cool story bro.

so what happened so far in ur afternoon and evening?

Dude, if your not going to bang the MILF and her daughters pass them this way!

i feel like punching my monitor right now

You're just jealous because you can't be as cool as him or me

this is the ultimate one :thumbsup:


so I went to a swingers club during "bi night" because it was only $35 compared to $175 on regular days. was hoping to meet some chicks . i gave the bartender my wine and asked him to pour me a glass. a cuban guy with a blonde sat next to me. he stroked his hand on my arm. i thought that was fucking weird, so i took my drink and walked around. went to the orgy room where i saw two guys 69ing each other while gay porn was playing on the big screen then i went to the lockers, undressed and hopped in the hot tub. the same couple from earlier came in with me so i nodded to them. the guy came over and rubbed my nipple. i got up and left. i walked around the whole club. there were some people dancing,, and a lot of guys. i went back to the orgy room . now there was a guy laying on a sofa with his ass up in the air. an old dude came over and started pounding him without a condom . a younger guy sucked the guy's dick and then they were 69ing. wtff! so i left there, went back to jump into the hot tub where the same couple was still there. they smiled at me and i smiled back out of politeness. i told him his gf was gorgeous . they kissed and she came over to my other side and he came closer. she kissed me and then we were making out. all of a sudden the guy who was on my left started playing with my nipple again. he bent down to lick it. at this point i was like whatever and started to fondle his gf's tits. then he put his hand on my cock . so i fingered his girl's pussy. he stopped and disappeared. i was like thank god. and then i felt something on my cock. he was licking it . i insantly went soft. so i got up and got between his gf's legs and looked for the hole. the guy came up for air. i couldn't find the hole. next thing you know he's back down and licking my asshole . i tried to ignore it but then it was making me go soft, so i got up and left, got dressed, and left the club completely.

interesting story lol

^ LOL!........

Funny how "murd0c" posted this when he had this guy showering on his avatar few months ago...lol

damm you remember:haha::haha::haha::haha:

If anyone has that picture I have another member in mind who'll get that as an av

^your the one that gave it to me, don't you save your gifs?

i was waiting for the bel air....

I had to read that in two sittings

The biggest shock to me was that some people laughed at that.

WTF

I was expecting a trip to Bel Air....

It was okay funny, but if it had been a bit more subtle it would have been fucken hilarious :lol

LAY off the SHROOMS.

good read though.

What in the fuck

yo, that reminds me of this one time when i was fucking this chick at the park and one of my friends were joking around by trying to take pictures behind a tree so i pushed him into a small cliff the n*gga got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so im thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that n*ggas house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time

tl;dr

LOL

"you raff, you roose!"

didnt even crack a grin. i win.