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04-25-2009, 12:02 PM
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#1 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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| "Can I put you on hold, I just need to shave something"
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04-25-2009, 12:13 PM
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#2 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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hahah and only for 90 bucks
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04-25-2009, 12:25 PM
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#3 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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Thats the most retarded fucking thing I've ever seen.
I want one
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04-25-2009, 12:27 PM
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#4 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Holy shit. Why buy a razor when you can get a cellphone with a RAZOR!!!!
I wonder how you would clean that.
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04-25-2009, 12:39 PM
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#5 | | Banned (ABWS)
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shit its touch screen too ...let see ur white boy iphone do that bitches
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04-25-2009, 01:54 PM
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#6 | | The RS Freebie guru
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04-25-2009, 10:30 PM
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#7 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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oh boy... that's going to be fun... and it's cheap! to boot
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04-25-2009, 10:40 PM
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#8 | | Media Officer / MOD
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if it only worked here
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04-25-2009, 10:46 PM
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#9 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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I have one that can watch TV...
I RMAed it after 2 days....and now I have waited for more than a month, it hasn't returned yet.
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04-25-2009, 11:21 PM
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#10 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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1) call a chick
2) tell her wait a minute
3) start shaving your pubes
4) "oh bitch did you know how close your head was to my privates just now?"
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04-25-2009, 11:44 PM
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#11 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Actually, it's quite useful during trips.  | |
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04-27-2009, 07:23 AM
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#12 | | Banned (ABWS)
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if only they invented one that gave blow jobs
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04-27-2009, 08:06 AM
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#13 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Originally Posted by azzurro32  if only they invented one that gave blow jobs | and also provided anal sex
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04-27-2009, 08:07 AM
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#14 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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LOL. funny thing is, i have a soundclip on my phone that sounds like a real razor. I use it to trick people into thinking my phone is an actual razor, but due to this, i dont even need it anymore! :P
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04-27-2009, 11:15 AM
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#15 | | How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by hk20000 1) call a chick
2) tell her wait a minute
3) start shaving your pubes
4) "oh bitch did you know how close your head was to my privates just now?" | 
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