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07-28-2009, 02:40 PM
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#26 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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How can you see someone so clearly at 12:36am?
__________________ Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi |
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07-28-2009, 02:44 PM
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#27 | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe Attn: chick that wouldn't let me merge onto the highway
Your long black hair looked stunning in your new C-class mercedez. I bet you just got it recently, i would love to show you the back seats. But as much as I'd love to get straight to the business, I know you're going to play hard-to-get, just like how you played hard-to-let-me-merge-onto-the-highway earlier this morning.
Don't worry, my dear, as I slowly creep towards you, inch by inch, easing my way into your life. Feel me inside your lane, feel me as all the traffic around us watches. What's this? I hear you honking, calling out "Stop... No.. You can't!" But I merge in slowly anyways, going deeper into your lane, until finally, we are one, united together in a single highway lane. | damn, that made me lol so bad
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07-28-2009, 11:44 PM
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#28 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe Attn: chick that wouldn't let me merge onto the highway
Your long black hair looked stunning in your new C-class mercedez. I bet you just got it recently, i would love to show you the back seats. But as much as I'd love to get straight to the business, I know you're going to play hard-to-get, just like how you played hard-to-let-me-merge-onto-the-highway earlier this morning.
Don't worry, my dear, as I slowly creep towards you, inch by inch, easing my way into your life. Feel me inside your lane, feel me as all the traffic around us watches. What's this? I hear you honking, calling out "Stop... No.. You can't!" But I merge in slowly anyways, going deeper into your lane, until finally, we are one, united together in a single highway lane. |
I came..
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07-29-2009, 08:52 AM
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#29 | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by JL9000 this is the internet and everyone knows better about what happened sitting behind a desk than the people who are actually involved. | |
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07-29-2009, 11:40 PM
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#30 | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe Attn: chick that wouldn't let me merge onto the highway
Your long black hair looked stunning in your new C-class mercedez. I bet you just got it recently, i would love to show you the back seats. But as much as I'd love to get straight to the business, I know you're going to play hard-to-get, just like how you played hard-to-let-me-merge-onto-the-highway earlier this morning.
Don't worry, my dear, as I slowly creep towards you, inch by inch, easing my way into your life. Feel me inside your lane, feel me as all the traffic around us watches. What's this? I hear you honking, calling out "Stop... No.. You can't!" But I merge in slowly anyways, going deeper into your lane, until finally, we are one, united together in a single highway lane. | Dayum that's epic... |
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08-02-2009, 12:14 AM
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#31 | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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I saw you at night market yesterday, hahahaha.
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08-02-2009, 12:18 AM
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#32 | Banned (ABWS)
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dont you sell women's jewels @ richmond centre?
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08-02-2009, 01:01 AM
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#33 | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe Attn: chick that wouldn't let me merge onto the highway
Your long black hair looked stunning in your new C-class mercedez. I bet you just got it recently, i would love to show you the back seats. But as much as I'd love to get straight to the business, I know you're going to play hard-to-get, just like how you played hard-to-let-me-merge-onto-the-highway earlier this morning.
Don't worry, my dear, as I slowly creep towards you, inch by inch, easing my way into your life. Feel me inside your lane, feel me as all the traffic around us watches. What's this? I hear you honking, calling out "Stop... No.. You can't!" But I merge in slowly anyways, going deeper into your lane, until finally, we are one, united together in a single highway lane. | You are the man. |
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08-04-2009, 10:05 PM
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#34 | I subscribe to Revscene
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I just saw a girl in a Silver 02 year Odyssey on GILBERT and SHE WAS SMILING TOO!
WTF?!
If it's the same girl, she probably wasn't smiling at you.
Probably has some weird muscle problems on her face where she uncontrollably smiles for no reason. |
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08-05-2009, 12:31 AM
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#35 | I don't get it
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maybe she was being raped inside the car and told to smile.... hmmm hm never know!
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