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Old 07-28-2009, 02:40 PM   #26
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Old 07-28-2009, 02:44 PM   #27
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Attn: chick that wouldn't let me merge onto the highway

Your long black hair looked stunning in your new C-class mercedez. I bet you just got it recently, i would love to show you the back seats. But as much as I'd love to get straight to the business, I know you're going to play hard-to-get, just like how you played hard-to-let-me-merge-onto-the-highway earlier this morning.

Don't worry, my dear, as I slowly creep towards you, inch by inch, easing my way into your life. Feel me inside your lane, feel me as all the traffic around us watches. What's this? I hear you honking, calling out "Stop... No.. You can't!" But I merge in slowly anyways, going deeper into your lane, until finally, we are one, united together in a single highway lane.
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Old 07-28-2009, 11:44 PM   #28
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Attn: chick that wouldn't let me merge onto the highway

Your long black hair looked stunning in your new C-class mercedez. I bet you just got it recently, i would love to show you the back seats. But as much as I'd love to get straight to the business, I know you're going to play hard-to-get, just like how you played hard-to-let-me-merge-onto-the-highway earlier this morning.

Don't worry, my dear, as I slowly creep towards you, inch by inch, easing my way into your life. Feel me inside your lane, feel me as all the traffic around us watches. What's this? I hear you honking, calling out "Stop... No.. You can't!" But I merge in slowly anyways, going deeper into your lane, until finally, we are one, united together in a single highway lane.

I came..
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:52 AM   #29
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Old 07-29-2009, 11:40 PM   #30
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Attn: chick that wouldn't let me merge onto the highway

Your long black hair looked stunning in your new C-class mercedez. I bet you just got it recently, i would love to show you the back seats. But as much as I'd love to get straight to the business, I know you're going to play hard-to-get, just like how you played hard-to-let-me-merge-onto-the-highway earlier this morning.

Don't worry, my dear, as I slowly creep towards you, inch by inch, easing my way into your life. Feel me inside your lane, feel me as all the traffic around us watches. What's this? I hear you honking, calling out "Stop... No.. You can't!" But I merge in slowly anyways, going deeper into your lane, until finally, we are one, united together in a single highway lane.
Dayum that's epic...
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Old 08-02-2009, 12:14 AM   #31
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Old 08-02-2009, 12:18 AM   #32
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Old 08-02-2009, 01:01 AM   #33
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Attn: chick that wouldn't let me merge onto the highway

Your long black hair looked stunning in your new C-class mercedez. I bet you just got it recently, i would love to show you the back seats. But as much as I'd love to get straight to the business, I know you're going to play hard-to-get, just like how you played hard-to-let-me-merge-onto-the-highway earlier this morning.

Don't worry, my dear, as I slowly creep towards you, inch by inch, easing my way into your life. Feel me inside your lane, feel me as all the traffic around us watches. What's this? I hear you honking, calling out "Stop... No.. You can't!" But I merge in slowly anyways, going deeper into your lane, until finally, we are one, united together in a single highway lane.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:05 PM   #34
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I just saw a girl in a Silver 02 year Odyssey on GILBERT and SHE WAS SMILING TOO!

WTF?!
If it's the same girl, she probably wasn't smiling at you.

Probably has some weird muscle problems on her face where she uncontrollably smiles for no reason.
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:31 AM   #35
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maybe she was being raped inside the car and told to smile.... hmmm hm never know!
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