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06-14-2009, 12:01 AM
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#26 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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bum: "do you hav any change?"
my frnd: "no sorry"
bum: "....bills then?"
true story
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06-14-2009, 12:23 AM
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#27 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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This happens to me a lot.
As I'm walking down the street or just outside, smoking.
Bum:
Hey, buddy, you got an extra smoke?
Me:
1. I don't smoke.
2. No, none of them are extra. I smoke them all.
3. You got a dollar?
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06-14-2009, 12:25 AM
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#28 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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One night while working in the pr0n shop I had a guy come in talking on his cel phone, dressed decently (not bad, not extremely well) and ask me for some money.
This was back in the day when I worked 12 hours a night and went to school just to scrape by. I didn't even have a celphone. Fuck. Seriously, fuck that shit.
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06-14-2009, 01:20 AM
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#29 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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anyone have an aggressive squeegie kid?? they dont even ask anymore.. they just come up to your damn window and clean it for you!
happened to my friend while i was in his car...he was waiting at a stop.. and he just washed his car earlier in the day, then the asshole comes up and just washes it ... that was so fucked up!
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06-14-2009, 01:31 AM
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#30 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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I just simply tell them that i dont have a job.
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06-14-2009, 03:14 AM
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#31 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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I know a girl who helps her mom at their hair salon and she told me least a dozen homeless got balls to walk in and ask for spare money.
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06-14-2009, 03:34 AM
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#32 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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I just tell them I owe my bank a $700,000 loan. I then ask them a few dollars off their welfare cheque. Afterwards, I just give em a  | |
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06-14-2009, 06:50 AM
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#33 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by Crossbone  anyone have an aggressive squeegie kid?? they dont even ask anymore.. they just come up to your damn window and clean it for you!
happened to my friend while i was in his car...he was waiting at a stop.. and he just washed his car earlier in the day, then the asshole comes up and just washes it ... that was so fucked up! | i hate that. when your car is nice and clean and they 'clean' your window and leave streaks on it.
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06-14-2009, 09:17 AM
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#34 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Once when I was back in Vancouver I came out of the liquor store on Alberni? on a summer evening and a homeless man asked me for money. I said I had none, but I'd have a cold beer with him. He agreed and we drank and talked for like half an hour while I waited for my buddies to call me haha.
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06-14-2009, 09:24 AM
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#35 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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I've run into mostly courteous pan handlers, only one aggressive who tried to attack be at the BK down at Main and Terminal. For the most part, they seem harmless, but after the one tried to attack me, I've stopped caring about their well being and started worrying more about my safety.
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06-14-2009, 11:00 AM
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#36 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by El Bastardo Has anyone had to deal with panhandlers becoming more aggressive these days? A few years ago when I first moved downtown I posted up an incident where one shoved me around and since then I haven't had any issues. Now it seems like they're getting more and more ballsy.
I'm in line at the 7-11 and they're begging everyone for change. I'm driving down the street and they don't even offer to clean windows anymore, they just come hammering on windows for money.
The coup de gras came today when I was crossing the street. Seriously, thats all I was doing. Crossing the street.
One of them kept getting in front of me like he was trying to collect some sort of junkie crosswalk tax.
Anyone finding they have problems with this trash? | this isn't some e-wang thing - but are you not very big? i've never seen any panhandlers get in my way, and NEVER touch me, but then again, i'm 6'7" and thus would tower over any bum (bums always seem to be short, guess its the malnutrition)
feel free to knock them out, seriously
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06-14-2009, 11:00 AM
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#37 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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i never give them money unless they have a dog (I feel bad for the dog not the bum) or if they have some hilarious sign like...TOO UGLY TO BE A PROSTITUTE NEED CHANGE FOR FOOD lol
If they get aggressive its because they think they can. If you give them a look like your going to kick the few teeth they have out of their mouth they won't even ask you for change...
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06-14-2009, 11:14 AM
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#38 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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I rarely give them money unless they at least show an effort to earn some money by singing, playing an instrument, or squeegie the car. Most of them don't even fuckin bother trying to get a job.
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06-14-2009, 11:30 AM
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#39 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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Originally Posted by 4444 this isn't some e-wang thing - but are you not very big? i've never seen any panhandlers get in my way, and NEVER touch me, but then again, i'm 6'7" and thus would tower over any bum (bums always seem to be short, guess its the malnutrition)
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I'm 5'11 and would love to, but at the risk of cross posting; I don't want any more legal issues like I mentioned in the "Bad Police Encounters" thread
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06-14-2009, 02:43 PM
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#40 | | Peanut Butter Jelly with a Baseball Bat!
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hunny, you need to move out of downtown :P
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06-14-2009, 03:58 PM
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#41 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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never give em money EVER. give to a homeless shelter if you must.
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06-14-2009, 04:39 PM
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#42 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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I was out eating Donair with a friend just across Harbour Center.
Suddenly, a hobo came asking for a change but I told him I spent them all on my Donair.
Then he said some shit and gave me this shrug and disappointed look like if I was supposed to give him money.
GET A JOB! You have limbs for Gods sake. They were given to you for a purpose!
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06-14-2009, 05:09 PM
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#43 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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I was just standing outside future shop on robson, and this homeless person gets really close to my friend, asking her when the Bus comes, I told him in 5 mins, and he still walks closer to my friend who is backing off. We just crossed the street when the light changed and he stayed there though, Probably spotted my 24" pythons and backed off.
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06-14-2009, 07:27 PM
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#44 | | Banned (ABWS)
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This aggressive panhandling act is going to be interesting next year for the Olympics.
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06-14-2009, 07:49 PM
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#45 | | I STILL don't get it
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Anyone ever laid down the law on these hobos going too far ?
just curious share your experience
A hobo was following my friend once off the skytrain while he was coming home from work , he turned around whipped a full redbull at his face and drop kicked him in the chest .
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06-14-2009, 08:44 PM
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#46 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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06-14-2009, 08:50 PM
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#47 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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^^shoulda kicked him into an oncoming skytrain!
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06-14-2009, 09:07 PM
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#48 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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AHAHAH at the dropkick
usually i just ask them for change before they can ask me, it throws them hella offgaurd
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