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07-13-2009, 02:20 PM
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In high school, I said "I don't want to take the bus with x!" and x was walking in front of me and heard everything. He turned around and I said "oh, sorry..."
I think my response was the most awkward part...
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07-13-2009, 02:55 PM
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Another good story from highschool.
Got invited to a party at a buddy's house. I knew he was a "mutt" but had no idea what type of blood was in him, other than that he was half-British. I had just stepped in (1st time there) and some Filipino middle-aged woman came over and stuck out her hand. If you are Honger-raised, you know that where we come from, Filipino = nanny. So I pick up my shoes and give them to her. Right then my buddy says "Hey dood, meet my mom." Turns out she was trying to shake my hand. 
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07-13-2009, 03:04 PM
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#28 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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07-13-2009, 03:09 PM
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#29 | | I STILL don't get it
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Back in the highschool days,
A buddy's dad was driving us out. Then for some reason, we were making fun people's names. I made a statement about how the name Richard sounds pretty lame. The whole car goes quiet, but I didn't think much of it... We finally got to where we needed to go and got off the car.
My buddy came over and told me his dad's (the guy driving) name is Richard.
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07-13-2009, 03:23 PM
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This was back in grade 9 during a silent reading period.
We were sitting in a cluster of desks, and one friend was doodling and drawing the name of our other friend, Leo.
After awhile, he suddenly says "Oh, for fuck's sake..." in an annoyed manner.
A few of us were wondering what the problem was...
We look over and see what he had just drew, and saw he had drawn in BIG BLOCK LETTER:
LOE
It was silent reading period, so a few of us were busting our guts, but had to try our hardest to refrain from laughing... it was like those Japanese silent library prank shows. =P
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07-13-2009, 03:36 PM
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^ 
It's like that Married With Children ep where Kelly (the daughter) makes a short film called SHEOS (instead of SHOES).
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07-13-2009, 03:53 PM
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#32 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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this was back in highschool...it was a bio class and learning about species/animals. the teach was trying to pass time and end up playing a game (single animal to more than one) ie. duck to ducks..blah blah blah so teach was asking us what is plural for mouse? this dizty chick raises her hand and says meese
the class was all laughing at her
totally epic
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07-13-2009, 04:09 PM
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#33 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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^ lol
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07-13-2009, 04:16 PM
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#34 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul  This was back in grade 9 during a silent reading period.
We were sitting in a cluster of desks, and one friend was doodling and drawing the name of our other friend, Leo.
After awhile, he suddenly says "Oh, for fuck's sake..." in an annoyed manner.
A few of us were wondering what the problem was...
We look over and see what he had just drew, and saw he had drawn in BIG BLOCK LETTER:
LOE
It was silent reading period, so a few of us were busting our guts, but had to try our hardest to refrain from laughing... it was like those Japanese silent library prank shows. =P |
Haha I have a funny silent reading story to tell,
During reading break this year in my physics class, one of the 3 grade 10's in our Gr11. class sitting right in the middle of the room let out a huge loud fart. I doubt neone could smell it but the noise was incredible!
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07-13-2009, 04:59 PM
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#35 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Was about to kiss a girl but ended up headbutting each other.
My nose bled.
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07-13-2009, 05:11 PM
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Was about to headbutt my friend but ended up kissing each other
His face bled
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07-13-2009, 05:19 PM
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I went to a friend's place to drink and i had never met his wife etc. So he decides to show me a picture of his niece he says is pretty, he proceeds to load up a picture of her and some other girl and asks me what i think...
I answer honestly, well...she's prettier than the girl on the right.
His response... that's my wife.
That was awk.
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07-13-2009, 05:51 PM
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#38 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by Qmx323 Was about to headbutt my friend but ended up kissing each other
His face bled | So after kissing your friend, his face bled? how does that work?
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07-13-2009, 05:55 PM
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#39 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Originally Posted by static I went to a friend's place to drink and i had never met his wife etc. So he decides to show me a picture of his niece he says is pretty, he proceeds to load up a picture of her and some other girl and asks me what i think...
I answer honestly, well...she's prettier than the girl on the right.
His response... that's my wife.
That was awk. | Wait did u tell him his wife was prettier than the other person in the pic or the other way around? that's not so bad even the other way round
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07-13-2009, 06:22 PM
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#40 | | Ubereem Mod
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Originally Posted by slammer111 Another good story from highschool.
Got invited to a party at a buddy's house. I knew he was a "mutt" but had no idea what type of blood was in him, other than that he was half-British. I had just stepped in (1st time there) and some Filipino middle-aged woman came over and stuck out her hand. If you are Honger-raised, you know that where we come from, Filipino = nanny. So I pick up my shoes and give them to her. Right then my buddy says "Hey dood, meet my mom." Turns out she was trying to shake my hand. | that is just....wrong.....where the hell do you live dude...(but i'll give you the most awkward award LOL)
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07-13-2009, 06:56 PM
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#41 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by hirevtuner this was back in highschool...it was a bio class and learning about species/animals. the teach was trying to pass time and end up playing a game (single animal to more than one) ie. duck to ducks..blah blah blah so teach was asking us what is plural for mouse? this dizty chick raises her hand and says meese
the class was all laughing at her
totally epic | I had something similar happen to be couple years ago in 9th grade summer school.
Teacher asked everyone in the class the name the provinces in Canada.
So we went one by one; British Columbia, Ontario, Manitoba, Alberta....
Then this one dude raises his hand and says, New Zealand.
Me and my buddy that was sitting across from me then burst out laughing for a good 20ish minutes while class continued.
Like seriously a good 20 minute laugh.
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07-13-2009, 08:48 PM
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#42 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Back in high school, our school band would have trips every year to perform at some random places. We would stay at a hotel with 4 people in a room with 2 beds. My friend and I decided to pull a prank on another friend, "D". My friend and I woke up in the middle of the night, got a cup of lukewarm water, and dipped D's hand into the water when he's sleeping, hoping to make him feel relaxed by the lukewarm water and end up pissing his bed. However, it didn't work, so my friend and I decided to just pour the water onto his crotch area. Just as we finished pouring, D suddenly wakes up in confusion. He was like.."huh...wtf....WTF!?" The room was dark so my friend and I quickly rushed to our bed and dug our face into our pillow, holding out our laughter lol. D then walks to the end of the room to turn on the light, which wakes up all of us (we pretended we were asleep) and he's like..."WTF are my pants wet!?!?" and both my friend and I suggested that he pissed his pants. He was still confused to this day whether he pissed his pants or not.  | |
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07-13-2009, 11:43 PM
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#43 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by slammer111 ^
It's like that Married With Children ep where Kelly (the daughter) makes a short film called SHEOS (instead of SHOES). | What makes it even better is that this was during English class... not just any English class... the enriched English class. | |
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07-14-2009, 12:51 AM
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#44 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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I got another.
Last Halloween my friend was having a party with a bunch of her sister's friends and a few of her girlfriends. Basically she invited 3 or 4 of her pretty close friends (including my ex-gf who I broke up with and essentially told her a didn't like her, she had psychological problems because of this and stalks me from time to time). Some bros and I show up to the party and start getting drunk. Long story short, I ended up getting drunk and making out with one of her friends on the couch while my ex stood there and watched us go at it. Many laughs were had.
More laughs were had when I invited the host of the Halloween party, her friend i made out with, and my ex-gf to my new years party and made out with the host in front of the other two. I'm pretty sure many discussion were had regarding this and I like to think they all got a good taste of Alex.  Fortunately, those days are over.
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07-14-2009, 01:23 AM
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I got another one for you.
I passed through HK for a few days in 2007, and having no connections of my own there, My mom arranged for me to stay at her elementary school friend's place. Last time I saw them was 1996 and I barely knew them even back then.
The Auntie invited me to stay in her daughter's room, and "hoped I wouldn't mind". I thought it was weird she'd say that, but whatever. The room looked UNTOUCHED and even all the little Honger stuffed animals were saran-wrapped. There was a photo of the daughter hanging over the bed. So I thank the Auntie and Uncle, and as I'm unpacking I casually ask them where their daughter was. I thought she'd be studying overseas or moved out or something. The Auntie tells me she's in Heaven. Huh?
Having crappy Cantonese, I innocently asked the Auntie which part of HK Heaven is located in, I thought it was some district near Central.  The Auntie then tells me her heart ached. At that point another family friend who was there pulls me aside and hastily explains that the daughter died a slow painful death (lupus) a few years ago.  My mother had never bothered to explain any of this to me!
It was a crazy awkward dinner with my mom's friends that night.
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07-14-2009, 01:26 AM
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#46 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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^ holy shit. That must've felt so shitty for you man. Wasn't it weird sleeping in that room then? I'd be scared.
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07-14-2009, 01:34 AM
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That is creepy as fuck lol, how was it sleeping in that room?
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07-14-2009, 01:34 AM
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i was having sex with my gf and i called her Ted
your move Sherlock
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07-14-2009, 01:35 AM
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#49 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Originally Posted by slammer111 I got another one for you.
I passed through HK for a few days in 2007, and having no connections of my own there, My mom arranged for me to stay at her elementary school friend's place. Last time I saw them was 1996 and I barely knew them even back then.
The Auntie invited me to stay in her daughter's room, and "hoped I wouldn't mind". I thought it was weird she'd say that, but whatever. The room looked UNTOUCHED and even all the little Honger stuffed animals were saran-wrapped. There was a photo of the daughter hanging over the bed. So I thank the Auntie and Uncle, and as I'm unpacking I casually ask them where their daughter was. I thought she'd be studying overseas or moved out or something. The Auntie tells me she's in Heaven. Huh?
Having crappy Cantonese, I innocently asked the Auntie which part of HK Heaven is located in, I thought it was some district near Central. The Auntie then tells me her heart ached. At that point another family friend who was there pulls me aside and hastily explains that the daughter died a slow painful death (lupus) a few years ago. My mother had never bothered to explain any of this to me!
It was a crazy awkward dinner with my mom's friends that night. | dude, i feel really bad for you. that's a brutal story.
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07-14-2009, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Qmx323 Was about to headbutt my friend but ended up kissing each other
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