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06-09-2009, 01:25 AM
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#51 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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06-09-2009, 01:26 AM
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#52 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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a wrench that my buddy owns lol
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06-09-2009, 01:31 AM
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#53 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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My high school Vice Principle's name is Dick Burns
And he is a DICK
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06-09-2009, 01:43 AM
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#54 | | Banned (ABWS)
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dun some parents acutalyl name their kids dick .. and not richard...
what about dickson?
jer jer god?
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06-09-2009, 03:13 AM
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#55 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by dachinesedude Would you rather be named Dick or Ben Chow? | LOL, ben chow, that's the first time i heard it... lol
but yea, i went to school with a kid name harry wang, no one actually made fun of him until highschool. now i know why he wasn't so depressed.
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06-09-2009, 08:02 AM
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#56 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by Sid Vicious why do chinese parents with the last name WANG name their kids harry...or anita, thats much worse | LOL
What about if whynona rider or isaiah rider named their kid Richard? Dick Rider ftw.
No but seriously, why the fuck do ppl insist/prefer to be called dick instead of richard? I never got why you would prefer to be referrred to as a male genital, than a common north american first name. Is originality THAT important?
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06-09-2009, 08:03 AM
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#57 | | Banned (ABWS)
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I once knew a Sukh Heer
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06-09-2009, 08:09 AM
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#58 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by amargovs LOL
No but seriously, why the fuck do ppl insist/prefer to be called dick instead of richard? I never got why you would prefer to be referrred to as a male genital, than a common north american first name. Is originality THAT important? | Because unless you're a juvenile, or a juvenile in an adult's body, only kids take amusement in using the context of "dick" as male genitilia as opposed to the standard short term linggo for Richard.
You guys probably snicker when you see a cuss word in a novel don't you.
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06-09-2009, 08:11 AM
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#59 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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reminds me of a joke my friend told me,
Three moms and their kids went to see a psychologist. The psychologist was explaining why the moms named their kids the way they did. The psychologist went up to the first mom and said, "you are a botanist, so you are obsessed with flowers, thats why you named your daughter Holly". He goes to the second mom and said, "you are an accountant, you have to be down to the penny exact with money numbers, so you named your daughter Penny". And before the psychologist goes up to the third mom, she say grabs her son and says, "come on Dick, lets go."
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06-09-2009, 08:23 AM
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#60 | | I STILL don't get it
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I know of...
Apple(guy)
Winner(guy)
Creamy(girl)
Yes...they are all Chinese
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06-09-2009, 09:07 AM
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#61 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Apple, ok not so bad.......Winner, just kinda stretching it........Creamy, just wtf man.
Are they all female?
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06-09-2009, 09:31 AM
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#62 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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06-09-2009, 10:09 AM
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#63 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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^^^ That's awesome!
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06-09-2009, 10:40 AM
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#64 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by JayF | LOL....so is he Batman or Superman?? Or a hybrid of both!?
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06-09-2009, 10:47 AM
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#65 | | Banned (ABWS)
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I know of a girl who is called Minnie Man.
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06-09-2009, 01:13 PM
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#66 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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so no one can answer why dick = richard but yet everyone knows dick = richard.
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06-09-2009, 01:21 PM
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#67 | | Buy/Sell rules violation; Zero Tolerance
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I was in a conference with a guy named "Long Wang".....
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06-09-2009, 01:27 PM
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#68 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Presto Dick is short for Richard. | Quote:
Originally Posted by KingDeeCee  I thought everyone knew that.... | Quote:
Originally Posted by Timpo PWN3D | Timpo is the ONLY person I know who posts about his self ownage. 
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06-09-2009, 01:41 PM
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#69 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by Timpo No offence to if anyone's name is Dick, but I wouldn't name my kids Dick just because there always be some kids who make fun of those names. So it could be an issue when they grow up and go to school and stuff.
what do you think  | they really like dick
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06-09-2009, 01:45 PM
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#70 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by 124Y LOL....so is he Batman or Superman?? Or a hybrid of both!? | It's Batman, son of Superman. http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=5 Quote: |
First, Suparman. This is, in fact, a very common name among the Javanese who inhabit central and eastern thirds of the island of Java
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The full name, Batman bin Suparman, features an Arabic patronymic construction occasionally used by Muslims in the region. Bin means 'son', so the name is literally "Batman, son of Suparman".
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Batman may be short form for Batmanathan, which is quite a common indian name.
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06-09-2009, 02:13 PM
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#71 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by twitchyzero bill = william | this one i didn't get... but not as much as the dick/richard thing.
I have many friends named richard, i call them rich sometimes XD
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06-09-2009, 02:28 PM
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#72 | | Salad makes me squirt ranch dressing. Only half of that is an analogy.
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Originally Posted by orange7 there's a lumber company called "Dicks Lumber" or something like that. | "Dick's Lumber: We've got Wood!"
that'd be an awesome slogan.
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06-09-2009, 02:32 PM
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#73 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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isn't that guy from vancouver who owns the carrera GT named Dick Hard?
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06-09-2009, 03:40 PM
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#74 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by ilvtofu isn't that guy from vancouver who owns the carrera GT named Dick Hard? | Close. Dick Hardt.
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06-09-2009, 05:44 PM
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#75 | | "Entertainment" mod.
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I remember seeing a movie director with the name Dick Bush, and seeing a Dick Pound as an exec in some company.
Also, in a free newspaper my school gets: a guy named Major Wu!
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