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07-14-2009, 09:13 AM
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#51 | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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07-14-2009, 09:55 AM
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#52 | How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by 124Y Back in high school, our school band would have trips every year to perform at some random places. We would stay at a hotel with 4 people in a room with 2 beds. My friend and I decided to pull a prank on another friend, "D". My friend and I woke up in the middle of the night, got a cup of lukewarm water, and dipped D's hand into the water when he's sleeping, hoping to make him feel relaxed by the lukewarm water and end up pissing his bed. However, it didn't work, so my friend and I decided to just pour the water onto his crotch area. Just as we finished pouring, D suddenly wakes up in confusion. He was like.."huh...wtf....WTF!?" The room was dark so my friend and I quickly rushed to our bed and dug our face into our pillow, holding out our laughter lol. D then walks to the end of the room to turn on the light, which wakes up all of us (we pretended we were asleep) and he's like..."WTF are my pants wet!?!?" and both my friend and I suggested that he pissed his pants. He was still confused to this day whether he pissed his pants or not.  | hahaha
Similar story for me, I used to go bowling when I was younger and I was on a team that would compete in provincial/national tournaments
We had to billet (I think that was the term) at a family's house when we went to kamloops or something..
So there were about 5 of us, 4 of us had sleeping bags, another guy had an entire bed to himself. We thought we'd pull the warm water trick on him but he wasnt a very heavy sleeper so he woke up whenever someone grabbed his hand. He ended up throwing shit at us, but we started getting really loud and one of the parents came down to the basement from the top floor (2 floors away) to tell us to shut the fuck up.
She stood there for 5 mins while we all tried to stop laughing
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07-14-2009, 11:01 AM
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#53 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by 124Y Back in high school, our school band would have trips every year to perform at some random places. We would stay at a hotel with 4 people in a room with 2 beds. My friend and I decided to pull a prank on another friend, "D". My friend and I woke up in the middle of the night, got a cup of lukewarm water, and dipped D's hand into the water when he's sleeping, hoping to make him feel relaxed by the lukewarm water and end up pissing his bed. However, it didn't work, so my friend and I decided to just pour the water onto his crotch area. Just as we finished pouring, D suddenly wakes up in confusion. He was like.."huh...wtf....WTF!?" The room was dark so my friend and I quickly rushed to our bed and dug our face into our pillow, holding out our laughter lol. D then walks to the end of the room to turn on the light, which wakes up all of us (we pretended we were asleep) and he's like..."WTF are my pants wet!?!?" and both my friend and I suggested that he pissed his pants. He was still confused to this day whether he pissed his pants or not.  |    i wouldn't be able to stop laughing
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07-14-2009, 01:18 PM
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#54 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by The_AK I got another.
Last Halloween my friend was having a party with a bunch of her sister's friends and a few of her girlfriends. Basically she invited 3 or 4 of her pretty close friends (including my ex-gf who I broke up with and essentially told her a didn't like her, she had psychological problems because of this and stalks me from time to time). Some bros and I show up to the party and start getting drunk. Long story short, I ended up getting drunk and making out with one of her friends on the couch while my ex stood there and watched us go at it. Many laughs were had.
More laughs were had when I invited the host of the Halloween party, her friend i made out with, and my ex-gf to my new years party and made out with the host in front of the other two. I'm pretty sure many discussion were had regarding this and I like to think they all got a good taste of Alex.  Fortunately, those days are over. |
epic fail thats not even akward
plus u look like my chode bragging about making out with 200 pound ogres isnt something to be proud of
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07-14-2009, 01:23 PM
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#55 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by 124Y Back in high school, our school band would have trips every year to perform at some random places. We would stay at a hotel with 4 people in a room with 2 beds. My friend and I decided to pull a prank on another friend, "D". My friend and I woke up in the middle of the night, got a cup of lukewarm water, and dipped D's hand into the water when he's sleeping, hoping to make him feel relaxed by the lukewarm water and end up pissing his bed. However, it didn't work, so my friend and I decided to just pour the water onto his crotch area. Just as we finished pouring, D suddenly wakes up in confusion. He was like.."huh...wtf....WTF!?" The room was dark so my friend and I quickly rushed to our bed and dug our face into our pillow, holding out our laughter lol. D then walks to the end of the room to turn on the light, which wakes up all of us (we pretended we were asleep) and he's like..."WTF are my pants wet!?!?" and both my friend and I suggested that he pissed his pants. He was still confused to this day whether he pissed his pants or not.  | I'm laughing my ass off just reading about this!
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07-14-2009, 01:31 PM
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#56 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by slammer111 I got another one for you.
I passed through HK for a few days in 2007, and having no connections of my own there, My mom arranged for me to stay at her elementary school friend's place. Last time I saw them was 1996 and I barely knew them even back then.
The Auntie invited me to stay in her daughter's room, and "hoped I wouldn't mind". I thought it was weird she'd say that, but whatever. The room looked UNTOUCHED and even all the little Honger stuffed animals were saran-wrapped. There was a photo of the daughter hanging over the bed. So I thank the Auntie and Uncle, and as I'm unpacking I casually ask them where their daughter was. I thought she'd be studying overseas or moved out or something. The Auntie tells me she's in Heaven. Huh?
Having crappy Cantonese, I innocently asked the Auntie which part of HK Heaven is located in, I thought it was some district near Central.  The Auntie then tells me her heart ached. At that point another family friend who was there pulls me aside and hastily explains that the daughter died a slow painful death (lupus) a few years ago.  My mother had never bothered to explain any of this to me!
It was a crazy awkward dinner with my mom's friends that night. | that's so awkward.... i feel sorry for you lols. I can't believe your mom left the part out that their daughter died.. lol
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07-14-2009, 02:14 PM
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#57 | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by 3xta that's so awkward.... i feel sorry for you lols. I can't believe your mom left the part out that their daughter died.. lol | Well, one, she maybe didn't know they still kept that room for her daughter like a shrine, and two, they didn't know they would use that room for him...
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07-14-2009, 06:02 PM
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#58 | My homepage has been set to RS
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I was at a party this weekend and me and this chick hit it off. We went to my buddy's room and started having sex on his bed but all of a sudden my buddy comes running in and passes out ontop of us. So we pushed him to the side of the bed and continued having sex.
Next morning my buddy wakes up and sees us three in his bed and asks what happened and we said me had a threesome and that he has a tight asshole.
LOL
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07-14-2009, 06:20 PM
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#59 | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Originally Posted by 6chr0nic4 epic fail thats not even akward
plus u look like my chode bragging about making out with 200 pound ogres isnt something to be proud of | i'm not bragging lol, and it was mostly awkward for them since they're supposed to be this "tight circle of friends"
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07-14-2009, 07:30 PM
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