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06-17-2009, 07:03 PM
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#1 | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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Here's quite a thrilling story I went through today....
As some of you know, the Richmond RCMP/School District recently issued a warning to parents regarding the potential kidnapping of an Asian Elementary School student... Living in Richmond, being Chinese, and having a brother in Elementary school - It affected me. But today is where the shit rolls downhill towards Pedobear. While my brother was out on the driveway doing slapshots against the garage door, some shirtless Cantonese guy on a moped comes and asks them "can I come and play". As my brother is perfectly aware of the situation, he (and his friend) simply ignored him and stood there. Guy drove away, then came back 5 minutes later with a chick in a bikini, and said hi "like she was high" (direct quote from my brother). I called the cops - I haven't seen that moped guy in my neighborhood before, and he was doing some freaky shit.  , and plus the current RCMP warning, my parents were freaking out.
I eventually gave chase (that's right, a TL chasing a moped) to that guy when he decided to come back AGAIN, and followed to his house, where I found a silver CLS, and a yellow S2000 (just a lip spoiler I think) - that is when I thought maybe these guys were on RS...
This was in the Maple area in Richmond btw...
Just want to let whichever guy did this know (given he is on RS) that I take no offense to you, but what you did today was certainly daunting and beyond what I thought was possible.
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06-17-2009, 07:08 PM
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Pix of said chick in bikini, kthxbai.
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06-17-2009, 07:12 PM
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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a meme, known as Pedobear
I'm a pedophiliac born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Luring some loli's over to my side
I even searched for loli's all inside of the school
When Chris Hansen
Who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I took a seat and everybody got scared
They said 'You're going to jail, you filthy Pedobear!'
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they tranquillised me and sent me on my way
I was really depressed 'cause i got a one way ticket
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
There ain't no little girls, what kind of bullshit is that?
Is this the life people in jail are living out
Hmmmmm i'm getting out of here, i screamed really loud
But wait I hear they're all tough, and sodomise and that
Is jail the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the mighty Pedobear
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I attempted to escape
I made it outside
Now i just got to hitch me a ride
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'PEDOPHILE' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'I'm Pedobear!'
I pulled up to a school about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
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06-17-2009, 07:24 PM
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#4 | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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^LOL WTF!
Thanks for making me laugh though man... I'm still pretty stressed out by what happened earlier
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06-17-2009, 07:26 PM
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So you gave the RCMP the plate of the moped?
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06-17-2009, 07:28 PM
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I seriously LOL'd.
Ok, back to the OP....that's pretty fucked up. Keep us posted if you see him again and what the cops say.
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06-17-2009, 07:30 PM
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wow dude.
i don't live in richmond...
bby hs's... watch out |
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06-17-2009, 07:57 PM
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#8 | F**K YOUR HEAD
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how old is ur bro?
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06-17-2009, 09:05 PM
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that is fucked up. sorry i dont know richmond areas, but where is this Maple area?
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06-17-2009, 09:14 PM
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tell him to use that hockey stick as a weapon if it occurs again.
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06-17-2009, 09:16 PM
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#11 | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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Originally Posted by impactX So you gave the RCMP the plate of the moped? | No, I got better information - their address Quote:
Originally Posted by Jah Al Zawahiri I seriously LOL'd.
Ok, back to the OP....that's pretty fucked up. Keep us posted if you see him again and what the cops say. | Cops came and did a very basic interview with my bro and I. Got some info, and then said. "Well for one thing we can ticket him for not wearing a helmet, but otherwise I can go over there and let them know that such behaviour has been noted and is not acceptable no matter what the situation is" - which I told him to do, but I also told him to hold back on the ticket... I don't want to piss off a bunch of teenagers who saw where my car was parked. Quote:
Originally Posted by ilvtofu how old is ur bro? | just turned 12 yesterday Quote:
Originally Posted by shenmecar that is fucked up. sorry i dont know richmond areas, but where is this Maple area? | The block just West of No.2 Rd and South of Francis.
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06-17-2009, 10:58 PM
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#12 | F**K YOUR HEAD
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^right he didn't actually do anything,
one could argue he was just riding by the neighbourhood being friendly and saying hi to everyone. so theres no point taking this too seriously. Although I'm no parent, I don't think in this case we can get too far with the prosecution.
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06-17-2009, 11:11 PM
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Yah, the cops can't do much unless a crime was committed. I would just keep an eye out for the guy, if he comes around again harassing your brother I would seriously fuck him up.
By the way, I'm waiting for someone to do a pedobear/moped chop lol.
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06-17-2009, 11:12 PM
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#14 | F**K YOUR HEAD
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lol needs to have one of those sidecars, dunno what you call them, or a car towed behind
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06-17-2009, 11:18 PM
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Did you write down the address?
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06-17-2009, 11:39 PM
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pics of the chick in the bikini or it didnt happen
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06-18-2009, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by tc_terencec silver CLS, and a yellow S2000 (just a lip spoiler I think) - that is when I thought maybe these guys were on RS... |
errr.. not all cls and s2k owners are rs members
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06-18-2009, 12:14 AM
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get the address and I shall summon the RS BDC!
RS BEAT DOWN CREW AGAINST THAT GUY ON THE BIKE:
1) DIGGY
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06-18-2009, 07:35 AM
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#19 | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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Originally Posted by orange7 errr.. not all cls and s2k owners are rs members | Yeah I know... But It would be a good guess.
And BTW I passed by the douchefag's house again today... saw a current gen MDX with a HUGE decepticon sticker on it's back window.
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06-18-2009, 07:51 AM
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LOLOLOL Whats the deal with these fucking decepticon stickers man
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06-18-2009, 08:04 AM
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#21 | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Originally Posted by tc_terencec Yeah I know... But It would be a good guess.
And BTW I passed by the douchefag's house again today... saw a current gen MDX with a HUGE decepticon sticker on it's back window. | Definitely someone on RS at least knows this fucker, It's not possible not to with this list!
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06-18-2009, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by tc_terencec Yeah I know... But It would be a good guess.
And BTW I passed by the douchefag's house again today... saw a current gen MDX with a HUGE decepticon sticker on it's back window. |
maybe a better guess would be s2k forum member or a cls forum member
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06-18-2009, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by tc_terencec Here's quite a thrilling story I went through today....
As some of you know, the Richmond RCMP/School District recently issued a warning to parents regarding the potential kidnapping of an Asian Elementary School student... Living in Richmond, being Chinese, and having a brother in Elementary school - It affected me. But today is where the shit rolls downhill towards Pedobear. While my brother was out on the driveway doing slapshots against the garage door, some shirtless Cantonese guy on a moped comes and asks them "can I come and play". As my brother is perfectly aware of the situation, he (and his friend) simply ignored him and stood there. Guy drove away, then came back 5 minutes later with a chick in a bikini, and said hi "like she was high" (direct quote from my brother). I called the cops - I haven't seen that moped guy in my neighborhood before, and he was doing some freaky shit.  , and plus the current RCMP warning, my parents were freaking out.
I eventually gave chase (that's right, a TL chasing a moped) to that guy when he decided to come back AGAIN, and followed to his house, where I found a silver CLS, and a yellow S2000 (just a lip spoiler I think) - that is when I thought maybe these guys were on RS...
This was in the Maple area in Richmond btw...
Just want to let whichever guy did this know (given he is on RS) that I take no offense to you, but what you did today was certainly daunting and beyond what I thought was possible. | Ok fixed. Where are the pics?
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06-19-2009, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by tc_terencec silver CLS, and a yellow S2000 (just a lip spoiler I think) - that is when I thought maybe these guys were on RS... | Quote:
Originally Posted by tc_terencec saw a current gen MDX with a HUGE decepticon sticker on it's back window. | LOL I have a friend who has almost all of these cars.
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06-19-2009, 01:56 AM
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would you just do us all a favour and go back to the house and take a pic of the girl in a bikini?
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