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Japanese Man takes world record for Masturbating

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Masanobu Sato did Japan proud at last week's Masturbate-A-Thon, held in San Francisco on Saturday. He whacked away his old record of 9 hours and 33 minutes with a new one, 25 minutes longer. This new time helped him maintain his title as the masturbating world record holder.

So how did Sato (pictured above) hold on for that long? He came armed with masturbating aids from the company he works for. In an interview with SFWeekly, he reveals even more of his secrets:

"My abundant imagination was a key to my triumph firstly. Secondly, I trained a lot in Japan from the time I won the 1st prize last year. I swam twice a week, and gained about 5 kgs in muscle.That helped me a lot, too in terms of stamina. Thirdly, the variety of sensations each TENGA gave me was ideal for long masturbation. Without those variety sensations, my dick would feel the same sensation for a long time, which would paralyze my dick in the end. I use as many as 10 different TENGAs so that my dick avoids being paralyzed."

Dick paralysis? Yikes.

He says that he also took advantage of Japanese pornos, and imagined his girlfriend, family and other co-workers during his almost 10-hour whack-a-thon. I hope that by "imagined" that he didn't mean imagined, because the "family" part would be really wrong.

Sato says that he hopes to break the record of 10 hours next time. When asked if he would attend the world championships in Copenhagen, he said that he's "not sure about it as it's a bit too much to do marathon twice a month."

http://www.japanator.com/elephant/post.phtml?pk=9887

Talk about sore dick much? Im a girl, and i still cant imagine someone going at it for such a long period of time.. :confused:

i feel sorri for his dick

What the fuck....

This man can fucking run 10 marathons. He has fucking stamina of an Olympian. Holy Jesus. So he didn't fucking cum for almost 10 hours?! Does he have some ejaculation disorder?!

he must be doing it wrong

u guys hear bout that russian guy who had a bet with 2 women to have sex for 6 or 9 hours non stop

he did it with viagra non stop banging the two girls but died of a heartache in the end

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Originally Posted by liu13 (Post 6421299)

u guys hear bout that russian guy who had a bet with 2 women to have sex for 6 or 9 hours non stop

he did it with viagra non stop banging the two girls but died of a heartache in the end

Didn't another Russian male get raped by a chick non-stop getting fed Viagra for over 5 days or something?

He was robbing her hair salon or something.

How many of you guys have tried viagra? I mean if a chick is fugly viagra isn't going to keep it hard. You have to at least be somewhat attracted in the first place.

Dude what the fuck, he thought about his family?

that long and he didn't cum? LOL

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Originally Posted by liu13 (Post 6421299)

u guys hear bout that russian guy who had a bet with 2 women to have sex for 6 or 9 hours non stop

he did it with viagra non stop banging the two girls but died of a heartache in the end

thats the best way of going out

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Originally Posted by liu13 (Post 6421299)

he did it with viagra non stop banging the two girls but died of a heartache in the end

I love the chinglish on this site.

everyone talking about going that long with not busting a nut. But what about his fricken arm? it must of been ready to fall off!!

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Originally Posted by billboa (Post 6421703)

wtf is tenga?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tenga

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Originally Posted by Ch28 (Post 6421500)

thats the best way of going out

http://www.bloops.org/images/snusnu.jpg

^lol
ah yes, death by snu snu

His right arm must be fucking massive.

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Originally Posted by Alatar (Post 6422168)

His right arm must be fucking massive.

lol jack-off arm

HUGE WRIST AND FOREARM MUSCLES!

No shit his right arm must look like Popeye's.

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Originally Posted by Alatar (Post 6422168)

His right arm must be fucking massive.

Only if he started watching porn in the days before the interwebs.

LMAO a Masturbate-A-Thon
thats funny hahah and kinda weird
sounds like it was just one big circle jerk to me...but with records and prizes! hahahahahah