my neighbours a douche
 

His fucking car alarm went off 6 times for no reason at 5 am, and I had an early meeting in the morning and it woke up my whole family. I then knocked on his door and told him to disable it and then he told me to fuck off.

What a fucking asshole.

You should punch him in the balls

how do you know it went off for no reason??

1/10, only because that guy is a dbag

I think he did it in purpose, yeah, it must be...

Is that the same fucker who parks his car in front of the mailbox, blocking everyone while he reads his mail? What a prick!

having not experienced this before, can u not call the police and report a "possible vehicle break-in" or noise complaint?

i would cut this fucker up with a box cutter

Do U and Silk have the same neighbour? :lol

We need a :facepalm: smiley

http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsys...s/emot-doh.gif

or

http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsys.../emot-ughh.gif


Pick one

I don't even know how people don't understand this.

2nd one!!!!

There we go.
:facepalm:

hahhhhaah

the OP should practice his engrish because right from the begining i knew he wasn't talking about his neighbour's alarm clock going off.

should be called :picard:

Silk To?

lol

Should egg his car and when he goes to work in the morning, he'll have a easter surprise LOL. hahha

i hate the word douche. it needs to be defined. everyone ive ever heard called a douche is someone who i probably would like. like this guy, obviously he is more pissed then you are that his alarm is going off, and then this dick comes over to hassle him about it. id probably respond the same way.

lmao this is awesome

You can call the police technically. There is a bylaw in certain cities about alarms going off.

silk and majinhurricane are neighbors i think....o man they should have a fightclub in this thread get them both on now!!!!

Geez guys, this is a 'joke' thread.