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07-30-2009, 11:36 PM
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#1 | Banned (ABWS)
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Lets organize some activities to make the lives miserable for these fuckers.
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07-30-2009, 11:52 PM
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#2 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by jeff_alexander I got a better idea
1) Find a payphone
2) Call in a bomb threat saying you'll be part of the Critical Mass group
3) Watch police search everyone of those fuckers for weed/helmet and get fucked
4) Repeat every last friday of the month | not legal, but the best option so far
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07-31-2009, 12:11 AM
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Anything you do will just give them what they want. They would love if you got together people to protest them and somehow give them more publicity. It is so sad the police department can't/won't do anything about it.
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07-31-2009, 12:24 AM
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#4 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Vancouver240sx Anything you do will just give them what they want. They would love if you got together people to protest them and somehow give them more publicity. It is so sad the police department can't/won't do anything about it.
rich | With a bomb threat they'll be forced to.
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07-31-2009, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by jeff_alexander With a bomb threat they'll be forced to. | will they respond if we made a bomb threat through a pay phone?
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07-31-2009, 12:32 AM
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#6 | Say! Say! Say!
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So who will be RS' scapegoat?
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07-31-2009, 12:32 AM
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An opinion posted on the Province today suggested that we all drive in the bike lanes.
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07-31-2009, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by jing An opinion posted on the Province today suggested that we all drive in the bike lanes. | LOL I READ THAT AND LAUGHED SO HARD
" since they have one day out of the month to drive on our roads with disregard, we should have one day of the month to drive all over their bike lanes "
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07-31-2009, 02:24 AM
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#9 | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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why not everyone just open their driver side door that way they cant lane slip through the cars
always wanted to see a bicyclist flip over in real life, just like in the movies/commercials xD
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07-31-2009, 02:45 AM
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#10 | I bringith the lowerballerith
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tie a heavy duty rope to a tree on one side of the road, and have a bunch of people holding onto the other side across the road.... then... like ninja's in the dark.... we lie...and wait.
until they bike by, then PULLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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07-31-2009, 06:36 AM
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07-31-2009, 07:26 AM
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As car nuts, the best protest would be to simply create a traffic jam along their route. Only problem with that idea is that they'd probably take to the sidewalks to get around it, so...
We organize a pedestrian-jam and just block up their route with a ton of people. No violence, no interaction, everyone just stand there with arms folded. Don't say or do anything else.
This is EXACTLY what they're doing to traffic - being all passive-aggressive, not instigating anything, and no doubt just hoping some frustrated driver gets up in their grilles so the poor sap ends up with an assault charge. So, turn it around, block their way passively but don't instigate anything... wait until a couple of them do something stupid, and have THEM charged with assault.
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07-31-2009, 07:53 AM
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That's the exact thing I was thinking soundy, or pay some crack head 1k to drive a stolen truck through the crowd
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07-31-2009, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by murd0c ...or pay some crack head 1k to drive a stolen truck through the crowd |
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07-31-2009, 08:01 AM
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easy
lets all gather up beside the fucking cyclists meet
rev the fuck out of our engine, and while we are at that. let them smell our test pipe, no cat ftw
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07-31-2009, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN easy
lets all gather up beside the fucking cyclists meet
rev the fuck out of our engine, and while we are at that. let them smell our test pipe, no cat ftw |  Your fucking smart!
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07-31-2009, 08:38 AM
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i'm down....
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07-31-2009, 08:42 AM
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#18 | I told him no, what y'all do?
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play red rover in the middle of the street and see how many can get by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7alxEBpa4jI
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07-31-2009, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Vancouver240sx Anything you do will just give them what they want. They would love if you got together people to protest them and somehow give them more publicity. It is so sad the police department can't/won't do anything about it.
rich | Trust me, they don't care about publicity, 99.9% of the people who attend are there just to have fun.
If they really wanted to get their message across and protest for more bike lanes, they would've sat infront of the mayor office or the city hall, not riding bicycle annoying everyone else in the city.
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07-31-2009, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Soundy As car nuts, the best protest would be to simply create a traffic jam along their route. Only problem with that idea is that they'd probably take to the sidewalks to get around it, so...
We organize a pedestrian-jam and just block up their route with a ton of people. No violence, no interaction, everyone just stand there with arms folded. Don't say or do anything else.
This is EXACTLY what they're doing to traffic - being all passive-aggressive, not instigating anything, and no doubt just hoping some frustrated driver gets up in their grilles so the poor sap ends up with an assault charge. So, turn it around, block their way passively but don't instigate anything... wait until a couple of them do something stupid, and have THEM charged with assault. |
Play their hippie game, when they've gathered around the art gallery, everyone join hands around them and start singing earth songs.
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07-31-2009, 09:14 AM
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07-31-2009, 09:33 AM
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who owns a big, beat to shit diesel? or better yet something that runs on propane. get like a wall of these as just idle down the road with your cars as close together as possible. hell if they're really old, just let the sides touch together. outermost cars keep the door open.
soundy's pedestrian wall sounds brilliant too, get a bunch of people with linked arms walking along the sidewalk beside a car blockade, and these fuckers won't get anywhere.
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07-31-2009, 09:34 AM
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07-31-2009, 09:58 AM
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hahahaah!
Starting now on the History channel: Disasters of the Century. Episode: "Critical Mass"
"Examines the collapse of the Quebec Bridge in 1907 and 1916, which claimed a total of 89 lives before completion and the Molasses Flood Disaster of 1919, when a giant molasses tank split open killing 21 people and injuring numerous others."
Molasses... how fitting!
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07-31-2009, 12:45 PM
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Seriously, to do so we need a charismatic person to lead the cause. S/he will have to talk on radio shows & do interviews with the media. Otherwise, nothing is gonna work.
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