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08-18-2009, 05:33 PM
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#1 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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The following post is a set of e-mails from me actually trying to sell my TV. I guess I was asking too much for it.
Original ad:
PLASMA HDTV - $850
I'm selling my 42" 720p Samsung Plasma TV (PN42A410). I bought it a year ago and there is nothing wrong with it. I just want to get a bigger TV with more P's.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
hey will you take $700 for it
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
You are asking me to drop the price by $150. I am willing to do this if you let me shoot you in the groin with my paintball gun 20 times in a row. You can't wear a cup. I get to set the velocity to 450 FPS.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
seriously?
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Yes. 20 shots and its yours.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
uhh no. hows $750 sound
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Do you have a girlfriend? If you do, and she is hot (I'll need pics), and she blows me, you can have the TV for $750. You can't watch either.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off dude
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
Tell you what, I'll sell it to you for $900 and you won't have to do any of that stuff.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
wtf your ad said $850
From Me to ************@yahoo.com
I added $50 for you trying to haggle me. I'll remove this $50 haggling fee if you let me break an empty vodka bottle over your head.
From ************@yahoo.com to Me
fuck off
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From **************@comcast.net to Me
A TV like that goes for $699 brand new at Best Buy. I'll give you $400 for it?
From Me to **************@comcast.net
For $400, I will cut the TV in half with a sawzall and give you half of it. Which half would you like? The left half has all of the HDMI inputs, and the right half has the power/channel/input buttons.
From **************@comcast.net to Me
I guess I'm going to Best Buy...
From Me to **************@comcast.net
WAIT! Before you go to Best Buy, consider my new offer:
I'll sell you the TV for my new low price of $800. Also, I was planning on leaving it on a paused frame of gay porn all weekend so it would be burned into the screen, but I won't do this if you accept my offer within the next 10 minutes.
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From cory ***** to Me
ill give you $600 cash for your tv
From Me to cory *****
Sounds good! When can you come get it?
From cory ***** to Me
where do you live?
From Me to cory *****
**** *******
From cory ***** to Me
well ya i know that but like whats your address
From Me to cory *****
I'm not telling you that. Sorry, but I just don't trust people from the internet.
From cory ***** to Me
well do you want to deliver it to my place?
From Me to cory *****
And get kidnapped? I don't think so.
Here's how it is going down: We'll meet Sunday afternoon in a crowded part of town. Lets say High St, by the courthouse. I'll be walking towards Market St and you'll be walking away from it at precisely 1:00 (when the courthouse clock goes off.) Have a black suitcase ready with $600 in unmarked, non-sequential US twenty-dollar bills. I'll have a suitcase as well, and be wearing a black suit. Tell me what you plan on wearing. We will accidentally bump into each other, drop our suitcases, and pick up the other person's suitcase and continue walking. The suitcase you pick up will have a key inside it to a 1998 Ford Econoline that will be parked on Miner Street. Use the key to open the back of the van, which will have the TV inside of it. Take the TV, and leave the key in the van. You will be watched so don't try anything funny. If the suitcase does not have $600 in it, the van will be destroyed.
Does this work for you?
From cory ***** to Me
no wtf
From Me to cory *****
why not?
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08-18-2009, 09:29 PM
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#2 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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hah I love that site
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08-18-2009, 10:09 PM
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#3 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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lmao at the last one
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08-19-2009, 11:00 AM
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#4 | | How I Mod your mother
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LOL the last one is golden
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08-19-2009, 11:41 AM
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#5 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Hybrids Suck
Posted at: 2009-06-23 09:18:12
Original ad:
if anyone wants a ride from baltimore to nyc tomorow let me know! i am driving up there sometime tomorow afternoon and would be glad to help someone out if they want to throw up some money for gas. i drive a hybrid, so i wont need much!
From Mike Partlow to *************@*********.org
Hello,
I do need a ride to New York tomorrow. That would be great. My only concern is the fact that you drive a hybrid car. I don't want to give people the idea that I care about the environment. Do you have another, more manly car that we could ride up in? I really don't want to be seen in a hybrid. I'll gladly compensate you for gas.
Mike
From christine ********* to Me
no all i have is my hybrid. what is the big deal, who cares what people think? u should be glad to help the enviroment!
From Mike Partlow to christine **********
I'm sorry Christine but it isn't the 60's anymore. People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore. Does your car have tinted windows? I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile. My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil.
Mike
From christine ********* to Me
wtf is wrong with u! im not giving u a ride ur a jerk!!!
From Mike Partlow to christine **********
Well I am sorry you won't have the privilege of riding with me. Fortunately for me, I found a better, more badass ride to NYC. I'll be sure to wave at your crappy little hybrid as we pass you in our F-350, spraying cans of aerosol out the window and throwing empty six-pack holders into the sea.
Mike
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08-19-2009, 11:49 AM
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#6 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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I like the first and last one, hahahahaha
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08-19-2009, 11:50 AM
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#7 | | Media Officer / MOD
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too long, did not read
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08-19-2009, 01:40 PM
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#8 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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^cool.
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but hahah fuck always forget to check his site for new shit
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08-19-2009, 03:12 PM
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#9 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by aznboi128 too long, did not read | Thanx for sharing that with us.
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08-19-2009, 03:13 PM
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#10 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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hahaha this is good stuff.
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08-19-2009, 04:43 PM
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#11 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Lol the first one is gold, and the hybrid one isn't bad
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08-19-2009, 05:28 PM
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#12 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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i lol'd at the last one 
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08-19-2009, 09:46 PM
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#13 | | RS Operative (G)
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08-19-2009, 09:54 PM
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#14 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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LOL these are hilarious
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08-19-2009, 09:59 PM
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#15 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Too good
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08-19-2009, 10:06 PM
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#16 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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that is too much for that tv, if its a new ad... you can get a better one new for $690  | |
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08-19-2009, 10:19 PM
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#17 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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lol this shit is gold!
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08-19-2009, 11:21 PM
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08-19-2009, 11:30 PM
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#19 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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the last one is great 
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