Chopstick | 06-27-2009 02:44 PM | this whole idea is sooo stoopid
it rains in vancouver. who the fuck will ride their bikes in the rain. i can stop there. dumbasses (-_____-).......
and spend 30mins changing into their suits? and all the shit they have to bring to work? laptops? hardcopy files? it'll be like camping everyday, packing their suits and ties and shoes and towels and helmets and hair gel and combs and shit. gotta whore the bathroom every morning when pplz are most pissed off, and piss them off more with ur stinky, sweaty, raunchy bike riding ass. there goes ur freaking bonus cause ur a dick with a base 5 series with a fake m badge, trying to look cool by coming to work in ur dinky bike, sucking up to mother earth, pretending u care. oh, and dont even think about taking the elevator to ur office, might as well walk ur pansy ass up the 20 fucking stories using the stairs. hey, u biked to work, might as well save more precious energy consumption by not using the elevator, otherwise ppl will make fun of u at work for being the half ass little vp cocksucking shit u are
times like this Chopstick wishes he's a decepticon, fire the massive railgun hidden in egypt, blow up the stupid sun, and annihilate all the fucking degenerate fuckshits running the shithurricane gongshows on this pathetic little rock humans call earth http://www.coronacomingattractions.c...screenshot.jpg
"fuck u gm, because ur so fucked up and so "environmentally conscious", i have to transform into this little green shit. i was 30ft tall b4, u knowz. now im a 4 cylinder ecotec autobot. give me faulty wiring and kill me now so in my next life i can be the devastator =.=" |