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07-17-2009, 06:13 PM
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#26 | | x_x
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hopefully i have a passenger so i can tell them to GTFO and press the button.
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07-17-2009, 06:52 PM
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#27 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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did i remember to buy milk?
... shit
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07-17-2009, 07:11 PM
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#28 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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"when the fuck is the light going to change?"
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07-17-2009, 07:26 PM
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#29 | | Banned (BBM)
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i fucking hate red lights
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07-17-2009, 08:14 PM
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#30 | | RS controls my life!
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Originally Posted by wouwou +5
it goes something like this:
Fuck! Another red? Why the fuck doesnt every driver just go .. (girl corsses)oh, that girl is hot, look at those.... (girl gone) WTF, still red? That light takes half an hour to change MOFO | You're at a red light. Right behind the crosswalk.
Then a girl with huge bouncing boobies walks by in front.
What a view
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07-17-2009, 08:18 PM
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#31 | | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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What the fuck, why is the dude in front of us picking his nose? Ew....
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07-17-2009, 08:25 PM
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#32 | | Witness protection
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07-17-2009, 09:14 PM
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#33 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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The legs of a fine young woman.
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07-17-2009, 09:21 PM
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#34 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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"Zoom, zoom, zoom... zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom..."
"Hmm... I think my gas gauge went down a bit again... I can allllmost see it moving as I idle... Okay, so I've gone 150 km with half a tank, so a full tank would..."
(I drive a rotary.)
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07-17-2009, 09:55 PM
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#35 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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I get random songs in my head like this one.
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
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07-17-2009, 11:04 PM
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#36 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Preparing myself for the next installment of Vtec.
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07-18-2009, 03:24 PM
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#37 | | Banned (ABWS)
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'Gosh that girls ass would make a nice hat'
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07-18-2009, 03:40 PM
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#38 | | Banned By Establishment
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i sing a lot in the car. usually i think of how good a singer i am.
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07-18-2009, 03:59 PM
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#39 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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+6 on chicks in cars or walking.
Then I look at all those fancy Lexus autos.
Then I change the radio station over and over.
Then I say to myself 'wtf, still red?'
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07-18-2009, 05:10 PM
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#40 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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"I hope my anti-lag melts the bumper behind me".
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07-18-2009, 05:54 PM
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#41 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Why im I erect sitting in traffic.
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07-18-2009, 09:07 PM
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#42 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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+7 for looking for hot chicks
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07-18-2009, 10:24 PM
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#43 | | Rider
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Man ... I hope my Corolla doesn't die.  | |
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07-18-2009, 10:43 PM
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#44 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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07-19-2009, 12:57 AM
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#45 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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+1 to hot girls!
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07-19-2009, 01:15 AM
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#46 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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I try to think of happy thoughts to prevent my blood pressure from skyrocketing through the roof. It always goes up when my turbo pressure is low and VTEC is off: 
My flight is delayed. Fucking Air Canada.
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07-19-2009, 01:22 AM
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#47 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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I watch the opposing traffic lights + pedestrian signals, especially if I'm at the front of the lane. I like to be prepared to go immediately on green or setup a hill start just prior if I'm on an incline. I find inattentive drivers at the front of a lane annoying when there is a whole train of cars following.
If downtown, same as above with a bit of people and car watching thrown into the mix.
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07-19-2009, 01:52 AM
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#48 | | Banned (ABWS)
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I don't know about you guys, but when ever i'm at a red light the guy next to me always turn and look at me.
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and i stare back
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07-19-2009, 02:24 AM
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#49 | | Rider
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Originally Posted by Elder_MMHS I watch the opposing traffic lights + pedestrian signals, especially if I'm at the front of the lane. I like to be prepared to go immediately on green or setup a hill start just prior if I'm on an incline. I find inattentive drivers at the front of a lane annoying when there is a whole train of cars following.
If downtown, same as above with a bit of people and car watching thrown into the mix. | Agreed. +1 
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07-19-2009, 02:35 AM
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#50 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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when im bored at night and im first at the intersection i like to get the guy in the next lane to think im going to race him and when the light turns green they usually rip it and im slowly acclerating
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