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triplexcel 08-19-2009 10:42 AM

13 terribly weird facts about women
 
http://english.pravda.ru/society/sex.../99720-women-0

"It is generally believed that the difference between men and women is enormous. Women and men differ in almost every imaginable aspect of human life, especially when it comes to psychology.

A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women doe not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.

Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.

When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.

After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown.

A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.

Many women worry about their looks when having sex.

Women open bottles with bottle openers.

A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around.

Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.

Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle.

If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.

When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing. "

Mods, do move this if this doesn't belong here.

hal0g0dv2 08-19-2009 10:47 AM

c00l

silk 08-19-2009 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by triplexcel (Post 6554502)
http://english.pravda.ru/society/sex.../99720-women-0

"When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

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it was very interesting read.. and i fucking LOLed on this one.... its true for some reason

haha

skyxx 08-19-2009 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by silk (Post 6554524)
it was very interesting read.. and i fucking LOLed on this one.... its true for some reason

haha

I was gonna say that. I just realized it!!!

Chairman Kaga 08-19-2009 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by triplexcel (Post 6554502)
Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.


:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

hotjoint 08-19-2009 11:22 AM

ahhha

Grandmaster TSE 08-19-2009 11:24 AM

awesome read

liu13 08-19-2009 11:27 AM

i dont get why the players cross hands when there's a penalty kick

MR_BIGGS 08-19-2009 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by liu13 (Post 6554599)
i dont get why the players cross hands when there's a penalty kick

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...orey_pa416.jpg

To protect the sack region.

shenmecar 08-19-2009 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by silk (Post 6554524)
it was very interesting read.. and i fucking LOLed on this one.... its true for some reason

haha

i think you're right. weird that its true. lol

124Y 08-19-2009 12:01 PM

lol awesome post!

Sodium 08-19-2009 12:09 PM

I always put my pants on first though......oO?

skyxx 08-19-2009 12:31 PM

^ That's why you're in a forum full of sausages :lol JK :)

LemonH2O 08-19-2009 01:52 PM

LOL good read
Only one I disagree with is the top on first, I go pants first, always.

JSALES 08-19-2009 02:08 PM

hahaha

Elder_MMHS 08-19-2009 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by triplexcel (Post 6554502)
http://english.pravda.ru/society/sex.../99720-women-0
When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

I always thought this was just a matter of practicality - if you're planning to tuck your shirt in, put the shirt on first. If you're going to wear it untucked, put your pants on first.

koukimonst3r 08-19-2009 02:54 PM

good one!

Inaii 08-19-2009 03:03 PM

I disagree with a few of those. I don't always cover my mouth with a palm when I yawn. I also put my pants on first. And 80% of the time, I kick whoever I was just with out after we're done.

L-Dawg 08-19-2009 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by triplexcel (Post 6554502)
Women open bottles with bottle openers.

WTF is a bottle opener???? :p

SuperSlowSS 08-19-2009 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Inaii (Post 6554923)
I disagree with a few of those. I don't always cover my mouth with a palm when I yawn. I also put my pants on first. And 80% of the time, I kick whoever I was just with out after we're done.

you are also on revscene

Mercy 08-19-2009 04:04 PM

Its a free kick, not a penalty kick.

But yes its very true, they also missed somethings.

JSALES 08-20-2009 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by triplexcel (Post 6554502)

If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.

that's kinda odd, maybe like just like how they don't really give a shit when their thong/g-string shows

Inaii 08-20-2009 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperSlowSS (Post 6555021)
you are also on revscene

Does that mean I'm really a man? :(

liu13 08-20-2009 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MR_BIGGS (Post 6554605)

oh that's obvious, i thought the article meant when all the teammates cross their arms like those schoolgirls walking down a hallway during penalty kicks at the end of regulation, i know bball players do it on the bench for game winning free throws

urrh 08-20-2009 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by triplexcel (Post 6554502)
When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

men do not put on blouses


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