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06-17-2009, 09:15 AM
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kid carson show was talking about this site this morning, so i decided to check it out at work.
my gawd its awesome! www.wolframalpha.com
ask it any question. I dare you.
just to get you started, try asking
"Are you skynet?"
"What does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"where am i?"
also works with math questions too.
try typing in "y=x^2"
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06-17-2009, 09:21 AM
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omfg it has the best answer to the meaning of life
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06-17-2009, 09:22 AM
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This thing solves algebra too! Where was this thing when I was in math?
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06-17-2009, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe  omfg it has the best answer to the meaning of life | 42.  | |
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06-17-2009, 09:34 AM
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LOL...nice find!
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06-17-2009, 10:29 AM
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#6 | | RS controls my life!
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06-17-2009, 10:48 AM
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didn't this come out a month ago? you guys slow..haha j/k 
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06-17-2009, 11:09 AM
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#8 | | Banned By Establishment
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this thign is wrong. it says tupac shakur is dead.....
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06-17-2009, 12:05 PM
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#9 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by Amped | you mustve been listening too. hahaha
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06-17-2009, 01:30 PM
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Heard it this morning too on Kid Carson.
Damn, so much for Graphing Calculators.
Great, now I'm gonna spend the next few hours trying to fool this thing.
Complex math - yes.
Logarithms - yes.
Derivatives - yes.
Indefinite Integrals - yes.
Definite Integral - yes. Area under the curve..
Parametric planes - yes. 3x+5y+z=5 It won't graph parabolic cylinders or any funky conics though.
Differential equations - yes. Tried up to 3rd order, still works. Would've come in useful during undergrad!
Laplace transforms - yes!? Damn!
Root locus - no.
Bode plot - no.
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06-17-2009, 01:39 PM
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#11 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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This thing is fucking useless.
It can't tell me whether Jews are useful or not.
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06-17-2009, 02:04 PM
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The thing can't do friction coefficient equations as far as I know...
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06-17-2009, 02:27 PM
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#13 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by Alphamale This thing is fucking useless.
It can't tell me whether Jews are useful or not. | That is fail. We all already know the answer to that one.
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06-17-2009, 05:39 PM
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#14 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by slammer111 Heard it this morning too on Kid Carson.
Damn, so much for Graphing Calculators.
Great, now I'm gonna spend the next few hours trying to fool this thing.
Complex math - yes.
Logarithms - yes.
Derivatives - yes.
Indefinite Integrals - yes.
Definite Integral - yes. Area under the curve..
Parametric planes - yes. 3x+5y+z=5 It won't graph parabolic cylinders or any funky conics though.
Differential equations - yes. Tried up to 3rd order, still works. Would've come in useful during undergrad!
Laplace transforms - yes!? Damn!
Root locus - no.
Bode plot - no. | lol Bode plot, who really needs bode plot.
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06-17-2009, 05:57 PM
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#15 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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wow it even shows steps for calculations
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06-17-2009, 06:15 PM
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#16 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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How do you input integrals. This could be useful
EDIT: nvm haha this is pretty slick. If only it showed the anti-differentiation steps.
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06-17-2009, 06:33 PM
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#17 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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i asked where is british columbia and it responded that it isn't sure what to do with my input...
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06-17-2009, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Alphamale This thing is fucking useless.
It can't tell me whether Jews are useful or not. | I just asked it if alphamale's going to get points for this post, and it said yes.  | |
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06-17-2009, 07:20 PM
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#19 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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bullshit
the first question Chopstick asked is:
"is Elvis alive?"
and the dumb shit isnt sure wut to do with the question (-___-)....
then i just asked if its stupid and he came up with a "its true i have much to learn, but im a fast learner" to save its own ass
so i waited a bit and asked "well is Elvis alive now?" and wut do u know... still dunno wut to do with the answer....
its clear this thing is stupid.
so Chopstick told the thing it sucked, and it got all technical with me, trying to distract me from the utter truth, making Chopstick mad
stupid thing is probably operating in vista
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06-17-2009, 09:01 PM
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#20 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by Chopstick bullshit
the first question Chopstick asked is:
"is Elvis alive?"
and the dumb shit isnt sure wut to do with the question (-___-)....
then i just asked if its stupid and he came up with a "its true i have much to learn, but im a fast learner" to save its own ass
so i waited a bit and asked "well is Elvis alive now?" and wut do u know... still dunno wut to do with the answer....
its clear this thing is stupid.
so Chopstick told the thing it sucked, and it got all technical with me, trying to distract me from the utter truth, making Chopstick mad
stupid thing is probably operating in vista | interesting how you refer to yourself in third person.
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