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05-05-2009, 12:24 PM
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Alright so I had a job interview today. Well it turns out the interview went great, and I got the job minus a medical. She said I'll be required to take a piss test.
I have been smoking weed almost daily for the past 2 months. I haven't smoked since Sunday. The interviewer, told me I'll get a medical on Friday.
Is there any way to piss clean, the only drug I've taken is marijuana. What do I need to do? Any input would be greatly appreciated.
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05-05-2009, 12:28 PM
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Hmm... does it work if you tell them you attend a lot of concerts, and are always in the thick of the smoke?
I think there's detox drinks you can get, or a fake wang that dispenses someone else's clean wiz. You can probably find a bunch of stuff in any issue of High Times.
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05-05-2009, 12:31 PM
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Takes 2 weeks to get marijuana out of your system. The only way I can imagine you passing this test is it is a false negative or you get a bag of urine from a clean person and use that as your sample.
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05-05-2009, 12:31 PM
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bottle clean piss in...and pour it in the test cup.
have fun
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05-05-2009, 12:32 PM
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#5 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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There is no real way to estimate how long the THC concentration in your blood plasma will remain at detectable levels.
Each person has a different metabolic rate, based not only on your level of regular exercise, but also your genetic makeup - certain ethnic groups lack or express genes which encode enzymes that work to breakdown things that enter your system.
With respect to weed, the fact that you've been smoking regularly would mean there is quite a high level which will remain your system until your body has metabolized it. I'm not sure what the "average" human's half life of THC in blood plasma is per mg inhaled, but it should also be noted that THC does cross into the brain, passing the Blood Brain Barrier.
Given that today is Tuesday, I highly doubt you will be able to pass the exam. A quick google has one site saying the THC half life is 5-10 days, meaning that it would be completely metabolized in 20. How much the initial dosage of this example is not mentioned so its quite inconclusive.
The only thing I can think of is to go out and run hardcore for the next 4 days. That is the only sure way to boost your metabolism to maxed out levels.
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05-05-2009, 12:33 PM
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#6 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by Presto  Hmm... does it work if you tell them you attend a lot of concerts, and are always in the thick of the smoke?
I think there's detox drinks you can get, or a fake wang that dispenses someone else's clean wiz. You can probably find a bunch of stuff in any issue of High Times. | I haven't read anything or seen anything about detox drugs, but the fact that THC passes the Blood Brain Barrier and deposits in adipose tissue means that it will remain in the system for quite a long time.
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05-05-2009, 12:34 PM
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I'm no biologist, but does drinking a LOT of water not work?
Detox drinks might work, because they clean the kidneys (and liver?) and get you to piss like Niagara Falls. I took one of those once when I was feverish and that shit came out once every half an hour.
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I'm afraid you will have to get someone else's piss.
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05-05-2009, 12:35 PM
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there are a lot of tips on google to test clean, certain things u can drink and eat before you test to flush ur system.
im not gonna be the parter pooper who's going to say you should've been more responsible and stopped smoking weed well before your interview cause it does accumulate if you've been smoking so much (but someone else will)
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05-05-2009, 12:35 PM
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FUCK MY LIFE. It is such a good job too. Does anyone know anything about those detox drinks you can get at GNC?
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05-05-2009, 12:43 PM
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#11 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by Physixx I'm no biologist, but does drinking a LOT of water not work?
Detox drinks might work, because they clean the kidneys (and liver?) and get you to piss like Niagara Falls. I took one of those once when I was feverish and that shit came out once every half an hour. | The kidneys actually function to continually filter the blood of ions which are in excess, and control reabsorption to maintain a correct osmotic blood balance. The liver is more key in this area - it produces enzymes which are used to metabolize nearly everything.
Because the THC deposits in the fat cells, it is extremely difficult to metabolize this at greater speed.
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05-05-2009, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Physixx I'm no biologist, but does drinking a LOT of water not work?
Detox drinks might work, because they clean the kidneys (and liver?) and get you to piss like Niagara Falls. I took one of those once when I was feverish and that shit came out once every half an hour. | Drinking a lot of water should help your blood to become slightly more re-freshed and watery. It also helps your liver/kidneys out cuz it just goes straight through.
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05-05-2009, 12:48 PM
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Heres a solution:
Get into an accident and wind up in the hospital with a broken arm or something. Then tell them you were unable to get a sample of urine because your arm was being treated. Or something along the lines of that... at least thats the best I can think of on the spot to avoid the date.
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05-05-2009, 12:52 PM
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#14 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Hey Eastwood,
This page seems quite interesting; and does not conflict with anything medical. At the same time however, it remains inconclusive due to the wide range of human variation.
One thing is certain though.
If you're fat, your chance of passing the test will be nil.
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05-05-2009, 12:53 PM
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05-05-2009, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Eastwood Alright so I had a job interview today with an airline. Well it turns out the interview went great, and I got the job minus a medical. She said I'll be required to take a piss test.
I have been smoking weed almost daily for the past 2 months. I haven't smoked since Sunday. The interviewer, told me I'll get a medical on Friday.
Is there any way to piss clean, the only drug I've taken is marijuana. What do I need to do? Any input would be greatly appreciated.
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05-05-2009, 01:12 PM
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Actually takes up to 8 weeks to clear the system if u smoke everyday. Detox drinks, lots of orage juice or your baby bros piss.
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05-05-2009, 01:12 PM
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Spread your arms out. Spin multiple time really really fast. And go back in time and stop yourself from smoking pot.  | |
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05-05-2009, 01:49 PM
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ohh man this is epic...
what kind of position is it anyway?
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lots and lots and lots of water; they'll likely get u to retake the test at a later date because of it and by then u should be fine
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Originally Posted by StylinRed lots and lots and lots of water; they'll likely get u to retake the test at a later date because of it and by then u should be fine | Or they just won't hire him... You know, which ever is more convenient.
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05-05-2009, 01:54 PM
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LOL why did this become a sticky?
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05-05-2009, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Eastwood FUCK MY LIFE. It is such a good job too. Does anyone know anything about those detox drinks you can get at GNC? | What position is this?
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Originally Posted by Toeknee LOL why did this become a sticky? | because every pothead planning on being a pilot should know how to piss clean
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05-05-2009, 03:07 PM
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