your body? the other day i masturbated in the shower, and i was really paranoid about cleaning everything up spotless with the fear of having my sister showering later, i began thinking that if there had to be a drop of sperm somewhere and that she came into contact with it, or on her shower sponge that it might do something to her. sounds very stupid I know but i thought that she might get pregenant. i know that it needs to be in large quantities to have an effect on some people but that little question always remains in my head, what if?   
I've heard once before that the life of sperm does't last long in water? Ie it looses its effect. is that true? Obviously by these questions you can see that im not very sure about these things, so i hope that someone can give me some clarity on this situation. What is the life span of sperm once it has left your body. once its out is there anyway that it becomes effective again. i know this sounds silly, but i really need to know these things. I cant talk with my folks because they avoid this topic eveytime.   
thank you 
Many schools in the US don't teach sex ed so some Amaricans are pretty stupid when it comes to sex.  
The awnser to mo origanal question:  
How Long Can Sperm Survive Outside the Body?  
Sperm can survive outside of the body for no more than about an hour. In general, if the semen is still wet it may well have live sperm.
		     
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			04-22-2009, 08:15 PM
			
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			#35  |     |       The RS Freebie guru    
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					Originally Posted by  SolidPenguin     Ever take high school biology?   
thats like PRIME time to get pregnant.   |       Uh... I think you might want to review that.  
That is not the prime time to get pregnant...    Quote:    | 
			
				There is a definite chance that any woman can get pregnant during her periods. Though the chances of pregnancy during periods are usually low during periods, they exist for all women. During periods, the chances of pregnancy are comparatively lower at the onset of a woman’s period and increase just after her periods.
			
		 |       http://www.babyhopes.com/articles/pr...ingperiod.html 
But anyways, that whole thread has to be shens...
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			04-22-2009, 09:15 PM
			
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			#36  |     |      I STILL don't get it  
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					Originally Posted by  SolidPenguin     Ever take high school biology?   
thats like PRIME time to get pregnant.    
Cousins dumb for not realizing shes using a wet tampon (assuming its wet to be effective)   |       i believe prime time would be around the time ovulation occurs
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			04-22-2009, 09:34 PM
			
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			#37  |     |      HELP ME PLS!!!   
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					Originally Posted by  Manic!     How Long Can Sperm Survive Outside the Body?   
Sperm can survive outside of the body for no more than about an hour. In general, if the semen is still wet it may well have live sperm.   |       uh...yeah, but if it gets inside her, it can last days. 
I do laundry and house-keeping at a highclass hotel in the city, and I've had multiple babies already. All I need to do now is wait a few years after they're born, find the mom and blackmail her into suppoorting me. ^.^
		     
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