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05-18-2009, 06:30 PM
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#1 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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wtffff http://www.canadaka.net/link.php?id=44591 Quote:
Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.Paternity tests then revealed what had happened - two eggs had been fertilised by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.
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05-18-2009, 07:22 PM
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#2 | RS controls my life!
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fathers day is gonna be confusing
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05-18-2009, 07:24 PM
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#3 | My homepage has been set to RS
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sick.
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05-18-2009, 08:22 PM
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#4 | RS Operative (G)
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what the hardest day in Harlem
fathers day
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05-18-2009, 08:26 PM
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#5 | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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imagine explaining that one to your kid
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05-18-2009, 08:35 PM
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#6 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by halogodv2 what the hardest day in Harlem
fathers day | OH MY GOD LMFAO. |
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05-18-2009, 09:43 PM
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#7 | Zombie Mod
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I suppose with the amount of sluts that are out there, it was bound to happen.
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05-18-2009, 09:57 PM
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#8 | Official Texas Ambassador
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Originally Posted by Presto I suppose with the amount of sluts that are out there, it was bound to happen. |
Gangbang that ho, hi5 in the middle yo.
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05-18-2009, 10:03 PM
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#9 | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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That's actually kind of cool. I've never heard of that ever happening before.
Those kids will have TWO daddies that can beat your daddy up, AND a mom to pick them up from school!
hahaha
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05-18-2009, 10:17 PM
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#10 | The RS Freebie guru
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This is actually not very rare...
Even from that article, it says: Quote:
However, one recent study estimates that, worldwide, one in 12 fraternal twin sets are bi-paternal
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There have been cases where the twins are different race.
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05-18-2009, 10:24 PM
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#11 | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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sloppy seconds ftw?
amidoingitrite?
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05-19-2009, 12:22 AM
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#12 | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul | In other words, 8.33% of women who have fraternal twins are suuuuper sluts.
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05-19-2009, 03:29 AM
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#13 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Actually, I heard somewhere (unverified) that 1 in 10 people actually have a different father than who they think he should be (ie your mom slept around). Kinda scary, but unfortunately, not too farfetched if you think about it.
I'd hate to do the explaining to the kids. What would be the exact words to use?
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05-19-2009, 03:50 AM
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#14 | Banned By Establishment
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so she banged 2 in the span of 24 hours, nice.
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05-19-2009, 07:53 AM
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#15 | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Originally Posted by static so she banged 2 in the span of 24 hours, nice. | not only that, but she let 2 guys sploog in her within 24 hours. That would suck to be the second guy.........."fuck ya shes wet for me today" sry buddy thats the other guys cum dripping out of that cunt u just ate out.
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05-19-2009, 08:04 AM
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#16 | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by billboa not only that, but she let 2 guys sploog in her within 24 hours. That would suck to be the second guy.........."fuck ya shes wet for me today" sry buddy thats the other guys cum dripping out of that cunt u just ate out. | "Sperm can survive up to five days inside a woman's body, so a woman could sleep with different men several days apart, and get pregnant not once, but twice."
I've known some crazy bitches that have the "MUST GET PREGNANT" disorder and lie/trick/sleep with AS MANY as possible trying... aaagghh is scary
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