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04-22-2009, 02:05 PM
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#1 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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Compared to this guys!
[youtube]4YBxeDN4tbk[/youtube] 
This gentleman is very proud of his $4 business card!
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04-22-2009, 02:14 PM
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#2 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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he sounds like a jack ass, but his card sure is nice haha
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04-22-2009, 02:23 PM
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#3 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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so if u open his business card,music starts playing?? coool
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04-22-2009, 02:45 PM
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#4 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Sounds a bit like an infomercial and possibly expensive, but I'd be willing to bet his cards do get a ton of attention to whoever he gives them to.
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04-22-2009, 03:02 PM
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#5 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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I find it comedic. It reminds me of the card comparing segment from American Psycho.
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04-22-2009, 03:04 PM
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04-22-2009, 03:05 PM
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#7 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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cards are all the same size for a reason..
the only place that puts cards up on bulletin boards etc. are mechanic shops, etc
no business person is going to carry around a cd case sized card regardless of how good it is
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04-22-2009, 03:12 PM
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#8 | | degenerate extraordinaire
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holy fuck, it pop ups too hahahaha
that video was awesome hahahah
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04-22-2009, 03:18 PM
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#9 | | RS controls my life!
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his business card is nice but its way too big lol ...
i remember seeing business cards made out of metal that had the persons name/company engraved / embossed in it
also saw plastic cards that were embossed (like a credit card)
those were just as nice
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04-22-2009, 03:22 PM
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#10 | | Banned (ABWS)
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04-22-2009, 03:45 PM
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#11 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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04-22-2009, 04:25 PM
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#12 | | is best wrench
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yeah the guy does sound like a jackass
his card is nice, but then again, thats pretty far
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04-22-2009, 04:27 PM
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#13 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by jaguar604  | Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark
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04-22-2009, 04:33 PM
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04-22-2009, 04:52 PM
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#15 | | is best wrench
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04-22-2009, 04:56 PM
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#16 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by jaguar604 | checking out namecards.......LIKE A BAWWS
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04-22-2009, 05:41 PM
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#17 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Sid Vicious Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark | that's very cool Bateman, but that's nothing
egg shell with romalian type
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04-22-2009, 05:54 PM
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#18 | | I subscribe to the Revscene NWS thread(s)
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that guy is like a really famous internet marketer
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04-22-2009, 06:57 PM
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#19 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Because everyone needs a business card that costs $4 per.
If others wanted to spend $4 for each business card, I'm sure they could come up with better ones.
Hell, why stop there? Why not put diamonds and 18k gold foil on the card? I'll be the best business card ever!  | |
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04-22-2009, 07:02 PM
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#20 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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lol yeah american psycho popped up in my head during the vid too hahahh
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04-22-2009, 07:15 PM
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#21 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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LOL at American Psycho references. I was about to post the samething then I scrolled down. Does this guy stab bums for fun to?
Edit: LOL at stabbing bums, I meant homeless people get your mind out of the gutter you sick fucks.
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04-22-2009, 07:19 PM
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#22 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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04-22-2009, 07:42 PM
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#23 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by jaguar604 | American Pyscho ftw! first thing i thought of.
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04-22-2009, 09:25 PM
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#24 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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I can't stand the way he talks. And the whole pop-up thing on his card is so tacky!
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04-22-2009, 10:14 PM
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#25 | | I don't get it either
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took him 25 years to design the card. how slow is this guy's brain? shit
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