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05-06-2009, 07:57 AM
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#51 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Grandmaster TSE  i'll sell you some urine  |  | 
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05-06-2009, 08:03 AM
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#52 | | OWNER/C.F.O./MONEYMAN
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wasnt this on spike channels Manswers?
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05-06-2009, 08:37 AM
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#53 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by jlo mein I think the bigger question is why the hell does a baggage handler job involve a urine test? Like wtf...is McDonald's going to start taking urine tests now for burger flippers? | some1 hasn't had food poisoning yet  | |
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05-06-2009, 09:10 AM
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#54 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Originally Posted by scottsman Cannot bring piss in. They check the temp. So if you can find a way to keep at internal body temp then good luck. | i know someone that while on probation, got tested for drugs and was doin all sorts of drugs and was negative on the test. wat he did is take a condom, get his square buddy to piss in it, tie the top off, taped the top to ur leg, kinda by ur crotch but not so much where ur gonna be squishing it wen u walk. wen ur sitting in the building waiting to go in, try to get it as close to ur crotch area to keep it nice and warm, then wen u get the cup take ur dick out pretend ur using that, and with ur other hand un-tape the condom from ur leg, either open it or have sumtin to poke a small hole and put that in the cup.
or u can buy the wizzinator which is a fake penis setup with a reservoir of piss hiden.
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05-06-2009, 09:11 AM
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#55 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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|  good luck
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05-06-2009, 10:51 AM
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#56 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by billboa i know someone that while on probation, got tested for drugs and was doin all sorts of drugs and was negative on the test. wat he did is take a condom, get his square buddy to piss in it, tie the top off, taped the top to ur leg, kinda by ur crotch but not so much where ur gonna be squishing it wen u walk. wen ur sitting in the building waiting to go in, try to get it as close to ur crotch area to keep it nice and warm, then wen u get the cup take ur dick out pretend ur using that, and with ur other hand un-tape the condom from ur leg, either open it or have sumtin to poke a small hole and put that in the cup.
or u can buy the wizzinator which is a fake penis setup with a reservoir of piss hiden. | Are you saying that when you take a urine test someone stares at your wang?
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05-06-2009, 12:05 PM
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#57 | | Banned By Establishment
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No one watched me. I'd still be there...can't go on cue.
Wow...TMI.
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05-06-2009, 12:40 PM
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#58 | | MiX iT Up!
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Eastwood to the Interviewer: Sir, I dont drink and drive, I smoke & fly!
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Make the effort and take the risk..
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05-06-2009, 07:08 PM
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#59 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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Bro man u got nothing to worry about. Buy that motherfucken detox drink even if it costs you a 1000 bucks I bought strawberry kiwi detox drink at puff on robson. I had an upcoming piss/saliva test for my life insurance my parents wanted me to get life insurance because it helps me save money + benefits family if you die. Well I was 18years old at that time and I was in the time frame where people would try drugs etcetc and I would not be able to purchase this life insurance if I was positive for drugs not only that, I would get busted for smoking dope. Well anyways what you do with this drink is pre-drink a litre of water and then drink a the detox drink followed by another litre of water about two hours ahead of your test. Yes it is a lot of water but it'll last you seven hours. Fuck I was shooting out piss like a fountain probs like 10+ times after I finished the drink. But you know what? It fucken worked got my motherfucken life insurance.I also blazed before I started drinking the detox too. Seriosly tho nothing to sweat about that drink will fucken work!!
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05-06-2009, 07:44 PM
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#60 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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i saw this topic once covered on the MAN SHOW. they had some detox drinks and also this fake penis that you fill with someone elses urine and strap it around your waste
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05-07-2009, 06:15 AM
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#61 | | Witness protection
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this would be an epic fail if this possible future employer were also on RS and is reading about this right now | |
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05-07-2009, 08:21 AM
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#62 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by thumper this would be an epic fail if this possible future employer were also on RS and is reading about this right now | That's why I edited all my posts, but sadly people keep refreshing this thread to the top.
Let it die people.
PS. I only refreshed it because it was at the top. And no don't quote me.
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