Wolfram | Alpha
 

kid carson show was talking about this site this morning, so i decided to check it out at work.

my gawd its awesome!

www.wolframalpha.com

ask it any question. I dare you.

just to get you started, try asking

"Are you skynet?"

"What does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

"where am i?"

also works with math questions too.

try typing in "y=x^2"

omfg it has the best answer to the meaning of life

This thing solves algebra too! Where was this thing when I was in math?

42. :haha:

LOL...nice find!

http://www06.wolframalpha.com/input/...+%2B+2+oranges

wow this is amazing!

didn't this come out a month ago? you guys slow..haha j/k :p

this thign is wrong. it says tupac shakur is dead.....

you mustve been listening too. hahaha

Heard it this morning too on Kid Carson.

Damn, so much for Graphing Calculators.

Great, now I'm gonna spend the next few hours trying to fool this thing.
Complex math - yes.
Logarithms - yes.
Derivatives - yes.
Indefinite Integrals - yes.
Definite Integral - yes. Area under the curve..
Parametric planes - yes. 3x+5y+z=5 It won't graph parabolic cylinders or any funky conics though.
Differential equations - yes. Tried up to 3rd order, still works. Would've come in useful during undergrad!
Laplace transforms - yes!? Damn!
Root locus - no.
Bode plot - no.

This thing is fucking useless.

It can't tell me whether Jews are useful or not.

The thing can't do friction coefficient equations as far as I know...

That is fail. We all already know the answer to that one.

lol Bode plot, who really needs bode plot.

wow it even shows steps for calculations

How do you input integrals. This could be useful

EDIT: nvm haha this is pretty slick. If only it showed the anti-differentiation steps.

i asked where is british columbia and it responded that it isn't sure what to do with my input...

I just asked it if alphamale's going to get points for this post, and it said yes.
http://www.usedjdmparts.net/code/a64...9af03d775e.gif

bullshit

the first question Chopstick asked is:

"is Elvis alive?"

and the dumb shit isnt sure wut to do with the question (-___-)....

then i just asked if its stupid and he came up with a "its true i have much to learn, but im a fast learner" to save its own ass

so i waited a bit and asked "well is Elvis alive now?" and wut do u know... still dunno wut to do with the answer....

its clear this thing is stupid.

so Chopstick told the thing it sucked, and it got all technical with me, trying to distract me from the utter truth, making Chopstick mad

stupid thing is probably operating in vista

interesting how you refer to yourself in third person.