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Eastwood 05-05-2009 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by metal (Post 6410830)
What position is this?

Not a pilot.

I should of added that in my original post. Don't worry guys, I'm not gonna be crashing planes. :thumbsup:

Anyways just a quick update. I bought a bottle of a detox cleaner that you take an hour and half before your test.

The guy at the pharmacy told me I could go into the test high and still piss clean.

Presto 05-05-2009 03:34 PM

^^^

Good to know! Hopefully, I don't need to piss in a cup for any future employment opportunities.

StylinRed 05-05-2009 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CRS (Post 6410825)
Or they just won't hire him... You know, which ever is more convenient.

rofl yea i guess that might happen too, or they just might think u drink lots of water and be like "eh whatever" ;)

better than failing

Hondaracer 05-05-2009 04:05 PM

people on this weed forum im on say you put a cap full of bleach in a litre of water and bottoms up!

and they actually do it too LOL

Synarchist 05-05-2009 04:16 PM

there are many drinks out there that you can take just a few hours or so before your urine test and pass perfectly clean. amsterdam cafe has many of such products though i hear that the best ones are usually the most expensive ones also. your looking at around $60 for a bottle and IMO you really get what you pay for.

124Y 05-05-2009 04:27 PM

lol...reminds me of the movie "Harsh Times"..

hk20000 05-05-2009 05:46 PM

LOL "some drink out there that will make your piss clean" that's like "Guaranteed to pass emission additives" sold at Lordco...

Just get someone else who doesn't smoke shit to piss in a sealed container for you, and you pour the content into the target container when you are in the toilet. Easy as pie.

MG1 05-05-2009 05:53 PM

e-mail Ross Ribigliati.

metal 05-05-2009 06:11 PM

You get a job with Canwest then I assume?

Eastwood 05-05-2009 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by metal (Post 6411176)
You get a job with Canwest then I assume?

No

Drizzt Do'Urden 05-05-2009 06:37 PM

gl
let us know how it goes!

Manic! 05-05-2009 06:50 PM

http://www.cleartest.com/products/absolute-detox/
http://www.quickfixurine.com/

should be available at most head shops.

I don't smoke smoke so I have never used it but is sold by a company they sells us rolling papers for our gas station.

nsmb 05-05-2009 07:05 PM

ur fucked

impactX 05-05-2009 07:09 PM

Should have thought about this before you smoked up.

punkwax 05-05-2009 07:23 PM

You can buy stuff at hemp stores that supposedly works.

Or Milk Thissel (sp?) at health stores.

Cranberry Juice is supposed to work as well.

Drink up!!

Or pull a Ross Rebagliatti, say you were at a party recently...

flameboy54 05-05-2009 07:25 PM

I've read drinking everything from pickle juice to salad dressing will flush your system. I personally would try Gatorade + gelatine or cran juice. Google it.

Anjew 05-05-2009 07:26 PM

I'm one of the operating managers there. I'll make sure i'll pass along your enthusiasm.

jlo mein 05-05-2009 07:32 PM

I think the bigger question is why the hell does a baggage handler job involve a urine test? Like wtf...is McDonald's going to start taking urine tests now for burger flippers?

Meowjin 05-05-2009 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adog (Post 6411359)
I'm one of the operating managers there. I'll make sure i'll pass along your enthusiasm.

owned

achiam 05-05-2009 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eastwood (Post 6410932)
Not a pilot.

I should of added that in my original post. Don't worry guys, I'm not gonna be crashing planes. :thumbsup:

Anyways just a quick update. I bought a bottle of a detox cleaner that you take an hour and half before your test.

The guy at the pharmacy told me I could go into the test high and still piss clean.

Holy shit. Can you tell us what this product is? I gotta look this up to see how it works

SkinnyPupp 05-05-2009 10:53 PM

You should do exercise every single day, and sweat like crazy. Drink a ton of water.

But really, impactx has it right. If you need to "fit in" to get a certain job, you should change your lifestyle.

Matlock-gtR 05-06-2009 12:47 AM

i have a friend that blazed 3 days before a short notice piss test for a job. she drank a lot of cranberry juice for 3 days straight and passed...

scottsman 05-06-2009 01:51 AM

Didnt read all the posts but find a detox drink. They work well but are expensive. Worked for me just follow the instructions. Go to the shop near vcc on hastings across from that park.

Cannot bring piss in. They check the temp. So if you can find a way to keep at internal body temp then good luck.

tonyvu 05-06-2009 01:59 AM

i think i saw this on MANswers that you can show up to your drug test baked and nothing will happen ahha

achiam 05-06-2009 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matlock-gtR (Post 6411762)
i have a friend that blazed 3 days before a short notice piss test for a job. she drank a lot of cranberry juice for 3 days straight and passed...

Hmm I'll have to say with certainty that cranberry juice does not affect how the body metabolizes anything.
The only medical use of Cranberry juice is that it contains mannitol L sugar, which, when taken up by Urinary Tract bacteria, hinders their ability to form binding structures to stick the walls of the Urinary Tract (therefore helping slow the bacterial infection spread). This is why people with Urinary tract infections are given antibiotics and told to take cranberry juice or sugar water (with Mannitol L).

It should also be of note that to "pass" the urinary test, THC levels need not be zero, but below 50ng/ some volume (was on previously posted site)


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