cheating wife....
 

So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Murci. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my car, I see something that I just can't believe. Both wheels on the passenger side have major curb rash. Do you guys think I should replace them with factory or go aftermarket?

Go aftermarket...

while you're there make sure to check for an oil leak and perhaps some rehashed jokes

lol

Shoot her dog

whats her number?

This thread is full of win...

Wow, why not be more creative other than changing the car from Volkswagen Corrado to your "Murci" and coolant leak to curb rash. Sorry, try again.

This is one of the best threads in a long time, for a multitude of reasons. Good work! :lol

go OE... it looks better than most things you can put on the car anyways

this thread needs pics of the murci

I remember seeing a similar one for this about a Jeep with a leaking transmission. Nonetheless, these always win.

ws6ta will make this thread *thumbs up* haha

I'm surprised... you haven't seen this before? I mean, the unimportant details are changed, but the joke has been posted here at least a couple times...

LOL funny. go OEM!

The amount of OFN on here just amazes me.

switch wife with mom and this thread makes more sense.

Have her killed. You dont want half your shit taken away in the divorce.

Nope, I haven't. And what made it extra funny is that the people who HAD seen it were seriously offended, and started mouthing off to the OP. That's what makes this thread (and Revscene) so entertaining. :lol

cool

lulzzzzz

refinish!!!!!

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Belair'ed! -- Nice...

hahaha