REVscene - Vancouver Automotive Forum


Welcome to the REVscene Automotive Forum forums.

Registration is Free!You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! The banners on the left side and below do not show for registered users!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us.


Go Back   REVscene Automotive Forum > Automotive Chat > Vancouver Off-Topic / Current Events

Vancouver Off-Topic / Current Events The off-topic forum for Vancouver, funnies, non-auto centered discussions, WORK SAFE. While the rules are more relaxed here, there are still rules. Please refer to sticky thread in this forum.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 06-13-2009, 02:20 PM   #1
Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
 
fliptuner's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Coquitlam
Posts: 21,871
Thanked 15,586 Times in 4,318 Posts
Need $100

From another site...

Quote:
It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea . It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.

The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

Apparently that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business these days.
Advertisement
__________________
feedback

Originally posted by v.b.
can we stop, my pussy hurts...
Originally posted by asian_XL
fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
Originally posted by Fei-Ji
haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
Originally posted by FastAnna
when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad


RSUV #7
fliptuner is offline   Reply With Quote
This post thanked by:
Old 06-13-2009, 02:51 PM   #2
Everyone wants a piece of R S...
 
In_MODeration's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 358
Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts
or the hotel proprietor could of just kept the money at the end
In_MODeration is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 04:52 PM   #3
Banned (ABWS)
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 1,201
Thanked 92 Times in 46 Posts
isn't there interest too....so wen the rich guy lays down his 100 euro on the table .. in reality that starts building up interest
pandalove is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 05:28 PM   #4
RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
 
shenmecar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 8,858
Thanked 2,420 Times in 669 Posts
how the...??
shenmecar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 05:32 PM   #5
HELP ME PLS!!!
 
124Y's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 5,541
Thanked 1,109 Times in 299 Posts
Well it makes total sense...interesting read though.
124Y is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 05:43 PM   #6
Need to Seek Professional Help
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: vancouver
Posts: 1,061
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
that so stupid. None of them had any debt to begin with. If these 5 idiots had sat down and had a little chat, they would have saved a lot of time running around like retards.
Enecsver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 05:47 PM   #7
Banned (ABWS)
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 1,201
Thanked 92 Times in 46 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enecsver View Post
that so stupid. None of them had any debt to begin with. If these 5 idiots had sat down and had a little chat, they would have saved a lot of time running around like retards.
pandalove is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 08:10 PM   #8
My homepage has been set to RS
 
Teriyaki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 2,253
Thanked 1,402 Times in 552 Posts
Actually thats how the world runs in a nutshell. Of course you actually have interest, bankruptcies and so on to complicate the matter but straight and narrow. The world runs on credit.
Teriyaki is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 08:13 PM   #9
RS Operative (G)
 
hal0g0dv2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: GYM
Posts: 12,640
Thanked 4,566 Times in 1,529 Posts
wtf ?
__________________
╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔═╦═╦══╦═╗
║║║║╩╣╚╣═╣║║║║║╩╣
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩╩╩╩═╝
hal0g0dv2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 08:22 PM   #10
Fanboy
 
invader's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Surrey
Posts: 3,596
Thanked 498 Times in 164 Posts
"The Pig Grower"
__________________
---------
invader is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 09:04 PM   #11
Banned (ABWS)
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: vancouver
Posts: 3,303
Thanked 1,107 Times in 271 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by invader View Post
"The Pig Grower"
It's a farmer that grows pigs. Everything comes from a seed.
KingDeeCee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 09:49 PM   #12
RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Coquitlam
Posts: 4,834
Thanked 712 Times in 272 Posts
hotel is short 100
ImportPsycho is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 09:55 PM   #13
WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 1,650
Thanked 348 Times in 165 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Teriyaki View Post
Actually thats how the world runs in a nutshell. Of course you actually have interest, bankruptcies and so on to complicate the matter but straight and narrow. The world runs on credit.
ding ding ding
Carl Johnson is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 10:32 PM   #14
The RS Freebie guru
 
InvisibleSoul's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: East Vancouver
Posts: 22,032
Thanked 2,491 Times in 860 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Teriyaki View Post
Actually thats how the world runs in a nutshell. Of course you actually have interest, bankruptcies and so on to complicate the matter but straight and narrow. The world runs on credit.
Yeah... except in this case, it's just a scaled down smaller localized version of it, which makes it "simple".

In the end, the world's balance HAS to be zero...
InvisibleSoul is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 10:51 PM   #15
Banned By Establishment
 
Shun Izaki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 2
Thanked 266 Times in 124 Posts
the only reason this works is because money is purely a placeholder.

it has no physical debt etc.
Shun Izaki is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-13-2009, 11:40 PM   #16
Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
 
skyxx's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 8,150
Thanked 1,529 Times in 604 Posts
interest = debt. That's why we keep printing money.
__________________
Looking for a Valentine's date. Click for further details

Hi, I'm the milkman. Do you want it in the front or in the back?
I give awesome relationship advice. Trust me.
skyxx is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2009, 12:04 PM   #17
【=◈︿◈=】
 
- kT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 4,939
Thanked 2,099 Times in 558 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by ImportPsycho View Post
hotel is short 100
The hell, no it isn't

the hotel proprietor gave away the 100 euros that he received in exchange for (supposedly) a room, and in the end he got it back cause the tourist didn't want a room

so he didnt rent out any rooms and he didn't receive anything

how's he short 100?
- kT is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2009, 03:14 PM   #18
RS controls my life!
 
Orion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Burnaby
Posts: 731
Thanked 82 Times in 30 Posts
that's how the whole economy works except not 100% on note
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by orion
I know it doesn't make my car faster... its aesthetics
I mean those LV and Gucci also doesn't make you any smarter
Shirlz - Things to do in Vancouver | Web Developer Resource
Orion is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2009, 04:20 PM   #19
I don't like cheese but I love milk!
 
Ferra's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Van
Posts: 1,980
Thanked 895 Times in 243 Posts
How the heck are they "in-debt" to being with if they owe someone $100 but at the same time, someone owe them $100?

They start off with $0 wealth/debt, and ended up with $0 wealth/debt
Ferra is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2009, 04:34 PM   #20
Banned (ABWS)
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 1,201
Thanked 92 Times in 46 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferra View Post
How the heck are they "in-debt" to being with if they owe someone $100 but at the same time, someone owe them $100?

They start off with $0 wealth/debt, and ended up with $0 wealth/debt
are u stupid ? or can't read?

A owes B money
B owes C money
C owes D money
D owes A money
A took 100 dollars from the table then gives to B
B receiving the payment so he can now pay C
C then gets the 100 dollar and pays D
D owes A money so then D gives the 100 dollar to A
then A puts the money back on the table

can't believe people don't understand a simple example like this ....
pandalove is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2009, 06:50 PM   #21
I don't like cheese but I love milk!
 
Ferra's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Van
Posts: 1,980
Thanked 895 Times in 243 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by pandalove View Post
are u stupid ? or can't read?

A owes B money
B owes C money
C owes D money
D owes A money
A took 100 dollars from the table then gives to B
B receiving the payment so he can now pay C
C then gets the 100 dollar and pays D
D owes A money so then D gives the 100 dollar to A
then A puts the money back on the table

can't believe people don't understand a simple example like this ....
are YOU stupid or can't read ? Why are you trying to point out the obvious?? Do you understand or even read what I post??
Let me try to make this a bit easier to understand for you...
A owes B $100 and D owes A $100. This makes A's net worth = $0. None of the people in the example is really in debt. (are you really in debt if you owe someone $100 but the bank owe you $100? )
The tourist didn't magically make the debt problem disappear as the example try to suggest. And like someone has pointed out already, the tourist is irrelevant to being with. These people could've just gotten together and solve everything out.

There is a huge "multiplier" effect in our economy, but money just doesn't come up of nowhere.
Ferra is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2009, 07:20 PM   #22
HELP ME PLS!!!
 
johny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: here
Posts: 5,793
Thanked 146 Times in 67 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferra View Post
How the heck are they "in-debt" to being with if they owe someone $100 but at the same time, someone owe them $100?

They start off with $0 wealth/debt, and ended up with $0 wealth/debt
exactly....

the correct story of how the United States Government is doing business these days.is more like this.... the us government owes 5 000 000 people 1 million each. US government prints 5 trillion dollars without adding any more gold to their stock pile.

6 months later the american people release the money they were given is worth nothing because it's not backed by any commodities. US dollar goes to 2000US dollars for 1 euro. civil war breaks out and the US nukes itself. America, lower Canada, and upper Mexico are gone and the land can't be used for 1000 more years.


in the first example... nobody is really in debt. and a 5 min gathering fixed everything. in the US. everyone is in debt for real... and nothing will fix it.

Last edited by johny; 06-14-2009 at 07:26 PM.
johny is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2009, 07:25 PM   #23
Banned (ABWS)
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 1,201
Thanked 92 Times in 46 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferra View Post
are YOU stupid or can't read ? Why are you trying to point out the obvious?? Do you understand or even read what I post??
Let me try to make this a bit easier to understand for you...
A owes B $100 and D owes A $100. This makes A's net worth = $0. None of the people in the example is really in debt. (are you really in debt if you owe someone $100 but the bank owe you $100? )
The tourist didn't magically make the debt problem disappear as the example try to suggest. And like someone has pointed out already, the tourist is irrelevant to being with. These people could've just gotten together and solve everything out.

There is a huge "multiplier" effect in our economy, but money just doesn't come up of nowhere.
i can't believe you showed your face in this post again and show how fucking stupid you are
if the tourist did not come in to the hotel to put down the $100 then there will be no flow of money for any of them to pay back

their debt won't be zero because they did not take 100 dollars from each other ... mention in the little story .. "service" on credit was given out therefore there was $100 debt

again like i said before this wont work in the real world because there will be interest in that equation

again learn to fucking read before posting idiotic shit asswipe
pandalove is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2009, 07:26 PM   #24
MiX iT Up!
 
tiger_handheld's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: vancouver
Posts: 8,133
Thanked 2,066 Times in 865 Posts
makes 100% sense to me...

waiting for the other economists / wannabe-i know i'm right -economists to chime in .... la la la la
__________________

Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who couldn't give up on them.


Make the effort and take the risk..

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't." - Eleanor Roosevelt
tiger_handheld is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2009, 07:51 PM   #25
HELP ME PLS!!!
 
johny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: here
Posts: 5,793
Thanked 146 Times in 67 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by pandalove View Post
i can't believe you showed your face in this post again and show how fucking stupid you are
if the tourist did not come in to the hotel to put down the $100 then there will be no flow of money for any of them to pay back
your the dumbass... none of them were in debt, and if the tourist and his money never showed up, they could have worked it out without any money transfer.
johny is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:32 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
SEO by vBSEO ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.
Revscene.net cannot be held accountable for the actions of its members nor does the opinions of the members represent that of Revscene.net