:lol

wasnt this on spike channels Manswers?

some1 hasn't had food poisoning yet :D

i know someone that while on probation, got tested for drugs and was doin all sorts of drugs and was negative on the test. wat he did is take a condom, get his square buddy to piss in it, tie the top off, taped the top to ur leg, kinda by ur crotch but not so much where ur gonna be squishing it wen u walk. wen ur sitting in the building waiting to go in, try to get it as close to ur crotch area to keep it nice and warm, then wen u get the cup take ur dick out pretend ur using that, and with ur other hand un-tape the condom from ur leg, either open it or have sumtin to poke a small hole and put that in the cup.

or u can buy the wizzinator which is a fake penis setup with a reservoir of piss hiden.

http://retroroast.net/store/AppleJuice.jpg good luck

Are you saying that when you take a urine test someone stares at your wang?

No one watched me. I'd still be there...can't go on cue.

Wow...TMI.

Eastwood to the Interviewer: Sir, I dont drink and drive, I smoke & fly!
Interviewer: Welcome aboard!

Bro man u got nothing to worry about. Buy that motherfucken detox drink even if it costs you a 1000 bucks I bought strawberry kiwi detox drink at puff on robson. I had an upcoming piss/saliva test for my life insurance my parents wanted me to get life insurance because it helps me save money + benefits family if you die. Well I was 18years old at that time and I was in the time frame where people would try drugs etcetc and I would not be able to purchase this life insurance if I was positive for drugs not only that, I would get busted for smoking dope. Well anyways what you do with this drink is pre-drink a litre of water and then drink a the detox drink followed by another litre of water about two hours ahead of your test. Yes it is a lot of water but it'll last you seven hours. Fuck I was shooting out piss like a fountain probs like 10+ times after I finished the drink. But you know what? It fucken worked got my motherfucken life insurance.I also blazed before I started drinking the detox too. Seriosly tho nothing to sweat about that drink will fucken work!!

i saw this topic once covered on the MAN SHOW. they had some detox drinks and also this fake penis that you fill with someone elses urine and strap it around your waste

this would be an epic fail if this possible future employer were also on RS and is reading about this right now :lol

That's why I edited all my posts, but sadly people keep refreshing this thread to the top.

Let it die people.

PS. I only refreshed it because it was at the top. And no don't quote me.