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achiam 05-06-2009 08:07 AM

Secretary giving boss head in car, van crashes into car, she bites his schlong off
 
Tuesday May 5, 2009
Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis


A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp...725&sec=nation

Too bad this wasn't in the HK paper with a cartoon illustration.

GLOW 05-06-2009 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by achiam (Post 6411872)
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

while it's still in her mouth? :p

yeh, we need this drawn via apple daily news

hotjoint 05-06-2009 08:34 AM

:lol shitty deal for the guy

Gridlock 05-06-2009 09:13 AM

A shame. I suspect he did not have inches to spare.

shenmecar 05-06-2009 10:06 AM

did she get fired?

chun 05-06-2009 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gridlock (Post 6411922)
A shame. I suspect he did not have inches to spare.

:lol

Mananetwork 05-06-2009 10:23 AM

Karma?

Durrann1984 05-06-2009 10:33 AM

ouch

InvisibleSoul 05-06-2009 10:38 AM

It was a boner-crushing impact.

2damaxmr2 05-06-2009 11:23 AM

hahahahaha

Mugen EvOlutioN 05-06-2009 11:47 AM

only in china

:thumbsup:

The_AK 05-06-2009 11:50 AM

heard this on the beat in the morning, unpleasant lol

wouwou 05-06-2009 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN (Post 6412073)
only in china

:thumbsup:

dude you need to read closer.

Shun Izaki 05-06-2009 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wouwou (Post 6412190)
dude you need to read closer.

LOL... someone's skimming through and reading like 2 lines of the articles XD

!Aznboi128 05-06-2009 01:44 PM

wow .... that musta hurt hahah

Ch28 05-06-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gridlock (Post 6411922)
A shame. I suspect he did not have inches to spare.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

twitchyzero 05-06-2009 02:05 PM

wow...

this must be some joke!

MelonBoy 05-06-2009 02:18 PM

lol.. ouhc XD..

NimbeeTT 05-06-2009 02:35 PM

That's so freaking sick..
Like i just said to my bf, She had a detached piece of cock in her mouth... *shudders*

Mugen EvOlutioN 05-06-2009 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sf666@BNR32 (Post 6412201)
LOL... someone's skimming through and reading like 2 lines of the articles XD

okok Singapore

lol thats wat happens when u are at work

q0192837465 05-06-2009 03:01 PM

man, that hurts. The husband must be delighted

Rev 05-06-2009 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by q0192837465 (Post 6412296)
man, that hurts. The husband must be delighted

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b8...911gen/wat.jpg

!Yaminashi 05-06-2009 03:27 PM

Thats not the way to get ahead in your career...

Teriyaki 05-06-2009 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft (Post 6412337)
Thats not the way to get ahead in your career...

That is a way to get A HEAD in your career:thumbsup:

The_AK 05-06-2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft (Post 6412337)
Thats not the way to get ahead in your career...

pun intended? hahah


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