I need an excuse, please help!
 

Dear revscene,

My mom rarely, like once in a blue moon washes my clothes. Anyways, she did today and I came home from work, I see not 1 or 2 but 5 lighters of mine next to the laundry machine. I need an excuse before my parents smash me in. My dad found a dime bag in the drivers seat before, I used the it's my friends excuse. I doubt they believed that, but i got away.

I can't use firecrackers as an excuse, because the lighters were in seperate hoodies. I think I fucked myself over on this one.

Please help.

You're secretly a pyromaniac and that you need mental psychiatric help because you can't function without setting something on fire every 1.5hours on the dot.

man up. if you are old enough to smoke you should be old enough to make your own decisions in life

grow a pair and tell them its for meth, that way everything bad you do in the future won't compare to this.

I doubt he is old enough or his parents think he is.
You can man up to it and hope they don't beat you down as bad.
Sounds like a sticky situation but you gotta take responsibility, There's no way you can get away with having several lighters.

Just one important question: Are your parents azn?

You're a cheap lighter collector.

"The Safety Matches kept lighting off in my pants pocket,BTW I need more pants."

just ask her to smell your breath

tell them that you have been really stressed out and not knowing what to do you have tried smoking for the last month or so. Make some BS up so your parents feel sorry for what your going through.

They know you smoke right now so point lieing it will only get worse.

Or you can say you smoke a cigar here and there when your drinking and your always stealing your friends lighters like it's a game.

you caught a case of the gay? you need to light candles (lots of them) for when your boy toy comes over

or tell them they're for smoking meth

Say you go to bonfires at night and always have to get it started.

I think you're pretty much boned on this one, probably best to just admit it.

How old are you?

dime bag = he smokes weed

say you smoke cigarettes
or those small pussy flavored "cigars"
and then quit smoking pot

or tell em you smoke weed, but now you ll quit

or tell em you carry a lighter in all of your pockets in case a hot girl pulls out a smoke, then you can light it and drop a pick up line, then get pussy.

Yes.

Anyways, I looked my mom straight in the eye and said it was my friends without cracking a smile. I doubt she believed me really, but I mean she's my mom she probably doesn't want to believe her son is doing drugs and shit, right? I was going to come clean, but my mom would probably be in tears. It would kill me to see that. Also, I don't think she told my dad or else he would've jcurb stomped me by now. I know I should've taken responsibility for sure, but I'm just an addicted marijuana recreational user who cannot quit. I don't smoke that shit to be cool or fit in, just everyday use with some buddies and chill. No harm done.

Fuck, white parents would be so much more chill. My buddy got caught, his mom just asked him, "you don't drive while stoned do you?"

I'm 19, if that honestly matters, I'll probably get judged on this without a doubt.

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^^ tell your parents you like to steal lighters from your friends.

to help them quit smoking

who the fuck gets addicted to weed? wow......

At 19 I think you're old enough to do what you want within reason. I mean as long as you aren't doing it in their house it isn't really a concern. If it is that big of a deal you could always move out then they really wouldn't have a say.

At 19 my parents had absolutley zero say in what I did not like they would say shit. Then again maybe you're on to something with the white parents with me being white and all.

When confronted just bust out the it could be worse card, at least I'm not a crackhead.

*facepalm*
You're 19, stop being a pansy and man up.

tell them you played the lighter game.

tell them you needed the lighters for a project, and ask if they got more.

man up to it...

I say if you live with your parents you do wtf they say/want

want to be free? Move out

19 and you still live at home and let your parents do your laundry and are scared of your dad?

....i'd smoke drugs too

definitely has to do with the white parents.

I surmise it'd be difficult to understand for a non-Asian or somebody who has been exposed to the North American culture:
smoking pot is perceived by most growing up in Asia as something just as bad as doing cocaine

The type of exposure marijuana gets in Asia just can't compare to North America.