NUDE critical mass
 

just heard on radio .. naked people on bicycles in downtown somewhere on denman... i want pics in this thread

Naked hippies FTL :(

i concur with above statement.

Ugh. Who wants to see unshaven, flabby hippies?

One of my students told me she's going to check it out. I think she's gonna need some eyebleach ahaha

i've never actually seen these guys, but it seems like they're showing up more and more

sweet

I was walking around granville island today and they all rode by nude shouting something about the new borat movie or something as well.

so its not illegal to be nude in a public place nemore? oO

^ It's illegal, and so are the traffic disruptions caused by Critical Mass, but what is the VPD supposed to do? They have no "leader" (most events are created online, much like Vancouver's Largest Water Fight) so they can't exactly arrest the person in charge.

You don't really want to see them in person. Ran into them once on Burrard Bridge, and they were yelling profanities at us drivers. Pricks. I've also heard stories where people got their cars scratched, and antennas and mirrors broken off as the mob went by. And like buddy said, there are NO naked hotties. :(

Critical Mass has about as much credibility as those (usually ugly ;)) women who think that Feminism = treating men like sh!t.

The way I see it, it's really a way for a bunch of hippies to feel good about themselves while the rest of us drive cars most of them can't afford. Here are a couple of links for your reference. :p

http://www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_Mass

Picture this:

You're cruising DT, maybe shopping or heading to the beach, chillin', when traffic comes to a halt. You sit there, barely moving and see a large group of cyclists approach. As they get closer and closer, you notice they're nude.

The first person, a female, is middle aged, overweight, has loong, straight, thinning hair that's parted down the middle and has large, saggy breasts. They sway apart then together as she peddles, side to side like a pair of oversized and droopy water-balloons, harmoniously swaying in the wind. Her giant nipples gently graze her stretch marked stomach with each movement. The seat seems non-existent as it is fully engulfed by her giant, cellulite dimpled ass.



Shit, can't finish this post. Gotta get ready for a bbq. But you get the idea.............

we seriously need to do something about critical masses

i can imagine ppl getting fired from work for being late due to a critical mass blocking their way..
or ppl having have to spend thousands of dollars to repair their cars from those assholes mobbing by and scratching it

i'm not saying everyone should blame everything on the critical mass... but then they should give a notice so people can avoid them

can't we counter the critical mass with another critical mass....drive our cars in front of them and slow down .. then corner them in a alley and unleash raccoons on them

IT WAS IN TORONTO AS WELL.

Im over in the east for school and saw them strolling Yonge Street. One lagged behind and put his clothes back on.

:fappery:

we should all go buy up the beater car on CL, go to where ever they're going, surround them, and just block them into a corner or something.

i've bumped into these asshats awhile ago.

they seem to want you to punch them off of their bikes or something. Im with friends minding our own business and they start circling around us. =_=

damnit

im so waiting for this to happen

http://autoworld.files.wordpress.com...-cnn-img_1.jpg

critical mass happens at 5pm on the last friday of the month, so unless you start after 5, you won't be losing your job.

but still, if any of these fuckers messed with my car, i'd want to run them down.

i never noticed by theres a cop car in that pic

but the nude critical mass happen at 2-2:30 today .... or the today one not a critical mass jus a bunch of nudies riding bicycles

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCKKKKKKKKK MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

^/6 FUCK!!!

SHOULDA SPOILERED THAT SHIT.

What is Critical Mass?

last time these fucknuts were out they had a motorcycle cop escort them