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07-11-2009, 06:28 AM
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#26 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by Marco911  ^^Hahah. Are you lecturing me about sex? Rest assured, your experience pales compared to mine. | Arent you also like 30 years old?
Lets just say when I got laid off more then one girl told me I should do porn. One girl is actually trying to convince me to become a gigolo. And a couple other girls keep hooking up with me even though they are no longer single.. I've also gotten laid just based off girls gossiping before.
Being completely shaved down there works well for 2 reasons
1) When I'm talking to a girl I usually end up talking about sex. When you tell a girl you are most likely smoother then her she will get curious. It pretty much gives me an excuse to get naked. Once that happens I get what I want.
2) When a girl is on top there is nothing hotter then her going balls deep and riding me. Sure when you are trimmed she can do the same thing but after a while the hairs start irritating her.
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07-11-2009, 07:07 AM
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#27 | | Marcosexual Fan Club, CEO
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Originally Posted by penner2k Arent you also like 30 years old?
Lets just say when I got laid off more then one girl told me I should do porn. One girl is actually trying to convince me to become a gigolo. And a couple other girls keep hooking up with me even though they are no longer single.. I've also gotten laid just based off girls gossiping before. | Yes, I'm like 30, but I also look at least 5 yrs younger than my age. The last girl I hooked up with (a 21 yr old Dutch chick I met last weekend at a club) admitted she wanted to kiss me before she even talked to me. And you've clearly had less than 30 sexual partners if you still have to try that hard in bed. I'm easily into the triple digits, and when you have that much experience, you don't give a fuck (no pun intended). I get laid because of my charisma and sex appeal as a PERSON rather than how I actually perform under the sheets.  So keep trying to bite my style, kiddo. Quote:
Being completely shaved down there works well for 2 reasons
1) When I'm talking to a girl I usually nd up talking about sex. When you tell a girl you are most likely smoother then her she will get curious. It pretty much gives me an excuse to get naked. Once that happens I get what I want.
| If you want smooth, sleep with an Asian. Seriously.
2) When a girl is on top there is nothing hotter then her going balls deep and riding me. Sure when you are trimmed she can do the same thing but after a while the hairs start irritating her.[/QUOTE]
When you're trimmed, your hairs are long enough that they are still soft. Unless you shave right before sex, you are likely to still have stubble that will be rough.
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07-11-2009, 07:44 AM
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#28 | | The sound of inevitability
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Originally Posted by Marco911 Yes, I'm like 30, but I also look at least 5 yrs younger than my age. The last girl I hooked up with (a 21 yr old Dutch chick I met last weekend at a club) admitted she wanted to kiss me before she even talked to me. And you've clearly had less than 30 sexual partners if you still have to try that hard in bed. I'm easily into the triple digits, and when you have that much experience, you don't give a fuck (no pun intended). I get laid because of my charisma and sex appeal as a PERSON rather than how I actually perform under the sheets. So keep trying to bite my style, kiddo.
If you want smooth, sleep with an Asian. Seriously.
2) When a girl is on top there is nothing hotter then her going balls deep and riding me. Sure when you are trimmed she can do the same thing but after a while the hairs start irritating her. | 
Jesus Christ, you both have so much prove to each other. Why don't you thunder faggots cut this shit out, get back on topic . No one gives a shit about how many desperate chicks both of you slept with.
Trust me, if the girl's you've been sleeping with had any class, you wouldn't have boned them.
Besides, I bet both of you tried cock at least once.
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mixed girls that look predominatly asian with subtle caucasian features=what i'd give my left nut for
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07-11-2009, 09:01 AM
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#29 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Makes sense Marco with the euro car and the euro bush euro chix etc. Euro chest hair and gold bling bling? Nothing like some nice euro chix with some hair on her arm u can really hang onto.
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07-11-2009, 10:21 AM
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#30 | | Ricer Mod
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Originally Posted by SpuGen Get a body shaver. It's $25 from Superstore.
3 different attachments, zero chance of aftershave on your balls. Ask 604_cefiro. |
NEVER use an electric. The skin doesn't go tight enough and gets pulled into the blades causing a row of nicked skin. Trust me I've done it.. .and then figured I was an idiot and so tried again another time and nicked em again.
Razor only and prepare for itch for the first few months of starting shaving.
Berz out.
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07-11-2009, 11:24 AM
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#31 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by The7even
Jesus Christ, you both have so much prove to each other. Why don't you thunder faggots cut this shit out, get back on topic . No one gives a shit about how many desperate chicks both of you slept with.
Trust me, if the girl's you've been sleeping with had any class, you wouldn't have boned them.
Besides, I bet both of you tried cock at least once. | I love how you say that girls that hook up with a guy without loving them are desperate and have no class.
This is the 21s Century dude. Sex is fun and not everyone wants to be committed to someone. Call me a slut.. Call the girls I hook up with sluts. I'm safe and I dont lie about what I want(in fact I'm brutally honest)..
I dont go around telling people that have a SO that what they are doing is dumb (even though for a younger person I do believe it sorta is.. live your life a little before you settle down).
And as far as the cock comment goes. No.. I havent. Cant speak for marco though.
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07-11-2009, 10:00 PM
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#32 | | The sound of inevitability
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Originally Posted by penner2k I love how you say that girls that hook up with a guy without loving them are desperate and have no class.
This is the 21s Century dude. Sex is fun and not everyone wants to be committed to someone. Call me a slut.. Call the girls I hook up with sluts. I'm safe and I dont lie about what I want(in fact I'm brutally honest)..
I dont go around telling people that have a SO that what they are doing is dumb (even though for a younger person I do believe it sorta is.. live your life a little before you settle down).
And as far as the cock comment goes. No.. I havent. Cant speak for marco though. | Not much wrong with just having sex for fun and being safe. It's a totally other thing to brag so much about it that it ends up sounding as if you've got something to prove. It get's rather annoying. Besides, Marco won't think you're any cooler whether you've banged 5 chicks or 500. And Vice versa.
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mixed girls that look predominatly asian with subtle caucasian features=what i'd give my left nut for
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07-12-2009, 01:53 AM
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#33 | | Banned (ABWS)
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lol.. this thread is quite gay. We need a girl to reply in here.
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07-12-2009, 02:49 AM
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#34 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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Internet: "My cock is 14 inches baby!"
Real Life: "I have a tiny penis =("
When someone tries to randomly prove something on the internet, it's most likely because they are ashamed of the opposite.
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07-12-2009, 09:25 AM
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#35 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by Dan_Guy Internet: "My cock is 14 inches baby!"
Real Life: "I have a tiny penis =("
When someone tries to randomly prove something on the internet, it's most likely because they are ashamed of the opposite. | True... BUT... there are people on here that actually know me..
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07-12-2009, 02:30 PM
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#36 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Originally Posted by Dan_Guy Internet: "My cock is 14 inches baby!"
Real Life: "I have a tiny penis =("
When someone tries to randomly prove something on the internet, it's most likely because they are ashamed of the opposite. | Not really, hahah I always go. I have a small penis, I'm freakin asian after all...there No offense to other asians Lol...
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07-12-2009, 02:53 PM
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#37 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Penner and marco need to fuck each other to find the winner.
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07-12-2009, 03:25 PM
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#38 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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this reminds me of that guy telling us how it hurt when he shaved his ass or something in relationships forum
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07-12-2009, 03:55 PM
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#39 | | I is Romanian
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Originally Posted by penner2k True... BUT... there are people on here that actually know me.. | Know you as in you have shown them your penis? Get on the topic jacka$$.
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