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07-30-2009, 10:14 AM
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#26 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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"EH LUK I M BLAK! I MIKO JODAN!! MJMJ!!"
"HEHKEKEKE ^^"
"Nigga...Hold up a second. Nigga, what the FUCK do you think you're doing?"
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07-30-2009, 11:48 AM
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#27 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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"If you miss this basket, I'm going to nuke you."
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07-30-2009, 11:58 AM
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#28 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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Obama:
"Listen Yao, I don't give a fk if you can shoot a basketball, i ain't playing badminton with you!"
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07-30-2009, 12:26 PM
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#29 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by ajax  No man you went over 21, youre back to 11! | lol nice
Obama "ok if you miss this, you guys give us N Korea"
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07-30-2009, 12:35 PM
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#30 | | How I Mod your mother
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"You have 2 seconds to put down my ball before I kick you in the nuts"
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07-30-2009, 01:12 PM
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#31 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by RRxtar "nigga, you do NOT come into a black mans house and take his ball" |  | |
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07-30-2009, 01:14 PM
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#32 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by RRxtar "nigga, you do NOT come into a black mans house and take his ball" | Given Obama's facial expression, this caption is awesome!
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07-30-2009, 03:34 PM
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#33 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Asian: i like this orange!
Obama: It aint no orange..its a fukin basketball..
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07-30-2009, 05:32 PM
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#34 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Originally Posted by RRxtar "nigga, you do NOT come into a black mans house and take his ball" | 
"why y'all look alike"
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07-30-2009, 06:37 PM
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#35 | | ESKETIT
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lol@response
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07-31-2009, 01:28 AM
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#36 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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| Chinese guy with bball: Eh look at me. I'm black I playing bball you fookin ni-ka
Obama: Wait...hey hey. Don't call me that.
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07-31-2009, 02:09 AM
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#37 | | Banned By Establishment
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I'm suprised that a gwai lo knows who the chinese guys are but a site full of people patriotic china don't know who he is and refer to his as "chinese guy"
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07-31-2009, 02:26 AM
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#38 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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From my buddy:
1) Obama: "You might be smirking, but I have bigger balls than that you're holding."
2) Obama: "You don't come to no n!gga's place and steal his pride and joy....now give that back and git."
3) Obama: "Basketball diplomacy doesn't cut it these days cuz the black man will rule."
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07-31-2009, 12:42 PM
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#39 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane I'm suprised that a gwai lo knows who the chinese guys are but a site full of people patriotic china don't know who he is and refer to his as "chinese guy" | wat?
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07-31-2009, 06:07 PM
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#40 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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so, he just called us all gwai lo, so is challing him a drity chink fair game?
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07-31-2009, 09:23 PM
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#41 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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Obama: "Now...i know we said 'yes we can'....but...no you can't."
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08-01-2009, 12:02 AM
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#42 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane I'm suprised that a gwai lo knows who the chinese guys are but a site full of people patriotic china don't know who he is and refer to his as "chinese guy" | tbh, I don't follow politics. So I'm one of those people. :P
Don't ask me about politicians or celebrities cuz I don't know shit.
Hahaha, I'm one of those people who don't care cuz I have no interest, even if it affects me. I'm ignorant like that. har har har.
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08-01-2009, 12:26 AM
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#43 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by jeffh so, he just called us all gwai lo, so is challing him a drity chink fair game? | I would think so.
reminds me of the comedian who had a bit about "cracker." some black dude was like "hey man you my cracker" and he's like "no man you can't call me that, that's our word for us to use. you can say cracka, with an a though"
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
Originally Posted by RevYouUp reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z | Quote:
Originally Posted by Good_KarMa OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry: | | |
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08-01-2009, 12:34 AM
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#44 | | Say! Say! Say!
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Obama: "Hell nawz, nigga. Just because I'm black don't mean this here's a basketball court."
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08-01-2009, 05:00 AM
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#45 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane I'm suprised that a gwai lo knows who the chinese guys are but a site full of people patriotic china don't know who he is and refer to his as "chinese guy" | OT: The great thing about Russell Peters is he takes time to really understand the people he makes fun of.
I always hear white ppl complain about the double std where they can't make racial jokes or make criticisms cuz they're white. That's nonsense. You can do it, you just can't be lazy with your observations and generalizations.
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08-01-2009, 10:36 AM
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#46 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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Asian Guy: Wah Basketball like Yao Ming!
Obama: I think you are doing it wrong...
Other Asian Guy: KEKEKE ITS HOW WE DO IT IN CHINAR
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