Took an unusual dump just now
 

Hey sorry for the blunt use of the term for the subject title, i shall refer to "dump" with the proper medical term: "stool".

Anyways, I had a bowel movement just now (took a dump) and I noticed that after my stool hit the water, the water started fizzing up like in a carbonated drink. Just wondering if this means anything, or if its a sign of bad health?

from the sounds of it, it sounds like the fizz is from the nitrious oxide in your stool

or maybe your shit is BLAZZZZZZING HOTTTT!!!! did it burn your asshole?

:worthless:

maybe someone was trying to clean the toilet bowl with bleach.

happens to me all the time and i realized that bleach or some cleaning solution was poured in before i took at piss/dump

did it smell like baking soda?

What did you eat/drink?

Have you been shoving pop rocks up your ass again?


But no, are you sure it was your excement, or the outcome of what was previously already in the toilet before you did your business?

Wow, I haven't read anything funny for quiet a while now, lol.

I got really close to it to smell it but i didnt smell anythign because it was underwater and i didn't have gloves so i couldn't extract it and take samples for examination

i ate some microwavable stuff before hand. is it possible the water could be boiling in the toilet as the microwaves left over in my feces are released into the atmosphere after it landed on the water?

the toilet didn't have anybody elses dump in it, if thats what your saying. but under normal circumstances, i wouldn't take a dump if somebody elses dump was in the toilet before me. anyways, to get to the point, the toilet was completely clean before i did my business on it

he meant if somebody cleaned the toilet with chemicals before hand.

This thread is too funny. :D Then again, maybe I am just immature...

nope, it was probably at least 2 days since it got cleaned. the toilet isnt used much, but it definitely had no chemicals in it.

i know its not normal for toilet water to sparkle and fizz after taking a dump. does this not happen to anyone else? although ive never done anything gay or had anal sex, could the sparkling toilet water mean i have an STD?

Dude! Happened to me before too. It just like *plop* then *fizz* its kinda like one of those Jones Soda candies exploding in the toilet.

Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relief it is?


Berz out.

ahaha loser :p

op I think you might want to get that checked out

take another dump and see if it makes the same fizzing sound

thats sum crazy shit bra lol.

I would do a control and eat/drink the same stuff you did and use the same toilet and see if it happens again. this time make a vid!!!

is this thread for real?

i don't think the OP is being serious, LOL

^ that's weak... I'll post a way better one up later tonight... about to go out so I'm totally not in the mood right now...

i know its unusual but i am serious.

i took your advice and i know that day i didnt eat anything unusual. however, recently i began drinking pop to see if that can make my stool fizz the toilet water but it doesnt work. i also tried (serious) pouring in 7up in the water to see if it gets the same effect as the time i took a dump and made the water fizz, but the 7up didnt really have as much "fizz" effect as my dump did that day.

i tried eating a lot of healthy foods and noticed it plopped out a lot easier, clean pinch. i also tried eating junk foods and it was softer, not a clean pinch (had to wipe a lot of times).

anyone have any ideas what couldve triggered the fizz?

New Sig:haha:

I just finished an episode on House (season 3, episode 22) and this vegan patient complained that his stool were 'floating'. House says the guy is cheating by eating a greasy burger. The undigested fat in the food caused the stool to float.

Now the fizziness made me wonder if you had refried beans. I am thinking you had tons of microwaved burritos.

you mentioned the toilet hadn't been used for a couple of days...maybe it was b/c the water was warm or idle too long? b/c of that anything introduced to the water could cause bubbles, try it with a cup of water..or maybe the toilet