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05-27-2009, 08:08 PM
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#26 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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Originally Posted by - kT  i had sex with a hole in the wall today
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05-27-2009, 08:22 PM
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#27 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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it took me 1hr to drive from Floata in Chinatown to corner of Burrard/Broadway for my dentist appointment.... wtf
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05-27-2009, 08:36 PM
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#28 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by cho i got a call from the body shop saying my sparkplugs were dirty
....my car is 3 weeks old | wtf cho..
your sparkplugs are dirty cuz u rammed into traffic? XD
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05-27-2009, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by elkayem .................................................. .......... | i had sex with your cat today
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05-27-2009, 09:56 PM
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#30 | | degenerate extraordinaire
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good times with runaway cars...
There was this one time me and some friends were at the tax building for peace arch, and while we were all outside I noticed my car slowly rolling back. 3 of us tried to stop the car from moving while another jumped to go for the handbrake  apparently my friend didn't shift it into park, rather he put it into neutral when he turned off the car. I always thought the keys were not supposed to come out unless it's in park. It was embarrassing, especially being infront of the tax building.
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He would step out of his freshly downtown autospa detailed 996 C4s, check out his own reflection in the driverside window out of habit, take off his brand new limited edition D&G aviator sunglasses so the mf can see the fury in his eyes, sashay over to the other guy and then threaten to insert his black leather Savatore Ferragamo loafers into the guys rear-end. | | |
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05-27-2009, 10:03 PM
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#31 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Originally Posted by elkayem .................................................. .......... | i see what you did there.
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05-28-2009, 06:11 AM
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#32 | | Witness protection
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long time ago at a place i used to work, someone had parked in my designated staff parking space, so i had no choice but to park in one of the customer spaces instead. a few hours later this courier guy comes into our office asking if someone with this plate number worked here... it was my plate number. i go running out and this courier's POS vw fox had rolled down the service lane in a wide arc because he had parked it without setting the ebrake, missed about a dozen cars... except for mine.
$1600 damage and that crap fox didn't have a scratch  | |
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05-28-2009, 08:08 AM
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#33 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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At least he came in and didn't try to weasel his way out of it.
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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
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when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad RSUV #7 | |
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05-28-2009, 08:37 AM
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#34 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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05-28-2009, 08:54 AM
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#35 | | Witness protection
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Originally Posted by fliptuner At least he came in and didn't try to weasel his way out of it. | yeah it would have sucked if he did, but thankfully a whole lobby full of witnesses reported it to building management who waited until the guy came back to get his car, so he wasn't going anywhere.
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05-28-2009, 09:02 AM
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#36 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Nominated for most random thread evar.
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05-28-2009, 09:03 AM
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#37 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Couple months back some drunk guy hit me in my rav 4 both going bout 60kms and when i got out to scream at this fucking tard i forgot to put the car in park, the car was left in reverse i had to chase it down the street about 50meters lucky the wheels were straight!!
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05-28-2009, 09:07 AM
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#38 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Turbo E so how was your day? | My tax return is stuck in "special processing"  | |
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05-28-2009, 10:22 AM
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#39 | | 【=◈︿◈=】
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Originally Posted by lexluthor09 i see what you did there. | I lawled
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05-28-2009, 11:50 AM
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#40 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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lol this thread is so random, i like it
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05-28-2009, 01:42 PM
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#41 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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on reflection i shoulda just grabbed the old lady away from the car but stupid me thought "hey save the car too!"
now I have something cool to tell my children.
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05-28-2009, 01:43 PM
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#42 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Turbo E on reflection i shoulda just grabbed the old lady away from the car but stupid me thought "hey save the car too!"
now I have something cool to tell my children. | It's because she was old that you didn't grab her. 
If she was younger and/or scantily clad, that would've been the first thing you would have done!
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05-28-2009, 01:47 PM
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#43 | | 【=◈︿◈=】
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Originally Posted by Gumby It's because she was old that you didn't grab her.
If she was younger and/or scantily clad, that would've been the first thing you would have done! | He would've been like
FONG SAU AH, DIU NEI.
and then in chinese
COME HERE SO I CAN POUND YOU
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05-28-2009, 06:31 PM
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#44 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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So today I saw a c-lai about to get crushed in between her corolla and a wall so my friends and I were like "oo shittt manggg," but in cantonese of course. So we ran at her like how Usain Bolt ran in 100m dash, and then we stood there and watched her get crushed. That's one less c-lai driver gone
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05-28-2009, 09:06 PM
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#45 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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good read  I like your heroicness!
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05-29-2009, 10:15 AM
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#46 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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Originally Posted by Gumby It's because she was old that you didn't grab her.
If she was younger and/or scantily clad, that would've been the first thing you would have done! | it would have been all out rape 
"Look out!!! you panties are falling off and your VA JAY JAY is showing! I'll plug it for you and save you from embarassment *GROPE*"
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05-29-2009, 10:20 AM
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#47 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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wow.. epic win for you guys xD
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05-29-2009, 02:14 PM
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#48 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI[/youtube]
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05-29-2009, 11:33 PM
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#49 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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wtf.. this is the most random thread ever.. love it....
god damn.. i need to add something...
i played NHL 09 today.. and i won the cup.. something Canucks couldn't do this year..  | |
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05-30-2009, 07:20 AM
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#50 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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did 2 girls present you with 1 cup?
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